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Pea tiem

(Wed 21st Feb 2018, 22:25, More)


(Sun 7th Jan 2018, 16:23, More)

Opened this year's Cadvent Calendar too early again

(Tue 28th Nov 2017, 15:09, More)

Nom Nom!

(Wed 22nd Nov 2017, 11:41, More)

Goth Tarkin

(Thu 16th Nov 2017, 12:40, More)


(Thu 16th Nov 2017, 11:21, More)

Fear has a number

(Tue 31st Oct 2017, 12:26, More)

Such a cuddly little fellow

(Thu 26th Oct 2017, 16:38, More)


(Thu 26th Oct 2017, 11:25, More)

Noel Parker

(Tue 17th Oct 2017, 11:28, More)

Best answers to questions:


I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

Marley & Me
I mean seriously, cry? No. I bawl my eyes out. I look like I've had a shit in Mike Tyson's kettle and he's caught me doing it the day after.
(Fri 8th Aug 2014, 9:57, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)