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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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END WORLD DROUGHT WITH HOMEOPATHIC WATER
There are six billion people on this world and not enough water for everybody, especially in regions hard-hit by drought. If only here was some way of making water easily portable for these people, in ENDLESS QUANTITIES.

And one night I was hit square between the frontal lobes with a concept that will CHANGE THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. And it is this: HOMEOPATHIC WATER

You take some water. And you dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it, dilute it and shake it until only the memory of the water reamins. Then you put it in a little sugar pill and sell them for a fiver each.

"Ah-ha!" I hear you say, "What - exactly - do you dilute the water in, clever trousers?"

And I reply: "A really big bucket."

So you facepalm and ask again: "What liquid do you use to dilute the water?"

That, I am afraid, is a professional secret to stop the crooks from BIG PHARMA getting their filthy hands on this landmark product.

Think of the potential:

* People with rabies
* People who are planning on getting stuck in a desert
* Firemen who need access to ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD but only have very, very small fire engines due to fair and progressive Big Society budget cuts
* The National Association of Homeopathic Swimmers
* Homeopathic Holy Water - two useless concepts for the price of one!

This time next year Rodders...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:17, closed)
This is genius!
Have a homeopathic pint on me!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:45, closed)
Thanks!
Errr... hey wait!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:24, closed)
Loving the homeopathic Holy Water idea and tag line
Consider it stolen borrowed.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:10, closed)
Help yourself
!
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:54, closed)
I think you are too late...
scienceblogs.com/insolence/2011/09/the_ultimate_homeopathic_remedy.php

Homeopathic water has been invented, only at the moment they are still dissolving it in water. Logically.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:40, closed)

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