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Buster Keaton at his finest
For me, this is comedy perfection. Great timing, hilarious slapstick moments and misdirection, and stunts that always have me thinking "hang on, someone actually did that!" 90% of the films made today aren't a touch on this.
Makes a change from people talking about that fat cunt, James Corden too.
(somehow shows as GC as well, but it was a while back and bears repeating)
EDIT - the real action kicks off at around the 2:00 mark if you want to skip to that.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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Alright
but he's no James Corden.
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SnowyTheRabbit, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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And whats with the lack of bright colours?
He'll never stand the test of time like comedy leg end Noel Fielding will.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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LOL LEGERRRNNND
HE'S SO RANDOM!!!!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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You're all correct.
How I could ever have imagine that Keaton could hold a flame to the likes of Corden, him off of Boosh, Will Mellor (surely a fellowship award beckons), that other waxy-faced cunt from Gavin and Stacey and that blonde twat from the BT Broadband advert and My Family, just goes to show how much I have to learn...
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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If only Michael McIntyre did stunts - he would be the greatest performer who ever lived.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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True
(ish). It would almost, almost make him as good as Brian Connelly
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SnowyTheRabbit, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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Cunt
I knew Brian Connelly was shit when all my schoolmates thought that his punchline of "it's a puppeeeeet" was the apex of humour. What sort of fate awaits them in hell for causing me to doubt my own taste in humour at that age? Re-runs of all his Brian Dangerous skits?
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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He should be encouraged with word and gesture
Here, Michael. See if you can run through Kandahar with this burning Koran shoved up your arse.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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I love Keaton, click from me.
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Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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Shite vid...
...sound doesn't work
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fuxtix doesn't fuck sticks, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:22,
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He broke his neck filming a stunt in the General
And finished the stunt anyway. Hard as nails
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simbosan, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:33,
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Corden cuts Adele off
Not a Daily Mail link btw...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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Who is he?
And who is she?
What are they both famous for?
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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from my understanding
they are both Brits who have achieved fame by being slightly larger than your average person.
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more balanced than jeremy beadle wants a curry, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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Ah, so just a couple of boring things then.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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She's a pretty good singer, but a lot of her fame is attributed to her size
James Corden is...well he's a tosser to be honest.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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He was on "Desert Island Discs"
on Sunday. I turned it off, but not before I got the urge to jump into the radio to smash his obnoxious face in. I always thought he was shite, but after that moment when he thought he was superior to Patrick Stewart, my feelings crystallised into proper hatred.
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P-MONKE is dancing with de riddim, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Sadly, Corden is still yet to display any discernible talent......
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jams is awaiting the coming of 'The Bacon Wig', Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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Adele is apparently how the british like their pop stars...
Common, overweight and miserable.
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Kung_Fu_Russ diddled your mum on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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"Corden cuts Adele off"
....it's hell in the queue for Gregg's.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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lol
*ex greggs employee*
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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Mmmmmmmm.....
Gregggs.....
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SnowyTheRabbit, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Coffee screen moment
To be honest, that's a fight worth televising
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otl, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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As longs it ends with James Fucking Corden's head being bog-washed
then I'd pay to watch.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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I put ITV on at 9
And took me a few minutes to realise it wasnt 'the biggest loser' as I expected. It was just James Fucking Corden.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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disingenious to say the least...
producers for tv show, make presenter make sure it runs to schedule.
is what happened...
and its the only morsel of controversy at an awards show split 50/50 between brit school and x factor.
albarn reminded me why blur are a great STUDIO band.
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DefyingDarwin oh fuck i've dropped the bass again, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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Yeah
Their first song in particular was horrible.
And I know bands often play their songs faster on stage, but Phil Daniels was clearly struggling to fit all his words into Parklife, shouting them without any inflection whatsoever just in order to keep up.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Does anyone take the Brits seriously?
Seriously?
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Not since we elected Cameron, no.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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hahaaa, although it does sound a bit like a Stewart Lee "joke"
I can just see that fucking smug head wobble he does
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Rather hoping for a "Corden is a fat cunt"
without having to type it myself
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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The Incredible Plan.
