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Evening all
How are you?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Frank Carson's dead.
You bastard.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I'm sorry I don't listen to Jazz, what did he play?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
For fuck's sake.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Alright Quinten

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Stop being a cunt, Adam.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)
stop being blue, sky
stop being wet, water
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Water isn't wet, water makes other things wet.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
honestly, it's as wet as anything
last time i felt it, it was unbelievably wet. Water is like, THE wettest thing.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I dunno, wet dogs are pretty wet, too

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:37, Reply)
No. The last time you felt it the water made your fingers (I hope it was your fingers) wet. The water itself isn't wet. It's water.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:38, Reply)

i'm telling you, i put my hand in the water, and it felt really, REALLY wet. Wetter than anything.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Your hand was wet. That's what felt really, really wet . The water itself cannot be wet, as to be wet it has to be covered water.
You can't have water covered in water, as that's just water. Water cannot be wet.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Like ladies t-shirts

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)
EXACTLY!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:48, Reply)
I don't think he can, sadtimes :(

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Terrible bullying

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)
He was unfunny.
Nothing of value was lost.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)
subjective fail

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:37, Reply)
You're thinking of Frank Bruno.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)
His laugh is like a truck trying to start

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)
kinder surprise eggs
Discuss. alternatively i didn't have pancakes...who else missed out?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)
It's no wonder the kinder birds are extinct

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:43, Reply)
kinder birds = fat chicks that eat so much chocolate they must lay kinder eggs

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:51, Reply)
kinder egg transport
it's how they saved the confectionery from the nazis
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)
got in a lift at work once with two work mates, having a bit of banter as one was big pete, cunt was massive
so big enough lift and another fella gets in, suddenley out of no where a fat chick appears, step in lift, overloaded alarm goes off, saying over loaded, having not noticed the fat dog unit get in he shoves pete and goes, 'get out fstty', suddenly out of nowhere the stranger bloke goes 'last in first out', she left and as the doors closed she heard the 4 of us laughing our nuts off
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:01, Reply)
pfft

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:06, Reply)
all coming soon in the soon to be published soon 'tl;dr' by mongychops coming soon

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I'm currently reading I, Partridge (We Need To Talk About Alan)
It's a good book
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
did you steal it from the internet?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
No
No I did not.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
hey i'm not plod, i just wondered if you could email me the file

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Frank Carson's died mongy
it was the way he told them
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
he made loads of people laugh, that has got to be a good thing, straight to heaven i say

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
he was a lovely bloke in real life too
my missus used to speak to him regularly cos she used to organise mayoral functions and he was a celebrity who lived locally
top bloke, sadly missed :(
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)
fucking hell
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)
I like the way that the quality of the chocolate exactly matches the quality of the toy.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)
you're not meant to eat the yellow bit

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Fascist.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)
i can't stand the chocolate,
Buy them forfor the toyi
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:48, Reply)
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)
not enough o's

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:50, Reply)
That's because of the rampant overspending of o's by the previous poster.
My cutbacks will ensure that we return to o prosperity by ooooooooooooooooh, about 2014.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I've had enough of this
still no pancake talk
when are we going to talk about pancakes
is it that much to fucking ask
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)
hey, stop living in the past, harry is moving us towards easter foooooooooooooooooooood

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:52, Reply)
this forum is shit
I want to talk about pancakes
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)
you'll turn into a pancake

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:54, Reply)
:O
omg look it's already started
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)
calm down
Don't flip out
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:57, Reply)
_ \ | ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )()()()()()()() ( | /_
*faints*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:05, Reply)
candyflip were really shit
i hope that helps
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:06, Reply)

it helps because it is about drugs AND pancakes, cheers mongy
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)
it's really quite something of a misnomer,
"oh look, there's a shit toy inside, I didn't see that coming"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:51, Reply)
should be a kinder treat, because it is a fucking treat in the car on the way home from treating yourself to a mcdonalds, and you get a toy
it's not even your birthday

fucking ungrateful cunt
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:54, Reply)
more of a kinder disappointment if you ask me

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:55, Reply)
if your having egg problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a kinder aint one

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:04, Reply)
hahaha! Kinder surprise eggs? Whatever next, you crazy goof!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)
WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:16, Reply)
hello shambles,
Is it 1999 again?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:24, Reply)
It is always 1999.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This, combined with Prince will be my new excuse for being permanently hammered

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:39, Reply)
One must be hammer or anvil.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:40, Reply)

anvil sickle
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)

anvil sickle camera
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:54, Reply)

anvil sickle camera labia
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:09, Reply)
labians, marty!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Party over oops out of time

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:39, Reply)
it's on it's way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0erY0WG6A
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I had a pizza
but I eated it.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This week, I am mostly reading Aristotle.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:32, Reply)
what are his views on pancakes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:35, Reply)
I bet he likes a big plato'them

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
he probably proves they're a sort of pie and therefore irrational

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I don't know, I've not got up to his Metacookery yet.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Aye up doc,
What's the 411?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:28, Reply)
is this about pancakes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Nice quads man.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
:O !!! ace

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
sweet quad vuad

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I've eaten too many pancakes, so I'm off for a crepe.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I just realised I had some cherry ice cream in the freezer
that would have gone down a real treat with pancakes yesterday :(
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Can I let you into a little secret?
Don't tell anybody or owt but you can eat pancakes whenever the fuck you want
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)
not if you give them up for lent

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Why would you just give something up for lent though?
If you're going to give something up, give it up forever or don't fucking bother.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I don't think you get the point of it.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I do, I just think it is a silly and pointless thing to do.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Wait
the point is not point?

Non computario.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:19, Reply)
>implying religion makes any kind of sense

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Sanctimony through suffering.
It's been a theme amongst retarded religionists for millennia.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:23, Reply)
But is it even close to suffering if you just don't have chocolate or something for 6 weeks?
Sounds like qotw-esque exaggeratey bullshit to me.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:36, Reply)
that's the modern version,
in the old version it's precisely pancakes you have to give up (or anything else made with the same ingredients) which is why you have a massive pancake-fest on the last day you're allowed them.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)
you can go to the cinema any time you want too but its best to do it when there's something on

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:16, Reply)
if there are two things on at once, can you tape one of them?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I can't make a cinema with a frying pan and the contents of my larder.
And believe me, I've tried.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:24, Reply)
ever been to a Scottish cinema?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I was a member of the GFT for a while.
I don't remember it being tossable.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
best stick to watching your films on caber, then

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)
what is it with you lot a ruining the alright thread, i've just got in, wondering how my great forum chums are, and i get this sort of shit on my screen, i hate you all
:(
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)
yesterday was pancake day
how were your pancakes?

yep yeah, FOOD THREAD.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Today is ash wednesday.
how are your ashes?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
What's with all the threads today binky?
This your blog or something?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I've just been reading about this man here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Lambert

It's quite amazing that someone can actually achieve that.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
totally thought that said he was a goalkeeper

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
He'd make a great goal keeper.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
this guy would fit in here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Man, I think I might have the same problem

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I just saw and advert for the Lego 'New Forest Police Station playset'
turns out it's just new...not based on the New Forest Police station
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
well i won't bother buying it then!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I knew you'd be disappointed
*buys Meon Valley Megabloks*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
i want the baffins pond playmobil

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Crasswell Street Car Park Kre-O?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
the clapham junction brio is supposed to be awesome.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
if somewhat prone to accidents.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the Rotherham Council Buildings Duplo

