Once again, another Friday night wish I was out but I'm not that's made me do a sad :'( thread
SHOW YOUR LINKS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S43IwBF0uM&ob=av3e

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpkNPbSa2Q
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR03E91J_uA
( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

YES!
Barman, get rosie a gin and lemonade.
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

friday nights in are proper mate
getting involved here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3bp0K0UdM
( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Have it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WACF8ID-To
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

in there like swimwear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGv62hmdqiM
( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)

AHHH!! Nice. Try this on for size.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvkKX035484
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

DONT SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=89sOzcvoHUE&feature=fvst
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

haha i saw the title and im fucked if im watching that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY
( rosalicious . just found a bit of sauce on my face, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)

It's alright, the kid makes it, THIS TIME. Good thing he wern't in a pizza express.
I fucking love this track, proper heavy metal.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9mCmx9Jhs
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)

NSFChairs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aodpb3vFU0&feature=relmfu
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Superman is flying over the city, a bit bored, when he spots wonderwomen on the roof of a building, completely naked on her back, with her legs spread appart.
/ac, actually, a real one.
So he thinks "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out there in seconds", so he flys down, sexually assaults her, and flys off. Wonderwomen is then thinking "WTF WOZ THAT?" and the invisible man goes "I donno, but my arse fucking cains".
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Ladies and gentleman Gonz!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMshvUReunc&feature=fvst
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Haha, I'm sure that fat bloke, David Baily? something like that, the singing 'comedian', has done the same thing... but they demo'd that much better.
*posts on FB*
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Bill Bailey, yeah he's done something similar.
I also enjoy this one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6hmUv06tg
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Hah, good, but not as good.
I just realised, I like about 75% of the songs on that first one, and they're the ones that Monty takes the piss out of.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)

When it comes to music Monty has his head lodged up his arse.

( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

To be fair, Monty takes the piss out of everything.

( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

This is my song of the moment, I caught myself whistling it in waitrose, decided I didn't care who heard me, whistled it all the way home. Just the corous.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjNiIvUEtIw
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

This is mine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgvK78jHUnA
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Smashing!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loXxn7dMQYE
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Mmhmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5X5zh00rdg&feature=related
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

BANGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDC8_4N8m4
(Barry from Eastenders is posting this from an iPad stolen in the riots, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

ave' it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q42tEnt9GWg
( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Ruiner.

(Barry from Eastenders is posting this from an iPad stolen in the riots, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes touched Devil Duck's mightily toned chest on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Dos Dedos, Mes Amigos...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCsBXSr4N-8
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Barry, this is for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4JhtoR39M0
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I can't get on with Pure Morning.
My favourite Placebo song changes all the time but it's this currently; www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9RZAfOhgLY Or Hang On To Your IQ.
(Barry from Eastenders is posting this from an iPad stolen in the riots, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Good track.
I still love Pure Morning, though. Saw Placebo at Northumbria Uni a few years back, they encored with Where is My Mind by the Pixies - coincidentally the only other band I ever saw at that venue. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVFLgx8o7XM

And the original www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrdpliMfoAM
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Love that song and cover.

(Barry from Eastenders is posting this from an iPad stolen in the riots, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

*Puts Pixies compilation on in the kitchen*

( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm gonna go with Placebo being bent
soz
(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Your face is bent.
Your face is more bent than the elephant man's in a distorting mirror. Soz.
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Evening, who's right on the internet tonight?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM
(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

One of my favourite bands
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNodyijdG_E
(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

and again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc&ob=av2n
(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

llallalalallalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
links, pah, I'll singa de loverly song
( Captain Cavy looking like an orange vulture, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Lets get this place jumping
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkvAIBzQ_rs
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw3aqbmhlr4&feature=related
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycXJdCoQo4&feature=related
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DbJX92TDhA&feature=related
( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=1cr6s0c7dUI
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Tune.

( Davros' Granddad like a shot of novocaine into a major artery, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I have this as my boss's ringtone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlVNrsyjQ7c

It works on two levels, as he's also a Cardiacs fan.
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

too many old people playing tunes I don't understand
tell me a joke?

edit: Harry Redknapp has just described himself as "a giver not a taker"
(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

what's yellow and smells of bananas?

( Captain Cavy looking like an orange vulture, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

monkey piss!

(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

close enough!
it's monkey sick

Oddly I found out recently that I have this as an entry in the b3ta book of sick jokes. I am, therefore, a published comedian
( Captain Cavy looking like an orange vulture, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

\o/

(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Is he getting pushback from the lawyers?

( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

he may have to accept a plea bargin

(Naked_Ape a sugar coated piece of shit, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

they are good tunes
except those that rosalicious posts, obviously
( The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:32, Reply)