By Max Boyce. In honour of my dad, whom, today, we will be chucking in t'ole. RIP mate.
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dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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Sad news
Condolences.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad sent from my shoephone, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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Best wishes to you and yours
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TownsendsPublisher, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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Sorry to hear that Dredd.
All best.
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Pig Bodine, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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Condolences matey.
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Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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Sorry to hear that
RIP mate
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Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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Sending lots of love
from Bristol. x
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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Ah bugger
Sorry to hear that mate :( Thoughts are with you + yours...
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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you know that if at time like this you can still find something to laugh about
and something funny that you both liked,then you must have some very funny memmorys of him and those will help you get through a tough day
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fluffybunnykiller no puctuation was hurt in the posting of this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:47,
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Awkward First Kiss (extended version)
Ryan decided to save himself for marriage and held off from ever kissing a girl.
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planearm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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Kiss it..
Dont eat it..
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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and what happens?
He gobbles the poor girl like an adolescent :/
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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I can see the wedding night being like the sex record in Kentucky Fried Movie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8bYsJjqIpQ
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sinisterduck, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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I love that movie
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planearm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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I'd like to be a fly on the wall when they "do foreplay"
What's the betting he spunks up her nose?
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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hahaha - I did a proper laugh at that
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knockear .., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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All Hail to the Mutha......
OOF!
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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People need to stop doing that spinning guitar thing
It's not impressive, and you keep injuring your bandmates.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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The Bassist thought it was funny..
I'd also wager that the guitar was worse for wear too.. Neck are not really designed to smash into peoples faces...
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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pow!
although I wish people would stop doing that "clip, repeat clip, repeat moment of impact 3 times, repeat clip with slight zoom and slo-mo" thing.
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h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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Nope - I'll give it a 3.5
after all, most of the energy was taken up by the mike stand
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otl, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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The crowd noise
is surely worth a point extra...
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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Brilliant stuff
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Bela Lugosi's Dad sent from my shoephone, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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ooooh, look at u and you're fancy propa spelleded words n shit!
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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Fuck You Sun On Sunday
NSFW
I made this!
Featuring much b3tanic work in time for Sunday's exciting launch.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Teh 'Dog V's Cat' battle is finally decided.........
You missed a bit there 'furball' :)
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jams is awaiting the coming of 'The Bacon Wig', Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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Mine do that whenever I lie of the sofa.
It's cute and all but one of them's 6kg and the 8kg i'm at risk of a broken rib or two.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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why is it "Teh"
and not just "The"?
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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I think he's being "l33t"....
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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Get it right, it's "1337"
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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Maybe on your servers..... n00b!
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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H/\X0RZ!
I'm calling an admin, you're so b&
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:20,
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b&?
Bampersand? Good word!
*Oh you are SO bampersand, mister!*
*clicks fingers like a gay hairdresser*
/relurks
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Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:18,
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hahaha
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:27,
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Good gym ad
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sinisterduck, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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MOOOOOOLE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
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SpunkyBackpack, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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^this
x 100,000
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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Still would
x100,000
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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mmmmm, ass nuts
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shitkicker, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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nudge nudge, wink wink
I would stick my WILLY *wink, wink* in her FANNY *wink, wink*... no what I mean *wink, wink*
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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Nice :)
Also I found out this Christmas that I can open walnut shells by hand.
Brazil nuts not so easy.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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You mean the two walnut method? Or just fist-clenching?
I have to use my teeth
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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Fist clenching using the other hand to apply more force.
Two walnut method?
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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Hold two walnuts in one hand, and squeeze them together like a bastard's testicles
One of them will crack quite easily, as they apply a large amount of pressure onto each other.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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That's quite a skill
I'd imagine there's chaps who'd pay highly for you to go to town on their nuts in that fashion.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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If you apply pressure at the "north and south poles" it causes them top start to split along the seem.
Hurts the hand a little but it's christmas and there's lots of brandy.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Deeez Nutssss
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Trying to explain debt to a Hun (Rangers in Debt)
Classic
Maybe NSFW for a few swearies
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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Fuck off
that is all.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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Well I thought that was amusing.
