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At Newcastle Uni:

"Call me on xxx-xxxx for a good time. I'm eight inches long and two inches thick"

"... are you a ferret?"

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Which singer can you boot up?
Adele
(Tue 8th May 2018, 17:05, More)

» Getting Away With It

The Gideon Blizzard
Back at school when those nice people used to come and issue the free bibles had left and we had returned to English class on the second floor we were wondering what to do with a job lot of bibles that clearly noone on our desk wanted. Then the opportunity presented itself, the teacher decided to leave the class - something completely forbidden at the school unless they found a replacement.

Sharp as you like, me and the other two opened up the ink cartridges (this was a little before the digital age) splashed them liberally throughout the bibles, ripped as many of the pages out as we could and threw them out of the window. The scene was beautiful, like a sort of Christmas snow only with inked-up Gideon bible pages showering down two floors onto the floor below. The teacher returned a little sheepishly very soon after followed by a number of teachers from the ground and first floor who had all worked out that it couldn't have been any of their classes because they were too low or because they were present in the room. I don't think any of us had thought that quite a few classes would have seen the snowfall...

Anyway, the most irate teacher asked our teacher if she had been in the room and in front of us and to our utter relief she lied through her crooked old teeth and said she had been.

With that, they all blustered off, presumably to go and bother the classes on the third floor.

She knew we'd heard her lie and she had a bit of a look around at the desks for missing bibles and all three of us were covered in fucking ink but her look said "let's just move on shall we". Everybody in school remembers the blizzard but that class will always wonder what the hell that teacher was doing that she had to lie to five of her colleagues in front of a class full of kids.
(Wed 26th Jul 2017, 21:02, More)

» Oblique Strategies for Work

Set up forum threads on a website to get free content
Then disperse content using, I don't know, say, an email newsletter, to subscribers who are paying for the content they provided through a donation system
(Thu 17th May 2018, 16:34, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What's wiry, wispy and covers a cunt?
Donald Trump's hair
(Mon 14th May 2018, 23:09, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

MUSIC NEWS: Sting single-handedly foiled a robbery today
He said he didn't need any Police backup
(Tue 8th May 2018, 18:20, More)
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