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I was a bit disappointed with the Leighton Recreation Centre set

the swimming pool was full of brown blocks
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Uhm, do you have a problem with our duskier friends taking a quick dip?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Crinoline House is one of the best named Council buildings. Ever.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Town'll be filled with old folks with ash on their forrids
That confused me first time I was over here
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I forgot and had none :'( The sad isn't for me it's for mini-mmps
I am a bad parent.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
mini-mr-binky didn't have any either. i think she'll be pancaked right up tonight though.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I have none for today either.
Oh God, I'm worse than Hitler.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I DID TOO GET A CAR.
picking it up friday, after i get my new tattoo.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
well then, what car are you getting?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
just a fiesta.
but it's a bit sporty and i haven't had my own car for ages and i am pleased with it.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
see? that wasn't too difficult now was it?
What tat are you getting? I bet it's a minnie mouse.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
oh get tae fuck with yiz.
winged heart with a latin script on my left inner forearm.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Do you pronounce it 'Wing Id'?
Because you should.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
quis est haec simia?
that would be cool.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
who is this monkey?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
YES!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I'm just going to leave this here.
i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)
chicks eh? crazee

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)
That's what I have!
Woo! We can be Fiesta Twins!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

+ imagine that!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
mine is proper chavvy. i loves it.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Mine is red
and my middle name is James!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
mine is silver
and my middle name is elizabeth!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Cor!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
aw shit middle name twins!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
NOW SNOG

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I ALSO HAVE A FESTA

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
mine is blue!
and my middle name is kind of dull.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
That's unusual
Irish?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Woah
This is getting weird
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I smell a conspiracy at work!
My mate owns a Fiesta.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
what with this, and stuart, and james....
we're in the fucking matrix, kids.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

imagine that!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Stuarts, Fiestas and James....Oh my!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I know a James Stuart who owns a Fiesta!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
NO FREAKIN' WAY!
We're through the looking glass here, people
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'm scared TH, hold me.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I don't have a Fiesta,
if it helps.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a Ford Siesta.
That'd be quite cool.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a sword fiesta

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)
that depends, will you hold me?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Stand down people, stand down
*sounds the All Clear*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)
I had a curry pancake
and a golden syrup/whipped cream one
and a traditional lemon/suger one
fattyyyyyyy
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
CURRY what wizardry is this

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
leftover curry in fridge, heated up
put in pancake. Taste sensation!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
you know what else is good in pancakes?
bolognese.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
aw shit yeah
I love a bolognese sandwich
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I've yet to eat a single thing that isn't good in a sandwich
Noodles are nice for some reason.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
i have perfected a meal my dear old nan used to make us as kids.
mince and noodles. it's so COMFORTING. christ, no wonder i'm so obnoxiously fat.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I like that sort of thing occasionally
Nothing feels as good as fat and sugar taste :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Congratulations.
I can make spag bol, too.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
it's not spag bol, you spastic.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
You're right. What you described sounds inifnitely worse

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
don't care. it's nostalgic.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Less like '1960s UK flowery hippy' nostalgia
and more like 'Crimean War Dysentery' nostalgia
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Chuck in a tin of toms,
and it probably is.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
NO.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)
i only had one
but it was a MECHAPANCAKE
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
what was in it?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Nuts and bolts.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
melted chocolate, only because we had no lemon juice or jam,
but the thing was very filling in itself.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
niiiice

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

i think yours sound nicer
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
golden syrup and cream is good on anything, I must admit

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
even curry?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
mmmaybe

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOUR.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I had a mini-disagreement with HATD over the recommended toppings and pancake sizes.
HATD: Thin, suger + lemon
Frisbee: FUCK YEAH BACON CHEESE THICK PANCAKES WHOOO AMUUUURICUUUUAH!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Also thin pancake = crepe = WRONGMMMNGH

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Good god, you're retarded.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Because of my pancake preference?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
no, because of your extra chromosome.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
See now this is a pretty decent explanation, instead of Mono's fathanded buttonmashing
Thanks Janet Aylia. Thanetaylia
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I didn't see any reason to explain anything, it's all quite obvious.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Thanks for that

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
crepe are fantastic. thick pancakes are OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME EAT THIS SPONGE

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Mine are excellent apparently
thick, but not too spongey. I must have a knack.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

a great +ers
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Wahey!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
pancakes still shouldn't be thick, in my opinion.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Fair enough
Both types have there place.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
my friend says crepe as 'creepy'
i have not corrected her
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
i don't mind being ignored really

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
*sympathy reply*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

thx
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I've got a huge bag of mix that expires next year.
If you make these ones thick they're still light and fluffy. Pancakesponge is wrong, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
you buy the mix?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
it's a bit bloody ridiculous isn't it.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Yes.
Had this one for about a year, add water and whisk, let it stand for a minute, tastes fucking amazing.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
It is one of the easiest things in the world to make.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
And mine is even easier, to make and to clean up.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
a bag of mix, see, that turns me right off.
egg. half a pint of milk. 4 tbsps flour.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I put in baking powder
Also, I separate the eggs and whisk the whites until they're stiff then fold them in. Works every time.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
But that will make them thick and fluffy
Which you don't like. So yeah.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
See, thick kind of fits the whole 'cake' aspect of pancakes to me.
Makes them more absorbant for the syrups, meats etc
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Didn't bother
We tend to have pancakes for brekkie on Sundays
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
LOLFAT

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Be that as it may
I make them every sunday for my family. They enjoy them, which makes me happy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Can you make me some every Sunday please?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
By all means
I'm not bringing them to you mind.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Useless shit

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Are you Jack Johnson?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_BoZ_Qdyl0
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Well I hated that
No, I'm not Jack Johnson
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is true, as he makes banana pancakes and in doing so pretends that it's the weekend
Whereas you actually make pancakes over the weekend!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
i had the scotch voriety for breakfast, they were alrighrt

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
While in an alcoholic rage you chargrilled your kitchen and punched your girlfriend?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
i think thats racist, especially coming from a man who flings plastic discs trying to insult a nation who throw trees

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Hey woah racism? I thought it was a national pastime

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
klicin dis.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
LOL aww man, from the whole of Scotland we are well and truly zinged!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Scotland, world famous for its chargrilled cuisine.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Nondenial of girlpunching counts as an admittance in my books

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
that's cause you're a pretty shit lawyer.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
*slaps thighs laughing*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Seriously, you've still not denied punching your missus.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I'm sorry Adam, I don't feel the need to bother with these pointless national stereotypes.
Hey, I'm half wop as well, got any lolarious jibes about eyeties?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
*googles eyeties*
Yeah, your multi-party political system is severely flawed.
HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
yes, it is.
poor show Adam, 1/10. Another weak reply.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Shut it scotwog, you're not allowed to mark anyone

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)
the day I'm told not to mark anyone by a disk throwing fuck monkey, is a poor day indeed.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
we had MANcakes,
Like pan cakes, except done on the 3ft hotplate at a friends pub. HUGE. and tasty.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
did the little wuff wuff have any?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
no,
But it did piss on a drunk old mans shoes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
harley! harley! harley!
JESUS CHRIST!! HARLEY!!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Now you're talking
I sometimes think about making a couple of really massive ones in our big pan and then serving the slices. Not sure how it would cook though. Our pan claims to distribute the heat evenly but I'm not convinced it does.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I was TOSSING ALL NIGHT!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
alright planearm
might buy this tonight, is it alright?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Looks fine
although I've got a 42" and constantly wish I'd gone for a 50" :(
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I figured you'd have a bigger one than me
to be fair, I don't use mine all that often
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Strangely enough, I'm buying the 6510 next week
Looking around and speaking to people in the know, they seem to be pretty good tv's. Certainly in that price bracket.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I think that's basically the same telly but with a prettier base isn't it?
we'll be near identical telly twins
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Yeah
I spent ages trying to work out the difference betweem the 6500, 6510 and 6530. Turns out its the frame and the base. Idiot.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I was also looking at Sony but I like that this one has got various receivers & stuff built in
I'm hoping it'll let me get rid of 4 boxes (digital tv receiver, satellite receiver, WD media thingy, scart extender)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I didn't have no pancakes :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
*pancakeless fives*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
FUCK YEAH
*FIVES*

people with pancakes are all aids paedos
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
With your use of double-negatives you've inadvertently stumbled into a common trap
When you say you didn't have no pancakes, you're actually implying that you had some pancakes, do you see?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I NO RITE
and now you have to work out whether I'm truly pancakeless or just shit at English. I've made it a motherfucking GAME.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You just blew my mind

