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What do you reckon of this loser?
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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He's a workshy cunt and a waste of oxygen.People like that are the reason we should have compulsory labour camps for the long term unemployed.
EDIT: This is what his picture looked like before the BBC 'shopped it:
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Battered Only 4. Must try harder., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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DG is actually trying hard to get a job. Unlike the lazy arse in that article.(
Battered Only 4. Must try harder., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Turning up to interviews in his favourite spiderman t-shirt is probably giving out conflicting signals, no matter how cleaned and pressed it might be(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Shouting 'exerminate, exterminate' when they ask him for his take on overpopulation might also be a mistake.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:44,
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oh gawd, you're the third mental this week to show us their 'sonic screwdriver', just put your knob away mate, it aint funny(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I'm just trying to make sure we don't annoy Lee Barnett.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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Hi Battered!I'm in OUTER FUCKING SPACE and I can't quite see this image. Could you enlarge it please?
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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Yes thanks. Will do**won't actually do
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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OMG, THERE IS ACTUALLY A WOMEN ON ITV WITH NO NOSE.I want to twitter them "How does she smell?".
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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I loved it when I was signing on.Spent half the day in bed, the other half getting stoned.
Oh wait...
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He is clearly suffering from depressionand should probably seek help with that. I can't imagine any of his job applications sparkle with enthusiasm the way he is at the moment.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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Plus he looks like a fucking gaylord.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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A gaylord with a heroin problem.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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A gaylord with a heroin problem who smells of gone-off milk.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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A gaylord with a heroin problem and herpes, who smells of gone-off milk.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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A gaylord with a heroin problem and herpes, who smells of gone-off milk and who plays WoW with Chompy.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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I take this as a compliment.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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MONTY! HEY, MONTY!OVER HERE!
Nope, we've lost him folks, he's confusing his mirror and his monitor again.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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A gaylord with a heroin problem and herpes, who smells of gone-off milk and who plays WoW with Chompy, who gets his 'look' from Scarpe.
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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is there a backround I can put on my desktop that'll turn a monitor into a mirror.I've tried scanning a monitor, it didn't work.
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Maybe he should cut out listing weed as a hobywww.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001848488811&sk=info
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:50,
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i was once asked for advice by a prick who had lost his homeand he actually thought he could claim for his weed in a list of his possessions.
gimme a T... gimme a W....
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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He likes Terry Pratchett.Says it all.
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Battered Only 4. Must try harder., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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In the past, we've looked on social networks at the profiles of those who are applying for jobs hereWe wouldn't hire him for that alone.
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Agnostic Antichrist is dead, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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I feel sorry for him to be honest,he should play starcraft 2 and become a pro gamer in Korea or something.
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Why don't you text him this advice?(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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i feel sorry for colinthe other one needs a shave for a start
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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i feel i should get thisbut i don't. help?
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Fast Show character. The 'office twat' chap.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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people were probably aware that C Hunt sounds abit like cunt before that tho(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
ohi had a tenant called michael hunt. colin must be his brother.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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In my very first job, I had a phone message left on my desk to return a call to a 'Mike Hunt'.I thought I'm not falling for that, so I ignored it. That afternoon I went for a cigarette and came back to another message to phone Mike Hunt urgently, so I ignored it again.
Next day my boss got an angry call saying that I never responded to messages.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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I wish he went by the name of Mike.(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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my colleagues found it hilarious"hey, swipe, your cunt's paid his rent on time/broken his sofa/given notice to quit" lols.
i preferred our scouse tenant nahida mann. that HAD to be made up.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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I know two people called Mike CoxFFS call yourself Michael!
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sportscow 97 problems, but an itch ain't one, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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my brother was at uni with a ewan kerrthey actually named a drink after him in the student bar
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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Yeah', but then it sounds like "My cool cocks".(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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What do hand rolled cigs,and an open window have to do with being on the dole?
