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I was going to write something funny. sorry.

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a job's a job though yeah.

(Fri 14th Jul 2017, 13:12, More)

and on Tuesday she ate through the heating allowance for the elderly.

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 13:09, More)

he's toast

(Fri 7th Jul 2017, 10:06, More)

Hitler's stand-up period

(Thu 15th Jun 2017, 10:45, More)

For the last time, you can't be the boot, this ISN'T monopoly!

(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 13:50, More)

yeah!

(Wed 15th Feb 2017, 10:59, More)

easy does it...

(Tue 13th Dec 2016, 9:40, More)

also, have a pea of happier times

(Thu 17th Nov 2016, 9:25, More)

draw me like one of your french lizards...

(Tue 12th Apr 2016, 10:25, More)

winner!

(Fri 18th Mar 2016, 10:20, More)

Best answers to questions:

» B3TA fixes the world

make bendy buses...
...make a sound like an accordion every time they go round a corner.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 13:42, More)

» Money-saving tips

Save money on expensive batteries
Only put them in clocks when you need to know the time.
(Fri 11th Nov 2011, 10:58, More)

» B3TA fixes the world

feed the homeless...
to the starving.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 13:03, More)

» The B3TA Detective Agency

if they're called travellers..
why do they kick up such a fuss when they get moved on? Surely they'd love it? Do I win a free pencil?
(Wed 19th Oct 2011, 12:19, More)

» Random Acts of Kindness

me and my mate phil
when we were younger (maybe 12/13) in winter would go around the old peoples bungalows round where we lived and clear the snow and ice from their paths. We didn't ask for money, they'd sometimes bring us a mince pie, but we did it to keep the old dears safe.
One of them wrote to the local paper to say that not all kids are mischievous, and thank us.
My mum kept the paper clipping.
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 13:22, More)
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