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Morning guy's

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 9:33, archived)
Alright, beefy.
Got those records packed up, yet?
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 9:35, archived)
Moved in yesterday. Records in place but decks not wired up yet
We're about 75% unpacked thanks to Stunned poster of this parish. It is fucking amazing, can't get over how nice it is.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:35, archived)
Huzzah, Sunday has begun.
Last night's theatre was qualidee: two girls wearing grey t-shirts and nothing else wrestling around on stage, painting each other with red paint and glitter, taking their t-shirts off, doing a bit of faux-wanking on stage and talking about polyamory. Worth a tenner of anyone's money.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 9:38, archived)
Er, by girls I hope you mean women

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 9:50, archived)
Everyone involved was comfortably of legal age, fret ye not.

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)
what's that in France? 15?

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:29, archived)
Legal age is 15. Comfortably legal age is in their early twenties.

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)
We don't get entertaining people like RabidRodent here any more

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:45, archived)
I stumbled across his 500-reply thread a few weeks ago and reread it for the timeless lulz.

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:17, archived)

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:25, archived)
Fuck, how did I miss that?

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:57, archived)
I went to see the school play at my old secondary school, when my better half was doing her teacher training there.
One of the sixth form girls ended up on stage in some very scanty lingerie, which was a little unsettling.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:45, archived)
It's a far cry from my day
Where parents boycotted the school play because one person had to say shit.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
Entirely justified by the artistic premise, I'm sure.

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
Paedo mutant drama teacher's

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:52, archived)
Back home this afternoon. Looking forward to my own bed and a house that doesn't stink of dog
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 10:47, archived)

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:40, archived)
Oh god, oh fucking god, that was the week from hell
We installed a new bathroom. Jesus Christ and all his disciples what a horrific experience that was. I swear I never want to see another tile as long as I live. Fitting a shower screen to a curved bath with my partner and my dad "helping" was the closest I've come to using a claw hammer to commit multiple murder.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:38, archived)
I have put all my faith in silicone sealant.
Silicone is my new god.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:39, archived)
Why are you using a hammer to fit a shower screen?

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:54, archived)

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 12:48, archived)
Smash the fuck out of it instead of measuring properly beforehand, more like

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:15, archived)
You've seen me at work, clearly
Edit: you forgot to include the magic ingredient... SILICONE SEALANT!!!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:33, archived)
Winky + wanky = bumtits
Food for thought there
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 11:58, archived)
how much crockery got broken in the move?
There's always one casualty.
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 12:08, archived)
I bet the gravy boat bit the dust

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 13:30, archived)
shit in a bin

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 12:17, archived)