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» Housemates From Hell III

Tea Towels
As a student, living with 5 others of various levels of hygiene / alcoholism, it was not uncommon (almost every day) to find a tea towel on the sofa. I only realized towards the end of the year that one of my (female) flatmates was rather incontinent when she drank. Cue amusement turning to sheer horror the day i saw her piss herself in the pub, simply move to the next bar stool and put a towel on the piss soaked one!!!!
(Fri 13th Mar 2015, 12:53, More)

» Puns

My favourite joke of all time...
...What's french for dentures?

apperetif!
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 8:48, More)

» The B3ta UK Manifesto

Scrap Elections!!!!
That's right, scrap elections. 500 MP's chosen at random from the electoral register every 3 years or so. Can't be worse than the polical class that we have now, bending us over and expecting us to tug the forelock and say "thank you m'lud".
(Wed 29th Apr 2015, 13:46, More)