"I have a vocabulary larger than that of the average man
and so I shall disseminate my impressive lexical girth with unnecessary loquaciousness as it transcends mediocrity and definitely doesn't make me look like a prick"

-Russell "Leather trousers don't make me look like a cunt" Brand / Tim "Eye make up doesn't make me look like a half-dead crack whore" Minchin.
( Kroney Hail to the King, baby, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 hours ago)

Movie Voice Man: In a world with regret.
*Sound of kids playing* The screen fades from black to kids playing in a playground, with a deep 'inception' style sound (a single low note on a chellow)... and to black again.

Movie Voice Man: In a time of innocence distroyed.
*Sound of kids playing* The screen fades from black to a kid at a breakfast table saying "Mummy, I love you". (a single low note on a chellow)... and to black again.

Movie Voice Man: In a classroom of remorse.
*Sound of kids playing* The screen fades from black to a close up of a pencil. (a single low note on a chellow)... and to black again.

Movie Voice Man: On that one faitfull day.
*Sound of kids playing* The screen fades from black to a close up of door slamming "I HATE YOU MUMMY". (a single low note on a chellow)... and to black again.

Movie Voice Man: A boy....
*Sound of kids playing* The screen fades from black to the back of a girl's golden hair in a classroom. (a single low note on a chellow)... and to black again.

Movie Voice Man: will have vengance.
*Sound of kids playing* The screen fades from black to a pencil going into a pencil sharpener. (a single low note on a chellow)... and to black again.

Movie Voice Man: Coming to a cinema near you soon.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

It's all "hakki-takki me so tired meesa Kloney" this
and "hakki-takki basic human lights" that.

Good dose of the bullwhip. It's the only way. Those fake Louis Vuitton handbags won't stitch themselves.
( Kroney Hail to the King, baby, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:33, 1 reply, 2 days ago)

A shut-in of geeks.

(JeffTheDogFucker is not a black dude with natty dreads., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 2 days ago)

Looking forward to being a father?

(Barry from Eastenders is posting this from an iPad stolen in the riots, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

I wonder if ac/dc wine needs to be left to stand
Or if you'd be better off having shook it (all night long)?
(JeffTheDogFucker is not a black dude with natty dreads., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

his thread went something like this;
i used to go out witha stripper and i just found out that she died on the 9th of october but i saw her for breakfasr on the 10th so how is that possible? (imagine this sentence is stretched over 4 paragraphs)

replies: Fuck off shitcunt, this isn't your personal problem page
(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Plick

( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:57, 1 reply, 6 days ago)

I think it's what goes underneath the icing but above the cake

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Just not Yogi, the Hindu bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist 's room smells like a fishermans welly boot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:32, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

But she has had 10,000 men.

(Set your faces to stunned. Recidivist., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

no a shit anagram would be this

(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:59, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Prezackly.
I often wonder how little Tattooine and She-Ra are doing at school.
( Monty_Boyce "I'm the hardest man on the island.", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:10, 3 replies, latest was 1 week ago)