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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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PEOPLE OF B3TA!
Your ideas for fixing the world are well-meaning, but ultimately a na´ve. The world will be improved by them in certain cosmetic respects, but the big problems will remain unaddressed.

What the world needs is a genuine vision. Something that will shake it to the core, raze it to the ground, and start again.

A radical change. Epoch-making. Tectonic.

We must rebuild the world in such a way as to mean that the old world is not just a memory; it must not be a memory at all. It must be an impossibility in the minds of the enlightened children of the future - a mere incoherence.

We must prepare for something cataclysmic. Nothing else will do.

And if we examine the darkest and deepest recesses of our collective souls, we know what form this cataclysm must take.

Friends, b3tans, lurkers, all. There is no time to hesitate. Now is the time for action.

The label must be redesigned so that it actually fits bottles of Angostura bitters.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:18, closed)
Win!
I for one welcome our new gentian overlords.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:19, closed)
It can't be done

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, closed)
This will win.
If it doesn't, it should have.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, closed)
You ... you MONSTER!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:27, closed)
Gave me a good belly laugh on a shit day
Thank you

*enclickens*
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:32, closed)
Typical labelist
it's the bottle that's all wrong and needs sorted
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:33, closed)
I had to google this to understand
And now that I have, that is one massively oversized label, yes.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:37, closed)
for the lazy bastards
angosturabitters.com/
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:41, closed)
Ah
But the bottles come in at least two sizes. The label from the smaller size would perfectly fit the larger. Why not just stop making the bigger labels?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:30, closed)
And what would go on the smaller bottle?
Hmmmm?

Exactly.

OUR TIME WILL COME.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:23, closed)

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