How has B3ta affected your life?
Driving to work yesterday and listening to my audio book (‘River God’ if anybody is interested), and the little Egyptian prince (in conversation with another) says ‘I love horses’, to which I shout out to nobody in particular as I was alone in the car……’best of all the animals’ !!!!
How has B3ta influenced you in your normal or not so normal life.
(also Fucksocks….my favourite curse)
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 1:47, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Monobrow stories.

(dozers (fuck off) You big spazzer!, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 22:45, Reply)

Gwyneth Paltrow shoving things up her front bottom

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:24, Reply)

Who likes the new google news format?
Not I.
(eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 21:35, Reply)

summat about cocks and that

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:36, Reply)

What's up with wedding dresses eh?
A dress you can't use for anything else at all. You can't even use it again for your next wedding. It's a great scam!
(eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 11:53, Reply)

Mike Lindup fanfic

( Richard mcbeef , begging you to help him with a snorlax raid, Mon 3 Jul 2017, 17:35, Reply)

London B3ta bash!
What will you be doing instead?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 22:53, 1 reply, 2 months ago)

Tell us
how you really feel.
( gub~gub is still shit at this, Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:20, Reply)

Family Scandals
What skeletons are there in your family's collective cupboards? Tell us your shameful, scurrilous and generally regrettable family histories... for laughs.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:18, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

Tuppence more and up goes the donkey!

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 19 May 2017, 9:57, Reply)

Best Childhood Memories
I once sent a painting into Why Don't You. They didn't show it on the tv programme, or mention me at all, but I got a nice letter back from them. That made 5 year old me very happy.

What happy memories have you from childhood?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 May 2017, 21:37, 1 reply, 4 months ago)

stupid shit with added shit on top

( $$, Tue 2 May 2017, 14:07, 1 reply, 4 months ago)

Gorilla advice if your lawnmower starts flying

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:42, 1 reply, 4 months ago)

Right let's resurrect QOTW.
Give me mod rights I will write a question each week regardless of what any Cunt thinks.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 21:37, 4 replies, latest was 4 months ago)

Why do Americans/people-on-youtube shout so much?
And so loudly?
About such inane things?
(eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)

suicide

( $$, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 13:41, Reply)

How many fingers am I holding up?

( drimble See our ad in Tables and Chairs Magazine, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:29, Reply)

Tell us about the time you took a shit-piss on the first pair of tits you could find

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:02, Reply)

Question of the Week suggestions (7677 stories)

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 14:17, Reply)

Local dur-banned legends

( GeordieJay Streetlife., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:40, Reply)

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( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 23:20, Reply)

Local Bourbon Legends

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 19:03, Reply)

Local Turban Legends

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:42, 1 reply, 6 months ago)

Tell us about your suggestions to replacing the QOTW feature.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 22:52, Reply)

what's the biggest poo you've done?

( $$, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 9:09, Reply)

Storm Doris whistled through my open bathroom window this morning, and blew all my interior doors open, thereby waking me up.
What things of yours did Storm Doris whistle through this morning, and what other things have been blown thereby waking you up?
(eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 14:26, Reply)

This question is now closed
Have you ever closed a question on a popular website? Tell us about it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 22:55, Reply)

Does anyone ACTUALLY know why Donald Trump doesn't like to talk about his daughter Tiffany?

(eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:50, 5 replies, latest was 6 months ago)

Mums

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 20:19, Reply)