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4/7, u?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42654398
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 13:57, Reply)
same

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:00, Reply)
4 *fives*

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:06, Reply)
Zero!

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:00, Reply)
Even with guessing every answer, that's quite impressive

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:00, Reply)
Good work soldier

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:07, Reply)
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I got 4 too, let's make a baby

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:02, Reply)
cor! not 'arf

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:10, Reply)
"Absolutely Awful" Your score: 2/7

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:07, Reply)
1!
Good old Joanna Lums
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:07, Reply)
is the answer to any of them "shithole"?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:08, Reply)
3/7 btw

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:10, Reply)
morning
i have a grammar question
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:34, Reply)
proceed

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:36, Reply)
you know when you use an adjective with the definite article
to refer to a group of people, like "the old" (old people) or "the foolish" (foolish people)?

what's that called? does it have a fancy technical name?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:43, Reply)
not that I've heard of
They all come under collective nouns as far as I'm aware
EDIT: mneurgh, which makes them collective adjectives.
www.thefreedictionary.com/Collective-Adjectives.htm
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:51, Reply)
"foolish" isn't a collective noun though?
it seems like something different. maybe it doesn't have a name because it's not something you can do in Greek or Latin.

AHA
cheers :+1:
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:53, Reply)
She's married to your grandad
NEXT
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:37, Reply)

www.reactiongifs.com/r/hbal.gif
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:41, Reply)
actually she's not

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:50, Reply)
living in sin, eh?
It's ok, I'm hip
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:51, Reply)
no
she has remarried twice since my dad was born
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:51, Reply)
woah, this is a minefield

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:52, Reply)
actually my grandad was in the RAF,
his plane was shot down
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:55, Reply)
seems a bit mean spirited
was he not popular?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:56, Reply)
not with the luftwaffe, no

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:57, Reply)
bloody rude, those nazis, weren't they!

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:59, Reply)

i.redd.it/nghpu3gwoe901.jpg
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:48, Reply)
This time round, I got 2.
Am I the only one here who thought Absolutely Fabulous was utterly fucking terrible?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:10, Reply)
My in-laws adore AbFab,
but then they also enjoy Last Of The Summer wine, so their judgement is not to be trusted.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:12, Reply)
FFS
My mum was crazy about it when it was on the first time round. She kept reciting the 'jokes' to me on the assumption that I had somehow not understood them. No, actually, I get the premise on which this brainless attempt at humour is supposed to be based. The reason I am not laughing is that it is not funny.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:15, Reply)
I'm not convinced that Jennifer Saunders has ever been funny.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:22, Reply)
I'm convinced she never has.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:27, Reply)
I have relatives who like Mrs Brown's Boys
I don't get it. I just don't get it.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:29, Reply)
I feel genuinely blessed never to have seen that.
Everything about it makes it sound like an early '70s sitcom written by a moron.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:33, Reply)
Written for morons.
Credit where it's due, they certainly understand their audience.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:35, Reply)
It has that vibe
You could maybe lie to yourself and pretend that it's being ironic.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:35, Reply)
Yeah I think that would involve feeling uncomfortably close to a character from 'Nathan Barley'.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:40, Reply)
Don't you get it, Two Hats?
Mrs Brown, right - ha, you'll never believe this! Mrs Brown - hahaha, oh you'll love this! Mrs Brown - haha - Mrs Brown is actually a bloke! Haha haha! Once you realise this, it all becomes so much funnier.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:34, Reply)
^feckin eejut

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:36, Reply)
That DOES sound pretty lol

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:39, Reply)
fucking patriarchy denying female actors lead roles

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:51, Reply)
It was for blobbing birds and poofters

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:13, Reply)
It was a big load o' shite and that's no mistake.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:18, Reply)
I wasn't fussed about it when I was younger
I've found as I've got older I'm still not fussed about it
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:18, Reply)
Reminds me of my mum, again,
talking about the dreadful creaky middle-of-the-road music she used to listen to on a semi-permanent basis. "You'll like it when you're older.". No. No, I won't.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:23, Reply)
It had its moments... Peaked at Season 3
( I fall under the blobbing birds and poofters category mind)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:26, Reply)
wanky wank wanked 4

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:13, Reply)
Matt Kitson hits on the truth a bit too often, for my liking
twitter.com/b3ta/status/951809419574161408
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:33, Reply)
I've never been on twitter before
and how did that tweet get more likes than the original post?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:35, Reply)
As shocking as this may sound
Twitter has more regular users than /talk
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:36, Reply)
but they're clicking Like on a picture of a moribund flebsite they don't even go on

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:37, Reply)
so's your mum's face, m8

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:38, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:41, Reply)
he's a child rapist

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:39, Reply)
wow, are you sure?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:45, Reply)
I've heard things

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:49, Reply)
well no smoke without fire, I guess

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:52, Reply)
What about smoke machines? They're not on fire

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:00, Reply)
If that's true, where does the smoke come from, hmm?
I suppose you think jet fuel can melt steel beams, too?!
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:12, Reply)
It comes from the Queen's fanny
are you happy now?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:17, Reply)
I'll be happy when they lock you in the tower for that remark.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:36, Reply)
all I'll say to her is "bring it, bitch."

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:41, Reply)
"I've got your crown jewels right HERE"

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:48, Reply)
Did we bully him off qotw?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:43, Reply)
Who does he think he is, going on about 'blue namers'?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:45, Reply)
I didn't know you were all mods

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:48, Reply)
yeah, soz

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:49, Reply)
yep
but manolith is modder than the rest of us
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:51, Reply)
I think of us as minimods

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:55, Reply)
and then I wank, obv

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:55, Reply)
natch

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:56, Reply)
some other Jeffrey has piped up now

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:15, Reply)
Sick fucks
www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/elderly-forced-to-listen-to-beyonce-and-bon-jovi-158341/
(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:46, Reply)
It's Camp X-Ray all over again.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 14:48, Reply)
Hello , Mudder!

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:43, Reply)
hello sculdy

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:49, Reply)
She'd chew you up and spit you out of her smoking vagina.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:55, Reply)
Why is this reply to $$'s besmirching of our monarch's good name all the way down here?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 16:01, Reply)
2/7

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:40, Reply)
if it's not sizzling at your table we'll bring you another

(, Fri 12 Jan 2018, 15:49, Reply)