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Recent front page messages:

(Fri 15th Sep 2017, 16:39, More)


(Tue 12th Sep 2017, 10:54, More)

(Wed 6th Sep 2017, 11:51, More)


(Wed 6th Sep 2017, 9:18, More)

He doesn't like 'em hot

(Wed 2nd Aug 2017, 14:46, More)

Gott in Himmel!

(Thu 27th Jul 2017, 10:14, More)


(Tue 25th Jul 2017, 14:42, More)

Tally Ho!

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 15:51, More)

NOT friendly

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 12:06, More)

Perfect 'toasties' every time!

(Tue 11th Jul 2017, 14:33, More)

Best answers to questions:


I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

Marley & Me
I mean seriously, cry? No. I bawl my eyes out. I look like I've had a shit in Mike Tyson's kettle and he's caught me doing it the day after.
(Fri 8th Aug 2014, 9:57, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)