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
this didn't not not blow my mind and I've just got here

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I didn't have pancakes yesterday
FUCK THE POLICE I'll do what I like
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
and tidy it up while you're in there, it's a disgrace. you treat this place like a hotel.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Actually my room's dead neat
I have to keep it neat or t'cleaner won't prod the vacuum around
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Well then go to her room

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I had PAINcakes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Sounds interesting, what are the ingredients?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)
PAIN MOTHERFUCKER PAIN
PAIN
AINP
INPA
NPAI
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Sounds uncomfortable

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Hello binky, I'm coming in well late here.
I'm doing pancakes tonight so MiniDedd can help make them and have some too. Also Frisbee is genuinely a retard for making thick pancakes. HATD is correct when she says thin with sugar and lemon.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This student is correct.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I love how I'm not a retard
Awesome
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
The girl who made me tuna pancakes broke her ankle on Pancake Day
THIS IS KARMA
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:39, Reply)
I had none because I was hungover and I'd have barfed

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:38, Reply)
could someone give baldmonkey his meds plz?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I don't believe in baldmonkey

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Stop What You Are Doing And Look At This Baby Dolphin Photo
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377545_229304260482399_125927687486724_555208_2064334530_n.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
That is one chill motherfucker.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Quick, kill it while it's small

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
why's he fucking it

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
or his cock is surprisingly big and grey

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
What a daft question to ask about a picture of a man and an animal on the internet.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
but I thought you had to fuck dolphins in their blowholes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I don't think dolphins are very fussy.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
and now that you've had a good look at his cute face...
www.globalanimal.org/2011/10/18/exclusive-breaking-news-baby-dolphin-rescued-in-uruguay-gallery/55415/
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Oh no! :(

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
ahahahahahahaha

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I can't, I'm his other account.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
*Could
*please
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
No.
He's quite a normal person.
He just likes to express himself in strange ways, online.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
What's his bumhole like?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
No idea.
Sorry.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
lol it likes Mono's cock.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Who?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)
HA!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)
haHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAha

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
And it starts all over again....

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
i can't. i ate them all.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Is 'meds' slang for 'pies'?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I'd eat janet's pie

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I'd mash it into a fine paste
and have it on a cracker
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I'd put it between two pieces of bread and slap some gravy on

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I stir it through some risotto rice
Bit of white wine, onion and maybe some asparagus. Finally garnished with a sprig of mint.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
These are still euphamisms, right?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
what car did you get?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)
she didn't get a car at all, she a big fat fibber!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Spreadsheet A as I such Mono?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)
well,
This is a huge dissapointment.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
pepperoni pizza,
Followed by chocolate cake and a glass of coke.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Wow, nice
I had a sausage and onion baguette thing, and a bowl of fruit.
NOW, LAPSANG!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
stupid tea wrong spaz.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
You savage
It's delicious
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
don't like.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
And that, my dear boy, is your prerogative
I on the other hand love it dearly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

PAPAAPPAP
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Peter And Paul Are Asking "Please Patricia, Anal, Please?"

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)
There is no baldmonkey only zuul.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I gave a lesson on Internet Acronyms today
With a straight face, I got to write ROFLMAO and PMSL on a board, and explain them to the group.

What's your favourite internet acronym or emoticon?

\m/
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Fuck
Off
Grry

see? FOG! hahahahahha!!1
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Oh baldmonkette, you're so wacky

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
baldmonkeyette?
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Pleb

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Did you type all this out?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)
He has a spreadsheet or something that generates all sorts of crap for him.
The lazy fat twat.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Oh yeah, I forgot he was actually mental.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Mental LIKE A FOX

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I like writing spreadsheets, MONO. Is that such a crime?
Such a spreadsheets writing spreadsheets writing writing writing such spreadsheets.
A like crime spreadsheets I,
Crime is that writing is spreadsheets a that like;
MONO is like spreadsheets crime,
Is MONO spreadsheets such is,
A a such MONO;
Is like like I I,
A is I such MONO?
Spreadsheets that a such,
Like.
MONO spreadsheets I crime a such MONO I:
I I is crime writing spreadsheets a MONO I!
Is such I such such MONO crime that is:
That crime that.
Is a that like that MONO;
MONO spreadsheets a I I spreadsheets crime that a spreadsheets;
Such is:
Like I spreadsheets writing MONO that MONO MONO,
MONO like a,
Such crime is MONO MONO that I!
Is I spreadsheets is spreadsheets:
Such I MONO?
Like such crime that MONO a.
Is such:
Is writing is that crime writing a a,
Spreadsheets MONO a MONO writing that spreadsheets:
MONO writing like crime such spreadsheets crime spreadsheets;
Is that MONO writing I like spreadsheets writing MONO such?
Crime I I like is that writing?
MONO like is:
Is that I MONO a spreadsheets writing such writing,
A crime a I MONO that that crime writing.
Is writing that MONO I I a:
Such such is,
MONO spreadsheets MONO like MONO a.
Crime writing is is is like is?
A such that that a writing MONO is!
Spreadsheets spreadsheets:
Spreadsheets crime a.
Writing crime writing that a like writing I is;
Crime like I such I MONO MONO such?
That MONO MONO?
Spreadsheets like is like that like is MONO I:
Spreadsheets writing like crime that MONO:
Like a crime crime that MONO?
Is crime spreadsheets;
Spreadsheets that spreadsheets:
Spreadsheets such MONO;
MONO spreadsheets such:
I spreadsheets crime MONO writing spreadsheets I such that?
Spreadsheets that such is I?
A,
Crime I that that like MONO that such writing;
Is I such spreadsheets!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)
As I such Mono?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)
The word "Such" has lost all meaning to me now.
It looks so wrong.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Spreadsheets like is like that like is MONO

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)
*Is a that like that MONO*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
A poem?
About Me?
You shouldn't have.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

:-( :( :'O( :¬( :O(:¬(
:'O( :¬( boo hoo :-( :'( :¬(:'O(
:¬( :O :O :'O( :( :'O(:'O(
:O( waaah boo hoo :( :O( :'O( :¬( :'(:
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)
What happeend to the almost normal BM from earlier?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Soz.
I'm more busy now. So it's more dip-in-dip-out-dip-shit.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)
LOLtiple personality disorder

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)
There's nothing funny about it, sadly.
 
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)
BiLOLar Disorder!
LOLciopath!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)
hey grrry, i got a new car.
would you like me to tell you what it is so you can mock it on the internet?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Is it French or a Volkswagen?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
no.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Does it wear glasses?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)
no.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Does the license plate say "FRE5H" and does it have flaming dice on the mirror?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)
no, and no.
you're RUBBISH at guess who.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Does it have reinforced suspension to support your mass?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)
no. i'm just going to wear it like a shiny silver exoskeleton.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)
What car did you get?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)
O< ----- QOL

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
needs a green mohican

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
O< ------ ROFQ

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
c=3

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
That just makes me want to play badminton

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Ok, I'm up for a game of 'badminton'.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
D;<

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
some sort of jellyfish?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
its an angry face having a stroke

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I like this one
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
holy shit
how did it know I'm just a precocious 12-year-old?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Your facade was almost impeccable young man, but you left a fatal flaw, an Achilles Heel
Cars are not allowed in Poland. You would know this if you had access to the Grown Up version of Encarta
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I like this chap
:v
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)
(,") -@ <"o)

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)
whats the bit in the middle?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Character 1 is offering a rose to character 2

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)
awww, i thought it was a birthday cake

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Could be a birthday cake I guess

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
but i think it should be the other way around
i don't think anyone as handsome as character 1 would give someone as beaky as character 2 a rose, the whole premise is quite incredulous
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I thought character one was showing his bumhole to a pigeon

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Holy Moley!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Why does character 2 have a beak
is it UToL?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It was meant to be a parenthesis, but I accidentally hit the < button
I liked it, so it stayed
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
NONE OF THESE ARE ACRONYMS.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it was acronyms or emoticons janet, don't be a hater
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
oh. never mind then.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Well, I'm shocked

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)
SOTA

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)
A lot of the things people are writing as acronyms aren't acronyms.
There like, initials.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)
SMD
Shit Myself Daily.

