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If love is all you need
why do I need a shit?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 19:52, Reply)
Dunno who you are, soz

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 19:54, Reply)
who are any of us, really

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 19:56, Reply)
baldmonkey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2j9VH-JIE
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:25, Reply)
Alright vlad

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:09, Reply)
alright mongy

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:31, Reply)
I am he as you are he as you are me

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:27, Reply)
We all stand together

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:41, Reply)
That was just an advert for rupert the bear, no body likes ruperts due the army thing, and Paddington et al were much better bears, even yogi

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:56, Reply)
:(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTyFUbgSvL8
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:29, Reply)

roses are red
violets are blue
love's all you need
unless you also need a poo
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 19:55, Reply)
imagine how funny it would be if you happened to be of below average height
and liked to drink beer - then i could refer to you as 'vlad the imp ale-er' to much amusement and entertainment. just imagine.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:02, Reply)
well, I do like beer, and I am incredibly tiny, in fact only around an inch tall, so you're in luck

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:32, Reply)
woo yay and hoopla
so what your saying is that it is totally worth imagining if only for a guffaw - nice one vlad, i'll give it a go...
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:35, Reply)
:-D

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:36, Reply)
*imagines*
tee - hee
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:37, Reply)
Alright spanf

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:13, Reply)
john lennon was a wanker and his effect on pop music was egregious
NEXT
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:16, Reply)
He turned pop into pies?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:18, Reply)
rock n sausage roll m8

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:20, Reply)
if his formula does not include spinach
i will be well disappoint
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:20, Reply)
Lemonade could never become pastry

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 20:25, Reply)
strike through the s, move the r to the left and you got yourself a party going on

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 0:56, Reply)
aint no strikethrough like a forced strikethrough

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 1:43, Reply)
...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAs-6MiqxE
(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 2:01, Reply)
you don't need a shit,
that's why you poo them out and flush them bye bye
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 21:03, Reply)
Not always, you might have to manually snap it off first.

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 0:01, Reply)
oh you

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 17:13, Reply)
They say love is all you need
But try fucking one cashier for free groceries and suddenly you're a bad person
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 21:27, Reply)
see - this is the knida stuff you really ought not to mention when down the job centre

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 21:33, Reply)
At least you could have waited until you were both out back behind the bins, rather than forcing Bejam to close one of their checkouts

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:10, Reply)
Are you kidding?
Bin smell is one thing I can't stand
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:17, Reply)

+ flash us yer
in sm is on thing I can't sta
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:30, Reply)
I might normally be annoyed
But I was just looking for air freshener and found a litre of bacardi. See you bitches when I sober up.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:18, Reply)
i wish my kitchen cupboards were as magic as yours

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:26, Reply)
My sister's cupboards

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:29, Reply)
i wish my sister was as magic as yours

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:40, Reply)
#infest

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 0:36, Reply)
I knew that was the real reason mum went to Iceland

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:14, Reply)
Those king prawn rings don't buy themselves, you know

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 22:16, Reply)
Haha yeah

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 23:18, Reply)
Grab em right in the shitholes

(, Sat 13 Jan 2018, 0:49, Reply)