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He can't afford to close the window and cigarettes are his only friends(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
His 28 internet friends are all fagsLOL
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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I have to say, I find it depressing. He really needs to have a shave, clean up and get off his arse. He hadn't been outside for a few days according to the article. Why wasn't he down the job centre or local library on the internet? Get a McJob, anything.
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I have to say, I find you depressing. (
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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^ Look who got a bag of apostrophes for Christmas.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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Hahahaha *fives*Nakers. Seeing as you aren't going to that stag do you can come to the Capt Kidd for a pint on Saturday.
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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*sotto voce*Think of the bullying. Just think.
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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You've been reading too many of those 'sword and sorcery' books of yours.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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volenteer for gods sake, build up your CVget some self worth and some vitamin D, just do something, ANYTHING
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Plus, delete your account and kill yourself(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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If only The chaps from The Today programme had suggested this yesterday when he was interviews(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)
if only some children on here would take the advice too(
rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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I never feel sorry for the unemployedThey are being too picky. On the few occasions where I have been between decent jobs I have never been too proud to pick up a broom or a mop and take a minimum wage temp cleaning job. I have never had trouble finding something that pays and I live in Cornwall where it apparently harder to find work than anywhere else. I have not been without a job for more that 2 days since I got my paper round at 14. Lazy cunt can afford computer games and fags. He should take a course, re skill, do an apprenticeship or something, anything to get him of his lazy unwashed arse and out of the house. Seems to me if his days involve watching tv shows and playing games that he isn't out and about looking for work. I know several people that have found work by putting on a suit and going door to door on the local business park just asking if theres anything going. My father in laws loves people who try that at his business because he knows they really want to work and on the two occasions where he has had work going he has employed them. People like that drain on society want work to come to them and don't want to look for it. If he can't even be bothered to clean the mould off his own cup he's not going to be bothered to find work.
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PhillieJoe Mk II 30% better than the original PhillieJoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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*votes PhillieJoe for president of the world*(
sportscow 97 problems, but an itch ain't one, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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Get back to work you lazy gobshite(
BobbyPires Gone til end of May., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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Hello there PJ.You should post on here more often*
*because you are ever-so-slightly less of a tedious bender than most of these cunts.
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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and the fact that he has to fuck his oven glove as his wife is made of ice and gravel(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Prezackly.I often wonder how little Tattooine and She-Ra are doing at school.
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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You know what I love more than star wars? Managment bullshit.
www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/02/13/five-leadership-mistakes-of-the-galactic-empire/
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Tattooine is currently suspended for kicking some kid in the bollocks everyday for a weekand She-ra hasn't started school yet but when she does it will probably be one of those specials schools. Not the ones for the gifted, you know, those other special schools.
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PhillieJoe Mk II 30% better than the original PhillieJoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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You're welcome!Bet you missed me really.
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PhillieJoe Mk II 30% better than the original PhillieJoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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Jesting aside, yes. Lusty and I were talking about this recently.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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I was thinking about doing thisand then it dawned on me that putting no religion was important really because eventually when the vast majority of the country say no religion they will stop giving money to the groups that believe in sky wizards.
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PhillieJoe Mk II 30% better than the original PhillieJoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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NopeAnd now the baby weight is gone she's hotter than ever
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PhillieJoe Mk II 30% better than the original PhillieJoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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Do itI got a slap for telling her the other day but hey ho I got a blowjob out of her the same day and the over glove is starting to get jealous so things are on the up and up.
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PhillieJoe Mk II 30% better than the original PhillieJoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20,
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"I got a blowjob out of her"A virgin says what?
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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y'know what, as a pinko lefty, I have to say:Nah fuck him. Get a hair cut and stop sitting around playing video games. I'm sure it is dispiriting, but still pull your fucking socks up and find a job, any job at this point Maccy D's is probably hiring, or would be if you weren't such a dirty fucking hippy. I mean, do voluntary work, if there's nothing paid, keeps you busy, give you a purpose and has to look better on the CV that sitting on your arse.