Or SICB

Shitting In Carrier Bags.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)
My favorite is PIAB
Poo In A Bra
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)



|¦:¬D|



(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)
TL;SM

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)
ADOFL (/:0=)

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)
NHNSFY.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)
No Hair; Not Safe For You

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)
PICNIC
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
B^U

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)
jacktion, from down there.
did you get a call or a mailshot? and, when?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Neither, one of our customers called and said they saw it in the paper this morning. I called [cruise company] and they said they sent letters out yesterday.
They emailed me a copy and the letter's dated the 14th February. So they knew last week and didn't bother telling us.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)
well, that's not very helpful. i apologise on behalf of our inept sales and marketing monkeys.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)
JANET DID YOU CANCEL ALL THE BOATS AGAIN
GET IN MY OFFICE NOW
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)
oh god sorry theoban.
it's just that i had to type a letter this morning and i got all in a tizzy and cancelled all the cruises instead. but i've bought cakes for everyone and sucked off the MD and it's ok now sorry.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Hey man, I don't know if you're cool enough to watch it but Eastbound and Down is back on.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Already? I'd seen the previews for the new series a few weeks back but I thought it was starting later in the year.
Cool.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I don't know if I'm cool enough to tell you I like it but I like Eastbound and Down and I'm glad it's back on

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Will Ferrell does a good Ric Flair impression.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I don't know if I'm cool enough to high five you man so I'm not even going to proffer a raised palm.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)
is this like everywhich way but loose?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)
It's more Witches of Eastwick but about Baseball and bit ol titties

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
shit why'd it take me half an hour to reply to you guys
what have I been doing
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I mean I can't even remember the last half hour

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I remember the last half hour vividly.
I spent it refreshing this page, longing for a Theoban reply.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)
soz mike
I'm the worst kind of forum poster
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
duh
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)
this thread has slowed down pretty quick,
Whose turn is it to start a new thread?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)
mmps & wp
TOGETHER
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I DIDN'T ASK YOU NOTAMODMONKEY

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)
SHIT UP A LAMP

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I think everybody is being polite and waiting for binky to post more opinions about your life

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I've got an awesome thread on the backburner, don't sweat it man.
I mean, it's no Catchphrase© but it's alright.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Cool,
As long as someone has it covered.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Fooood?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I like BRB
bumming richard bacon
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)
*sings* dick dick dick dick dicking!
fertilise an egg for me!*/sings*

HAHAHAHAHAH!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Re: Windy Pig's dog.
I'd like to state that I am in full support of Windy and Lady Pig's decision to co-own and care for a stupid-looking dog. And I don't give a toss if it "wears a coat".

Also, where the fuck is everyone?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)
You would be, you want to fuck it after he's done with it
I'm at work but feeling hideously ill.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
i might blow raspberries on it but cat fur is better quality.
also, peasants only used to be allowed to wear 4 furs: rabbit, cat, lamb and fox. So dog would be NO GOOD.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
What about goat?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
+se

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I'm really tired.
What do you rreeccoommeenndd Dr Hats?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Rest

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Hmmm.
I hadn't thought of that.
I best tell the boss I'm going home and I won't be in until I've rested.
Cheers Doc
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I'm not being racist,
but my fingers smell fishy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
The stupid slut behind me keeps talking.
With her voice.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Get her to smell your fingers.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
That's lovely dear.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
What about wolf?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
+ air

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
NO NO NO.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)
What about bear?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
+grylls

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)
What about cow.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
+jam

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)
What about rat?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
+roland

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
What about vole?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)
+au vents

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)
oh, BRAVO!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
What about Wizbit?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)
+izzy wizzy lets get busy

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)
What about a photo of you and your boyfriend dressed as clowns doing a sex?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)
+ i don't even

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)
What about sunrise?
What about rain?
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain?
What about killing fields?
Is there a time?
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine?
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we've shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Massive ballbags are a genetic condition in our family.
My Uncle Ken had two penises. It was like being molested by a space hopper.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
What about a massive fucking monkey?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)
+ puzzle tree

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)
You're a massive fucking monkey.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I tease him because I secretly* fancy him
*quite clearly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)
awwwww, you big softy.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I like you, Windy Pig.
But I don't want to meet you. 50% of b3tans I thought I liked turned out to be shit when I met them.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Except me, right?
RIGHT?!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)
I said "50%".
Your comment makes no sense.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I think, due to my rotund physique, I am 50% of b3tans.
Two Hats is the other 50%
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Blimey

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
He only likes one of us.
And we're all baldmonkey anyway.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Other people can leave the presence of baldmonkey.
And that is why I hate them.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I know it's not my birthday, but can I have presence please?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Wow, that's brutally frank

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This was back in Theday. When I went to a few of the big bashes.
And I hadn't really got to know people yet.
Thinking on, I reckon the people I like these days would probably all be okay.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
When Windy finally has the courage to come down here
We're going to go do something fun and NOT INVITE YOU.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
There was talk of going to Brighton at some point
Is that still happening?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNN

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Give it a fortnight and ask again. My head is abuzz with new house STUFF.
Or you organise it for March 31st. Let's go on March 31st.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Sounds good to me

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Cool. I can pick up you and anyone between us and there.
Sort out who, times, where and the like and let me know. YOU FUCKKING CRIPLE HEADD
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
You lazy cunt
Alright, you heard the man. Let me know if you want to come to Brighton with me and Gaymonkey.
And if you live somewhere between Portsmouth and Brighton.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I live somewhere between Portsmouth and Brighton.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

fnarr
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Cool
I highly recommend talking about this closer to the time. BM will have no memory of this by tomorrow.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I live around
here
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I live around
here
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
It's like Where's Wally but less fun.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
don't worry,
I put it on calendar for you.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Gay day out in Britain?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
what?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
The worst kind of person is the kind that edits something and denys any error ever existed.
You're worse than Hitler.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
sorry Mono!
Thanks for pointing out my mistake.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Dick.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Cor!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Portsmouth Plymouth
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Why I oughta...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I invoke my powers of Cliquery and hereby start a new clique with mmps, and Windy Pig as central tennants of our creed.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)
awwww,
I could kiss you, you big lump.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I wouldn't want to be in a clique that would have me as a member

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Hur hur
"member"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
You fucking gayer

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)
What are you going to do with all it's shit?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
i think it's fine that he owns a ridiculous dog
but i also think it's fine to make fun of him for it

he's a stout fellow, he can take it
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)
HHH vs Undertaker in Hell in a Cell at WM!!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I assume you've fainted with excitement

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
aww yiss
also, big show vs shaq is confirmed i think

it's going to be a hell of a card
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
So what's the betting between now and then they'll make it a retirement match?
Undertaker wins and leaves on a 20 for 20, and HHH can retire from the ring and be the boss.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)
i genuinely have no idea if they'll end the streak or not
which is great!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I'd be surprised if they didn't
I think he needs to call it a day. What more is there for him to do? He's pretty much done it all at WWE.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
I agree, I don't want him to be the next Ric Flair. It'll be depressing.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is good news.
Is 'taker retiring yet or not?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Last year he said this was going to be his final year
But who knows. Terry Funk has been retiring for 20 years.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I want Stone Cold back.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I GOT MY MAGIC LEGS

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)
he's presenting a hall of fame award this year

