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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I went to a pantomime and the heckling was really monotonous.
"He's behind you!"

The actors on the stage would have none of it and insisted that he wasn't behind them. I forget the rest and missed a lot of the show because Tony spilt Ki-ora on my dungarees and made me cry.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:51, closed)
Oh no, you didn't

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:37, closed)
Oh yes he did!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:42, closed)
I hope you smashed Tony's twat up his chutney chute
With a spade and then rearranged his fuck devices for impairing your appreciation of the arts.

Fucking Tony.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:08, closed)
Yeah fuck Tony.
He took us into an illegal war with Iraq.
And this Kia-Ora development is frankly shocking.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:13, closed)
Not to mention his stupid fucking adverts

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:26, closed)
+racist

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:31, closed)
It's too WMDey for crows.

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:43, closed)
He was at it again this week.
"We didn't cause the current crisis in Iraq."

To which the only possible response is a completely pantomime-worthy "Oh yes you did!"
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:43, closed)
replies/win

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:48, closed)
He didn't start the oil fires...
They were always burning etc.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:50, closed)
To see you ... NICE!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:29, closed)
He's no Robbie, that's for sure.
Robbie would've just parped up a tune on his faithful trumpet.


Aww I miss the old feller.

Ladies and gentlemen...ROBBIE.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 16:36, closed)
It was okay in the end the teacher made me take my dungarees off and my undies and then he
rubbed my weewee better.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:35, closed)

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