I expect someone to link me back to this post in a month's time when I am unemployed and winging about it.
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Yeah, he doesn't know day from night, smokes rollies and has his window open(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Nope.Just had to sign off the minutes form my consultation meeting, they seemed fair, which is what I expected, but only confirms that I've put myself in the best light I can. Nothing certain 'til the 24th and not really expecting any news before then.
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good luckthey will already know whom they are keeping though; they will have designed the redundancy criteria around it.
i'm sure you'll be fine.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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Thank you.While this is usually the case, they are actually restructuring the company and I'm not sure if they know who they will need until they decide exactly what shape it will be. They also have a history of treating their staff genuinely well, which is one reason we are where we are. if they had been more business minded sooner and less nice, we'd not be facing as big a hole.
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You get your jobseekers cut if you do voluntary work for more than like 5 hours a week/fucking stupid
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Really?When my brother was a dolescum squatter he got an extra £20 on his giro for doing a day a week for a house clearance charity.
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Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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Was that pre job seekers allowance?because it's based on how much time you spend applying for jobs.
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It was a good 15 years ago.(
Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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That's retardedI thought you might even get travel expenses for it. How can that possibly make sense. *feels even bleaker about the prospect of beign unemployed*
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that guy's face is seriously depressing me(
rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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jsut had a brainwave thas gonna make me rich:cock flavoured condoms, i'm onto a winner here, writing to mister durex and mister trojan now
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Your Mum looks like she lost a lot of weight since they invented cock flavoured slim fast.(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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I feel sorry for both of themand even more sorry for me /dolescum
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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still waiting for your training contract application right here!also when are you next in london? there is a F&S trip plotted for april...
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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2.ii or I'd be all over that :)and still no reply from this intern thing. I'm really pissed off about it, because I really thought I had pretty much exactly what was needed. On the bright side, I don't think my brother's girlfriend has heard from them either.
How was your V-Day?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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pffft, it's a 2:2 from oxford, not some shitty uniget it sent! of course if you def don't want to do law, then fair enough. fingers crossed, job apps are always slower than you think.
good fun thanks, even if the massive bunch of flowers i received was from a girl... you can't have everything i guess!
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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Well it most definitely can't hurt, so I will then have a good cry at the 'lolno' reply.
But that's lovely still, and you don't have to let the office know who they were from.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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you would need a covering letter to explain why law but i can help with thatthey are gorgeous. and i got a couple of other bits too(is it sad that the emails from the ex were still the best bits?!), so can't complain.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:48,
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I dunnobeen a good six months now and that looks bad. Though hopefully this small business plan will go ahead, and I will feel no qualms about backdating it.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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I have some rudimentary skillswhich may serve some purpose and I'm making that more organised
*gets the prostitution joke out of the way*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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OH god, oh god oh god oh god oh ohgohdgohdoghdoghodhgodhgodhgI found a website where I can get some really cheap food stuff, really cheap, and I didn't quite know what I was ordering and everything is catoring sized =S
I actually own a 3kg bag of Gummy Worms that is best-before 11/2011.
GNAHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT, FUCK SHIT. The 60 cans of Red Bull that I got for £15 are those 'shot' ones too, they're not actual cans of red bull like I thought they were.