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Stone Cold Giant Haystacks
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Undertaker?
Shouldn't he be an old man by now?
Who is HHH? Not Hulk Hogan, surely?
That would be all colostomy bags and zimmer frames.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
nah, although hulk hogan is still active in the other, lamer, TNA federation

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Yeah, Undertaker isn't a young man, hence why he's supposed to be retiring
Triple H is Hunter Hearst Helmsely. Or at least he was.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
How is Brett "The Hitman" Hart getting along?
He had them well cool shades.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Retired a long time ago
I got a Hitman DVD for my birthday. I shouldn't have it, but I'm a grown up. With a wrestling DVD.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I like his book, even if it does include a story of him punching a guy in the face for being gay.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Ha, nice

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
also,
Who you callin stout chubbo?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
who you callin' chubbo, blimpy?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)
i'm here, i'm always here
(for you)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)
working working boring boring

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)
remove the 'r's from ^this post for comedy value

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Haha
You're right you know
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
action action action warning warning warning

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I was working this morning
And being quite angry at a colleague
But that's it. I'm here now. Hello! How are you all.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
did they make your tea wrong?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)
They sent an email to the rest of the team saying they weren't going to help anyone else anymore
I didn't realise we had the sort of job where we could just decide what work to do, that's excellent. The arrogant cunt.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)
It just means I have to do lots more work because now there's nobody helping out on my weekends
So when I get in on a Wednesday no-one will have done anything Mon-Tue. Good times.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Sorry this is really dull

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)
my colleague malc is really angry with me at the moment cos i keep pointing out that using body butter makes him a poof

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I can't really see any flaw in your logic there
Sounds like poofy behaviour if I ever heard of it
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
and he 'works out' every night with his shirt of with a guy who looks tranny
their bumders for sure
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Do they rub the body butter on each other?
This might be vital evidence of gayery
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)
i hope so

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Oh god.
He's not one of these people who says they were at the gym with some enlightening sense of pride is he?

Those people need to read a fucking book or something.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
you need to meet frisbee.
He's ace.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
he is, i think he fails to understand that his brain is a muscle too
as i am forever winding him up, and his relationship with his girlfriend and whole life is fail
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
What about their bumders?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
yes, there bumders

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I was just in a team meeting.
And, hey, I feel like giving all my sweet sweet chums a huggles.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It's a good day.
A good day.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Jesus Christ

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Woah.
You're awfully chipper.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Shit's coming together, bro'.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)
GOOD!
=^_^=
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)
*enthusiastic handshake*
HELLO!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)
*handshake*
I'm off to Tesco, take over for an hour for me, would you?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
can't. lunchbreak.
theoban is in charge
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
AT LAST

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
THE MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST SPATULAS
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
nice, interracial coming up
www.huset-shop.com/images/Spatulas1.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)
popular comedy duo
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

www.titanicawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tarantula.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
you fucking pervert

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Uncle Leo!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
oh man, i love dogs.
Me and you should get a dog if we ever get married.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
FAVORITE DOG TIME!
I like Jack Russell Terriers.
I also like Rottweilers and Doberman Pinscers
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
The best dogs are no dogs
I really, REALLY fucking hate dogs. No offence.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Why would I take offence to that?
I'm not a dog, even if I was I still wouldn't give a shit what you thought.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)
You used to be cool man

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Yeah, but it's got a bit hot in here.
I'm going outside now though, but only for a minute.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
lurchers,
Anything that will bite twohats.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I think we should borrow as many dogs as we can and take them to Brighton on 31st March.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Then you'll be alone with Baldmonkey and a shit load of dogs

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
why are you going to brighton?
What was the impetus?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Is he going to adopt instead?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Well the guitar shop there was mentioned in conversation
BM said 'lets go in March', Mono said 'I'll come' and that was that.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)
and busking yes?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Hmm...that's a thought
Dunno, maybe
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I can bring my guitar or uke or both.
I'm shit at both but it's fun to annoy people.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
oxford guitar gallery is pretty good.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
According to the intertubes it's closed down
Has it moved?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
woah,
That's news to me, haven't been for a while cos of moving house and being skint, I had no idea. Used to go weekly. That's a fucking shame.
We've also got Professional Music Technology (PMT LOL) but it was never as good. Shit.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
It's happening everywhere
Just like all the high street shops, guitar stores can't compete with the internet.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Why?
Is Brighton being evacuated that day?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Yes, that's what I've heard

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I'll bite it back

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
It all depends on the situation, but I really like.
SPanials, King Charles, Labradoodles, Pugs, Labradors, Retrevers, [Batehoven], Newfoundland, German Shepherds.

I like most dogs as long as they're affectionate and soppy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
sorry, i went to the doctors.
i'm dogracist as i used to own a rotty and he was the Best Dog Ever.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
how are your bones?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
still broken.
got surgery scheduled for 8th march but my stupid haematologist is being stupid. i need 10 days of treatment and there are only 15 left and AAARGH.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I can send you some of my blood if you like?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Are they going to take all your bones out and give you better ones?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Hey janet, make sure to thank your shitcunt company for not telling anyone that one of you ships isn't sailing out at the end of July now, it's made my day.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)
whoa there - did they not tell everyone last week?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
dogs wearing coats
Witchcraft! burn them all!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
oh and i'm in need of cake
Or a good woman, preferably one that bakes
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I think he called it Harley to make it seem hard.
Lady Pig made him get rid of the bike and the dog is supposed to be a substitute.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I'm getting another bike,
Also, how do you feel abot the news of the new clique of you, baldmonkey and i
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
What bike you getting?
Do I have a choice in this clique?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
not sure yet,
No.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)
get a norton commando.
Oh right, yay I suppose.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)
So, I just moved. First day back at work.
They left cat shit on the kitchen cupboards. Dog shit in the garden.
Which shit would you leave and where?
And that question to contestant number two.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Stag faeces in the dining room

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I want a stag face.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Instead of your own face?
Or on a board that you can mount in the drawing room?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Just sort of lying around the place.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Aw, that'd look nice that

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I couldn't afford to go to Tenerife.
So I went to Fiverife!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I love that sort of thing

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
god help me, i laughed

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Well, since Lu and Mikeyboy have gone, I'm the only god left from the Holy Triumph.
And, no, I will not help you. For it is written that ye of the Hirsute Lollipop shall findeth thine own way, and it will be good. And taste of jam.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I think I know Lu.
Or rather, someone who fits her description exactly. Who calls herself Lu.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Wow, what a great story

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
not as good as the pencil sharpener one

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I've not heard that one!
*lies on rug, buzzing with anticipation*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
yes you have
from qotw yesterday
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Oh!
I thought you meant a Windy Pig Story™
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
no, i don't like to get pornographic until after lunch

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1538364
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
You moved house?
Do you still have fuck ugly stupid chav neighbours? Or was that someone else?
Also, fuck you, now I'm bottom of the last thread. BOTTOM! LOL.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Yes.
No. Yes.
K. lol.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Are you now the fuck ugly chav neighbour that the rest of the street are going to hate?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I hope so.
I figure, if I can be that person then I won't be annoyed at the fugly chavbour.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
just make sure whenever you are making music,
To do it as loud as possible, with plenty of terrible synthesized voices and a drum machine that sounds like a 4 year old banging pots and pans.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Yeah
"sounds like"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
is Baldmonkey using his children to create music?
That might be abuse.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
he picks them up and squeezes them like bagpipes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
AND he does that to his children!
*tap dances*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Until his skull was fully formed, the little one made an ace ocarina.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
did you ever use him to summon a horse?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Fuck off back to /Link's

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
wahey!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Good....good

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
None really, I'm awfully considerate
I'll even leave bleach in the bogs
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)
There was human shit in the toilet.
But I feel silly moaning about this.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I'm totally stunned about these people
Words fail me...and that doesn't happen often as you know.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Yer I've had that, dried up shit streaks THAT JUST WON'T COME OFF

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
My shit.
Your mouth.
New thread please.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Studio should be built by the end of SaTURDay.
We'll have to pick a date.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I'm not a fan of dates.
Her dad likes them though.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
have you seen that carter usm are doing a couple of shows in the UK?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I went to see them in Brixton in November.
While the music was ace, being very much a part of the bald, fat, middle aged audience depressed me.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
At least it was to see a band whose music you like
Imagine how those 50 year old women that go see Take That must look.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Don't need to.
I am literally looking at one RIGHT now.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
LOL
Yeah, I think my Auntie went to see them. It's a real tragedy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
The best concert i ever saw was Daphne and Celeste opening for Radiohead at party in the parks in oxford.
Most bizarre crowd ever.
Oh, and Wu Tang on before Muse about 8 years ago at T in the Park, that was a fun mix of people.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)
My sister met Daphne & Celeste years ago
When they were doing a show at a holiday camp :(
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Sorry for bringing up such tough memories.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)
It's ok, I wasn't there
But it's still very painful for her
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
well fuck you then
last time i do anything considerate
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
FUCK YOU MANOLINCONSIDERATE.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)
UP YOURS BALDMUNGRATEFUL

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I'LL GIVE YOU A FAT LIP IN A MINUTE MANOLISP

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I HOPE YOU EXPERIENCE BALDMONKIDNEYFAILURE

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
YOU ARE SUCH A BELL END, GLANSOLITH

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
AND YOU'RE A SWEATY PILE OF NADS, BALLSMONKEY

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
MORE LIKE BALLSBUMWEE

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
There's a lot of anger knocking around this morning :(

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
*blubbers* this is like the worst wednesday morning EVER :(

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i'm feeling a bit out of sorts. i think i must be tired

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
AW POOR MANOOOLISTLESS

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)
THANKS
hello beetlebum
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
hello.
ELEVEN WEEKSish TILL MY BIRTHDAY
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Huh, eleven days until mine
LOSER!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
MANOLITH BAN THIS UPSTART

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
He doesn't have the stones

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)
MUM, DAD, DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
wahoo!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)
You are a little more agressive than usual

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
how dare you!
*hundred hand slap*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
start banning people.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
who should be first for the chop?
VOTE NOW, PEONS
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Fuck it, why not
I vote myself
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
janet.
for terrible bullying.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
ahaha

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

CHEVRON!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
No, I ruined it, sorry

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Hi, I'm contestant number three
and I'd leave my shit on your pillow.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
On the windowsill.
Upstairs. In such a way that suggests it must have been placed there by a levitating being.

Elephant.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)
My brothers house mate once had a shit in a phone box but managed to get it on that little shelf they have.
I was impressed, it quite high up.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)
also, i bet someone shat 384 times in the boiler

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
SSHHHH!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Leave Two Hats' wife out of this.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Woohoo!
The 100th Mrs.Two Hats joke of the year! *confettis*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I typed "mum" first, but I couldn't remember if you like her or not.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Ahahaha
Well I appreciate the thought
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
housemate J won't even walk past his mum's house

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I won't walk past housemate J's Mum's house either

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)
without going in, you mean?
you strumpet
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Well can you blame me??
She looks like a fat Karen Allen
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)
i work with a lady called karen allen
imagine that!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Holy shit!
Does she look like Karen Allen, the famous Hollywood actor?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
i don't know
hang on i'll google her
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

no!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Oh, that's a
shame?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU GAYLORDS!!!!!!!1!ELEVEN
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Hi
Janet!¡!¡
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)


(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

what's the matter, janet?!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)


(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i've edited your post so that blank space is in italics!
bwa ha ha!!!!!!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
So are you saying you can edit posts and that sort of thing?
All that 'behind the scenes' sort of stuff?

/mod edit: yes i can!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
WOAH!
Can you edit my profile Manolith?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
of course
but i'd never do that to anyone
...or would i?!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
ABUSE OF MOD POWERS!!!!
BAN MANOLITH!!! BANOLITH!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
power corrupts
and minimal power corrupts... minimally!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
ROFLOLOLMAOLOL
*LAUGHSOUTLOUD!*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)


(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I'm not going to follow the crowd here
because I'm nice like that
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Yes*
*No
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
No one walks past housemate J's mum's house.
Not since the incidents with housemates A through I.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Having 25 housemates must be a nuisance

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)
they had it coming

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
so did J's mum, from what i heard.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I like you manolith.
You're like a big furry lollipop.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)
well, it beats being a pasty

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)
What about a pasty full of lollipops?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Yes please.
Got any custard to go with it?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Nah man
I got gravy. Any good?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Sure.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Well I say gravy
It's Marmite stirred into hot water
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Actually,
Thinking about it, I should leave a gift somewhere here for when I go. Maybe just start leaving raw meat and fish in plant pots and in folders and draws I know haven't been opened in months.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I liked the people who moved into our place.
They seem nice.
And, as we get on with out next door neighbours the other side, we will probably see them again.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)
oh, right,
I meant work rather than the house. We only moved in in December, and like everywhere else we've lived (except my old squat) we have one nice set of neighbours and one set of cunts. Although being a nice bit of oxford the cunt side are less chavs, more upper class snobs, who have the noisiest children ever. EVER.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Fair enough.
Sew prawns into the hems of the curtains.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
That's the wakiest example of spite I have ever heard

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)
wakey wakey its the wide awake club!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)
*mallets*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
when you say 'just moved'
do you mean you managed to lift your flabby arm far enough to wipe your sweaty crack?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
As if.
They got a crane in to take me to the new house. *flobababbaablobabobble*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
there was a telly show on recently wasn't there about a fat people squad? id din't watch it because i find corvid obesity really offensive

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I'm fascinated by the obese,
Not in a perverted sexual way, just a sort, how on earth can you live like that? Fat people who can still walk of their own accord at least have a chance to lose some weight, but the ones that have to be rolled to stop them fusing with the furniture, I can't get enough. I think I've watched every fat documentary going (except the porno ones).
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)
What amazes me
Is these people that get up to like 50 stone. If I got to 20 I'd start to think that I have a problem and start doing something about it. HOW DO YOU GET TO FIFTY BEFORE YOU REALISE???
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
i believe the general rule is that, when it becomes difficult to walk without setting fire to your trousers,
you should probably stop eating cake.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Yeah right!
If you struggle to move, or get chest pains from answering the phone, put down the pie and waddle away.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
i like the bit in the simpsons when he gets dead fat, yeah
then, right, he can't dial the phone properly!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I approve of the phrase 'dialling wand'

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
i've just googled to see if it's a real thing but sadly not
in happier news, i like the google doodle for today
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Ooh yeah, nice

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I was a big child,
I mean really big, so I have abject fear of going above 14 stone, but these people don't seem to care.
There's a documentary about a psychiatrist trying to figure how these people perceive themselves, and how they get so bad. Turned out a lot have serious undiagnosed mental health problems. Dome even did it on purpose so they would be away from society that they couldn't deal with. So fat and crazy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
i'm 16 stone, you bastard
*cries a single tear of melted butter*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
*wipes away tear with soda bread*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
16 stone of pure sexual energy though, AMIRITE?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
*plays guitar solo*
*nearby car explodes, beautiful women's clothes fall off*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
it's great when that happens

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
3 stone of hair i think.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
and at least half a stone of smiling.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
*beams*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
channel 5 tonight, i believe,
has a programme about big fat enormous munters being craned out of their houses and needing carers to rub castrol GTX into their leathery bedsores. required viewing.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I'm at work till 10,
Does channel five have an iPlayer type thing?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

www.channel5.com/demand5
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
my hero.
There is a present in the post for you.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
wait now hold on there.
i told you about the programme in the first place. WHERE'S MY PRESENT??
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
You get nothing
He didn't want an ideas man, he wanted a man of action
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
ha, Janet is a man. lol