Fuck's sake.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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You shouldn't be allowed on the internet on your own.(
Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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I can't even take them to work to give them away because I'll be laughed out of the company.(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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red bull smells so awful i've never been able to drink it(
rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57,
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I drink 2-3 cans of 'v' energy drink a day, which cost 99p each, so I thought I'd switch to red-bull at this price.(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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Sorry Gonz, but I'm contractually obliged to point this out to you every now and again.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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are they good for you?i like the neurosports drink. my PT gave it to me when i was dumb enough to skip food all day because of a massive court case and then promptly fainted after an hour of working out. worked like a charm.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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It's called "sugar".It costs about a quid a kilo and is soluble in tap water.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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I don't think they have tap water in rswipe's bit of london.At least, not unless the taps are gold. So I've heard.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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gold?how would that go with my tasteful grey/wood/chocolate brown suede/glass kitchen?
platinum darling.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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dear lord, what would you make out of suede in a kitchen?Anyone would think you'd had it decorated for looking good rather than for actually cooking in.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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er, chairs??it's quite big for a kitchen in a flat, about 15' by 15', so i have a glass dining table and suede chairs at one side.
is that ok?!
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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My missus bought suede chairs.We have children. She's an idiot.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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oh deari don't even own an child, and i still didn't get the pretty cream suede ones for this exact reason.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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don't get me wrong, i don't believe all the shit about electrolytes and rehydratingi just like the taste of it after 30 mins running for 37 cals and no diet coke.
but i haven't drunk anything other than evian since new year (apart from two cheeky vodkas). i'm so fucking bored of evian.
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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Christ.This is why Londoners should all die.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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london tap water mings hard thoughi happily drink tap water when i'm home in cheshire
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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Cheshire mostly drinks welsh water which is also what goes into those 9 pence bottles of own-brand supermarket "still water".But hey ... if you want to pay through the nose to drink half-filtered medieval frenchman's piss then you go right ahead.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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it's still better than the unfiltered piss which is london tap water(
rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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tap water is better filtered than any mineral water on the marketexcept Dansai or whatever the fuck it's called, or tesco value mineral water, which are both tap water.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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on this, my sweet,as on so many other things, we must agree to disagree!
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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well, I wouldn't disagree over thatit's scientific fact. you can argue that bottled water tastes better, of course, but tap water is definitely better filtered.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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ohso what makes it taste better then - because it definitely does, you've lived in london!
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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No diggedy.And Burger Kind is better than McDonalds. They're both still shit.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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you got the shit bit rightthat's the important bit
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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because it contains a cuntload of sugar in liquid form.coke would do. Tesco value lemonade would do.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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it can't do, for 37 cals in 500 mlsmust be aspartame or similar?
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rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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tasty!(
rachelswipe if i spell it h-i-p-o-c-r-i-s-e-e will you get it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Oh fucking hell, gonz.a) it doesn't fucking work it's all in your fucking head
b) haven't they already pulled half your guts out through your arse, you daft twat?
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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Carbinated cafinated drinks increase and speed up the effects of opiats, which is why I take them, as I take opiats 2-3 times a day.that is the only reason and times I take them.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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Did a man in a white coat tell you this?(
Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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I learnt this myself through years of usage.google about "caffine opiat effect", I'm not the only one who's found this.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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it doesn't matter how many people on google say soit's arse. You're talking psychosomatic effects at most. The only reason to mix caffiene and opiates is to try and stay awake when you overcook it.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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I'm not even bothered, to tell you the truth. I take them because I like them and the effect they have on me. Phsycosymantic or not.We all do things that aren't good for us, and life is a pretty pathetic existance if you don't.
I know it's bad for me, but it does have some possitive effects, if it only had negative ones then why would I do it? The doctor explained to me both why it was bad for me _and_ why it was having the effects I've described.
I don't mean to sound bad, but if you want someone to change their attitude towards something, dismissing everything they say as 100% twoddle is not the way to go about it, you'll only get their backs up to the wall.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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Google scholar says 'no'.But if it makes you happy then guzzle away. What's the worst that can happen?
Well ... apart from it being one more link in the vicious cycle that will eventually lead to you shitting through your armpit into a bag hanging off your wheelchair.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Each one takes up 30% of my sugar intake, I'm not saying it's good, not at all, but it's not as bad as the others.(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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do they fuck.Where did you get that idea from?
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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the same place that suggested that smoking with chronic illness is a good idea(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
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