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
at least i haven't got a STUPID GIRL'S DOG IN A COAT.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
It no longer wears the coat.
The rest is true.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
You're blaming animals for the fact that you're prolific housepooer,
aren't you?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Jesus, I can't even piss at a urinal; how the fuck do you think I'd poop up a kitchen?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I'm sure you'd find a way.
Possibly involving Ex-Lax and a degree of acrobatics.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
A friend of mine won't piss at a urinal because he's afraid he might see someone's willy
I will piss anywhere, next to anyone. And anyone that won't is a big fucking nancy fairy-faced cunt.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
i like to piss in the same little urinal thing as someone else.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)
At the same time?
Crossing the streams, as it were?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
sometimes crossing,
Sometimes not, sometimes with the right person we try to re-enact the diet coke and menthos thing from YouTube. It's glorious when 4 or 5 of us get involved. Also, gay.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Next time, pinch your foresking before you start pissing and fill it up like a fleshy piss balloon
Then chase your pals around, threatening to release your grip. It's tonnes of fun!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I have of course made the assumption that you have a foreskin

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
you assumed...
INCORRECTLY!¡!¡!¡!¡!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
But how will you perform this wonderful act?
Hmm...Imma pray on this for a while
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I know,
And I'm not even Jewish. I wonder if its enough to make me eligible for one of them blue badges so I can just park my car anywhere with no thought about access or traffic flow?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Worth a try
But I think you might have trouble convincing the council that being circumcised is a disability.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Morning
I'm back at work after an awesome weekend.
What are you?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:18, Reply)
Sitting in front of my PC, working on getting my pasty complexion even pastier.
What was awesome about youre weekend.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:35, Reply)
It was 4 days long?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Yeah, but it could have been 4 days doing something unpleasant.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/3868604
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Haha, oh boy!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Sorry, but I'm not weekend.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I am not an animal, I am a human being.
What did you get up to MONO!
some exciting lego shenanigans I'll bet.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)
No Lego Involved Sorry
Went to a scout/guide "gang show"
Went out for posh dinner
Went to the zoo
Went for afternoon tea
Relaxed
All with the missus
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)
what is a scouts and guides gang show?
It sounds.... possibly wrong.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I'm not really sure what it was, it was local scout type groups doing a singy dancey show thing.
The only reason I went is because her indoors helps out with Brownies and she took them along to it.
Apparently this dancer in it is dancing at the olympics.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
wow! so you got to see somone proper famous.
Take that west end musicals.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)
better

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Hooray!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)
I got a 3 disc Bret Hart box set Manolith
It's quite good so far
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
nice. i hope they leave out his recent appearances where he looks like hell and can barely move

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)
It was made a few years back so I think I'm safe
This is the one I'd like to see:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0179218/
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)
i'll tell you what i'd like to see, man. mick foley do a stand up comedy show

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Ha, yeah...like THAT'LL ever happen

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)
My first is in human but not in ferret.
My second is in human but not in elf
My third is in human but not in cripple
My fourth is in human but not in diet
My fifth is in human but not in fire.

What am I?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Gary Numan.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)
So close.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Gary Sinise

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Gary Busey.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
gary coleman

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Gary Neville

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Paul Numan

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Gary Gary

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)
garry gum

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Barry Numan

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)
barry scott

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Spider-Man

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
A ballbag.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Lieutenant Gruber from 'Allo 'Allo

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)
hhhhh

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Text your answer to 64100 for a chance to win whatever's in my MYSTERY DRAWER.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
it's soiled pants and empty whiskey bottles, isn't it?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
If I told you it wouldn't be a mystery, would it?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)
true but I only want to win your soiled pants and empty whiskey bottles.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Uma

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
A flaming crippled elven ferret on a diet?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Anybody watch that thing about the Facebook stalker the other night
Woo-ee. SPECIAL kinds of crazy there.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I did. I forgot to search the internets for images of the woman.
No wait, I didn't because she was an uggo.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Be that as it may
When she got to the bit about the light switches she left no doubt that the whole thing had cracked her mind.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I dunno TH, she seemed to look at it all wrong.
She was hardly pretty yet plenty of men online wanted to crack one out over her.
Ungrateful springs to mind.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Yeah, bloody women eh? Never happy

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)
The thing was, right from the start of the programme I knew it was her fat boyfriend.
Took her three years to figure that out. Fucking idiot.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Yes, even at the end when the videos popped up online
She was saying 'I couldn't believe it, I had no idea who was doing it'
We were like REALLY??? You SERIOUSLY haven't figured it out??
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)
He forced you to do pictures and videos and they kept popping up online.
Nah, wasn't me love it was err.... Lee, yeah Lee.
OKAY LOVE, THAT SOUNDS FINE.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Brilliant
So yes, anyone else reading this conversation, you missed a CRACKER!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)
real nail-biter, kept you guessing right up to the end.
The other one was better, the one in the states with the creppy guy who shot his mate. I never guessed who the chick was at the end.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Yeah, that was good
Probably asked you this before, but have you seen Catfish? Worth a look if you haven't.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)
No, Mr Two James Hats of 23 Mornington Crescent
What's stalking?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)
It's when a Mummy neckbeard and a Daddy neckbeard love each other very much
And that's my spring residence, silly Mono.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)
i saw the one before that talhotblond, and it made me never lie on the internet again

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)
The sad thing, Quinten
Is that there are people on this site that aren't beyond doing these sort of things, in my opinion.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)
i have never nor will i ever lie on the internet

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)
there are nutters everywhere, and all we can do to protect ourselves from them is rely on inconsitent mods to block and/or delete them when the cracks show

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)
A sexual tyrannosaur
Admittedly a tyrannosaur who's a little under the weather. But still a tyrannosaur.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
So you have flid-arms?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I believe I'm noted for it.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)
How does he wank?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Terrible!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
i was born in bethlehem, BEAT THAT

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Wot, like the Jezus?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
yep, plus i was born on december 25th, 2012 years ago

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I'm back at work after 2 weeks off,
And considering I only have two weeks left on this job, I really can't be fucked.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
loosen the tops on all the salt shakers

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Bourbon St live
www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/

Check out the guy with the sign about pornography and the fires of hell. I bet he's feeling loved right now.

Go fuck yourself.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:31, Reply)
It's like watching people.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:42, Reply)
Looks like a pickpockets dream

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:23, Reply)
good evening campers
How are you? answer in the style ofba classic cop show
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:10, Reply)
yes i'm still getting used to using my new phone
The buttons are tiny
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:12, Reply)
fuck off

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:13, Reply)
that's a bit mean
I might cry
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:18, Reply)
no, just fuck off

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:48, Reply)
well. for you...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:02, Reply)
fuck off

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:12, Reply)
"Gay joke"

/thinblueline
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:20, Reply)
who loves ya baby?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:51, Reply)
fuck off

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)
oh, it's you
sorry about the fuck off earlier
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)
not a problem, I don't mind a fuck off reply

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:05, Reply)
what's the best juice?
spotify:track:4DbUk1qwcz9KKcUY4t8f8u (Batdance by Prince)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:52, Reply)
nazi boy dies in death camp

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:56, Reply)
bananas in pajamas

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:58, Reply)
ding!
drug addicts are addicted to drugs, end result not ideal
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:03, Reply)
When you say you don't click links that aren't porn
Does stuff like this count as porn?

NSFW- it's probably considered porn.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Yup.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:07, Reply)
I didn't ask you
mongy's picky about his porn.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Ah.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:09, Reply)
i don't think she is enjoying that as much as she might other forms of sex

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:08, Reply)
You would have to ask her about that.
Might be her fantasy lived out in a photshoot.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:10, Reply)
yeh maybe i guess we'd need more photos and videos to work out if she is truly enjoying herself

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:11, Reply)
thje somd d egwth

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:00, Reply)
+r
would have made a good question
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:57, Reply)

?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:59, Reply)
great jaoes
spotify:track:4DbUk1qwcz9KKcUY4t8f8u (Batdance by Prince)

a dangerous method is good jape

]


altres
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Jungle juice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:02, Reply)
I hate juice

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:04, Reply)
NAZI!!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)
some black bloke with a dog who ithink are on holiday or summat, off peak cause there is no cunt around, go to the river and do some radio shit, i think the dog died
edit/ this is bad film synopsis quiz time


you thick cunts
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)
tragic,

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Uh oh, apostrophe misuse.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
it's bad film synopsis

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Oh,
sorry that took way too long for me to get,

gimme another!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
frenchman can't make money cos of accent, other than by dancing

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:29, Reply)

youtu.be/5FQT8-S7F8g
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:32, Reply)
That one about the jiggalo?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I'm shit at this.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:57, Reply)
racial tensions increase due to massive unemployment
spotify:track:6lOPbNUxDvkUkWpJLebgs7 (Raspberry Beret by Prince & The Revolution)
spotify:track:632GWgZUPj8YsX5uu5eOk8 (Playing In The Distance - Glimmmix by Grand National)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
You are the user embodiment of internet radio.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)
You probably should have stayed away.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Nah,
I'll wait til I get internet bullied. Then i'll leave in a huff.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
SAS PREPARE FOR MASSIVE PROTESTS DUE THIS SUMMER
spotify:track:632GWgZUPj8YsX5uu5eOk8 (Playing In The Distance - Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:5Lhb2nbnu9XLTRRIs8nQcT (Soap On a Rope (feat. The Rhythmic State) by The Rhythmic State)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:11, Reply)
JMG!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Oh those letters.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I am Legend.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:11, Reply)
your turn neps

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:17, Reply)
the guy off how i met your mother and a muppet set about making the muppets popular again

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Casablanca.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)
haha no not that!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:29, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/casablanka.jpg
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:34, Reply)
lol'd

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Bloke wins on game show.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Slumdog Millionaire

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Ding ding.
On you go.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Bloke chases fish.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)
marrilion: the stalker years

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Jaws?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Nope.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:43, Reply)
lake placid

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:48, Reply)
moby dick

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Ding ding ding.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)
the truman show

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)
tarka the otter

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Evening everyone.

*Takes the comfiest seat by the fire*

Carry on.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)
*presents you with a large sleeping dog to rest your feet on*

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
hmm, quite, quite.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
i saw you on off topic the other day and thought you liked quite handsome in your photos
got any from the wasist down at all?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
ding dong
farm4.staticflickr.com/3060/2306091319_8cde4f80fd_z.jpg
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
hahaha!
oh yes.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)
What the hell is Off Topic?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)
yes it is

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Who is the president of China?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Hu

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Im asking you.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
hu jintao
or jintao hu as we would probably say it, he's been president there since 2002
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This has been a comedy murder.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
oh right, sorry

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Freudian slip there transposing liked with looked.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)
ooooh!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I have nothing against faggots unless they is pedo faggots, take a look on links

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
take a look at what? what are you talken about?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

spotify:track:1GmWgGuFtZMp2YSmUbry0r (Lights On feat. Ms Dynamite - Single Mix by Katy B)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)
The missus is watching My Big Fat Sub-Human Waste of Space, on telly.
It's awful, for many reasons.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Im terribly sorry to hear that old boy.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Thanks, man,
but I'm filled with hate, now.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
i'm watching how to grow a planet, i don't think this scottish man is really growing any planets at all

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
He's just burning stuff!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
i like his suit, its a bit like the lego robot

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
joke about deep fried space

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)
mars is a planet, maybe you could work with that?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Deep fried Mars.

done.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
thats fucken team work

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
how's the life of a saucy stuntman?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Glamorous and sexy.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
excellent

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I'm sad because I don't have any stories about people being evil to me for QOTW :(
Maybe you guys could help?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)
your parents were evil
for inflicting you on us
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Cunt it up your bumpipe you miserable scruttock.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Thanks :)

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)
what's best size of battery?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Fukkin C
No doubt.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
i reckon AAA
cos its like AA, but smaller
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Sexual battery.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)
what size?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
that'll land you in a duraCELL.
hahahaha
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I am clicking this because it is such a bad pun that I laughed.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Could you jump through a window then a burning hoop, blindfold and holding a cup of tea?
could you do this without spilling the tea?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Natch.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)
WOW!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Evening.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Gypsies appear to be fucking idiots.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This comes as no surprise to me.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I thought a bunch of people that make their lives out of crime would have a few clever ones,
but nope.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
If the crimes were ambitious jewellery thefts
or something then there might be.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
The ex-con who's refused to let them show his face, lest it damage his job prospects,
obviously isn't totally stupid. Small mercies.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
appearances can be deceiving.
In this case, nope you're right.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
yup,
silly fools the lot of 'em.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
oh shit, your lawn is going to covered in dead ponies tomorrow morning

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
why are gypsies killing ponies?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Is it true you run a pub? Can I have free beer?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I take it on in mid-march,
yes.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
If it's not near to where I live can you just send me the beer?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I suppose so,
but you'd have to send me something to send it in, i'm fairly sure a pint will get spilt in the post, no matter how many this way up stickers we can put on it.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Just stick some clingfilm over it.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Cool,
gaz me your address.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Is my work address ok?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Sure.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I'm not sure a public service broadcaster
should be perpetuating negative stereotypes. I'm angry at everyone involved, both infront and behind the camera.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I agree. They should have balanced it out by showing some footage of gypsies wearing top hats and solving difficult maths problems.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I have anecdotal evidence
that not all traveller girls want to dress like hookers and get married on their 16th birthday.
But all Ch.4 are doing is re-enforcing my own prejudices.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
You're right,
the whole thing comes across as a bit convoluted.
Did Lousi Theroux do gypsies? I bet he could be more condescending in tone than this.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
At least he'd look a bit deeper,
rather than giving up at "look at these people! They're barely human scum!"
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I dunno the AWESOME Win Pug.
Us taxpayers seem to be paying all their bills for them.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
One of the things the show fails to do is show where they get their money from,
one of them was talking about a 55inch TV, and they seem to have fairly nice cars, and those dresses can't be cheap. But there is only passing references to labouring work and little else.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Manouche is fucking banging though

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:38, Reply)
stop grooming me by gaz you peado

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
You love it.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Evening The LOVELY Bishop Duck.
*goes back to watching the last bit of How To Build A Planet*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
apes with spears stuj
APES WITH SPEARS
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
And that's how we ended up with Manchester Frisbee-boy.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
it takes considerably less intelligence and manual dexterity to fling a frisbee
than it does to chuck a spear
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Wait, are you saying you're training chimps for your team, or Mancs?
If the former we might have to recognise it as a sport after all.
If the latter, stop now.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)
WAHT?
I'm not frisbee adam, really :( chimp frisbee would be soo cool tho, i think we should get some chimps and some pengrins with likke flinging arm things on there backs to fling frisbees at each other with
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
easier to catch in your mouth tho.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)
i dunno
4.bp.blogspot.com/_6LohnQpCm18/TQOOayM3sDI/AAAAAAAABy0/WNXlw9FqLDA/s400/cannibal-holocaust-pic1.jpg
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
they don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
i had to google javelin mouth impalement to find that
i cannot unsee what i saw
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I appreciate the dedication shown.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Just be grass.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
That would appear to be his point.
Yes.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
The stuj review:
quite LOVELY but severly lacking in sexy penguins. 4/10, must try harder.
:D
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Damnit mumpso, what have I told you about lookig over my shoulder?
'Ning chap.
*Manders*
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
'ning stuj, what's the plan for the rest of the night?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
A bit of telly for the next hour or so, then I'm busy for the rest of the night.
:/
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
you on shift tomorrow?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Nah, Sleep day tomorrow thank fuck.
sooooooooooooooooooo tired mumpso
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
they're working you too hard chief.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

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