'workshy pie-eating fuckwit'
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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you also forgot
NSFW for massive bigotry and use of sectarian terms
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Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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hahaha.
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Cockweasle, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:32,
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Cheer yourself up with this interactive map
It allows you to see the extent of the effects of various nuclear warheads if detonated where you live.
(On a positive note, it does make North Korea seems a little less scary - you call that a nuke?)
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TownsendsPublisher, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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I have a very sturdy desk, i think i'll be ok.
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Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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I am a cockroach
I think I'll be OK
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SnowyTheRabbit, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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That is cool (in a wierd kinda way)
It would take 100,000,000 Megaton bomb to get rid of the UK so I'm happy ;)
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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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yeah
But Optimus Prime would well kick his ass before he got to the UK.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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Ey, That is true
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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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Clearly set up by the CIA
to goad terrorists into revealing their targets.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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That's perked me up,
assuming london is the target and i'm not at work.
It'll take a 100mt tsar bomb to give me a Third degree burn.
If I am at work it'll take a B-83 to ruffle my feathers.
Also... N-Korea? Ah bless.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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although the ensuing fallout would make you wish you were at ground zero...
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h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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Yay!
That's London done for (anything else is just collateral damage)
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TownsendsPublisher, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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I'm a little more worried about the Yanks now than previously.
Also, it's a good thing Russia isn't a corrupt state with criminals in charge or anything, then I'd be quite upset!
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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silly bugger
it had to happen sooner or later, given how close these nutters keep trying to get to the edge
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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incredible he came out alive though
balls of a thing with very large balls
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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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PEOPLE ARE AWESOME!!!*
*May not be true.
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Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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Lucky bastard
with a large amount of cool nerves thrown in.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Damn, lucky git
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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maybe his leg had just grow
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HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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Apparently sewing a couple of shell suits together and jumping a mountain is dangerous.
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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Especially on Bonfire Night.
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Dawn Of The Bread Is listening to the voices in your head., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:11,
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carrying a flaming Quran
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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eeesh
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h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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As of last week or thereabouts
He was still waiting for a skin graft so was still sitting about with exposed leg bones. Seems very jolly about it. Posted a lovely photo of said bones.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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o_O
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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Maybe
the sheer amount of GoPros affected his aerodynamics.
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krang, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Jazz FM Hacked with 'Porn Soundtrack'
NSFW
Which you can hear here, second section is VERY NSFW, but quite amusing:
radiofail.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/studio-porn-fail/
The first linky is a very SFW BBC report about it, BTW.
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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Sounds more like the DJ was having some fun with an intern and hit the wrong button in his frenzied state.
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Jolly Rogered, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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HA!!
Hadn't thought of that!
'Erm, yeh, I think we must've been hacked! *hides giant wobbly dildo*
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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It must get lonely sometimes being a DJ
But to *name* your giant wobbly dildo..?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Arf!
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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I wonder how long it will take for someone to match it up to an online movie - unless it was live radio, that is.
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chippy time travel agents, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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People jumping off and from, very high things and planes.
As usual for a vimeo vid, beautifully shot with loads of slo/mo and arty music. Not my bag but still....
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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To save DPing: An old PRAKTIKA camera commercial from the 80s
Its about two and a half minutes long, its not amusing just a bit odd and baffling.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1rmzzqGnJc&feature=player_embedded#!
NSFW because of the naked boobs and lesbian scene being watched by an owl from .40 seconds in. (true)
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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The title ("Experience Freedom")
had me (internally) singing "TRU-UST BODYFORMMM!" everytime I glimpsed it.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Always Ultra
As they had the wings didnt they?
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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Hey. I'm only just reporting what my subconscious is up to.
I'm just a spectator.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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Anyone noticed there's less adverts of this kind of thing but more for pee pads?
It's like some marketing sort released they can re-brand their products to be bought all month long and not just "angry week"
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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Adverts are tailored to programmes=
You're getting old.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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the women are all getting older
And the young girls now just get pregnant so dont get periods, or fuck about so much they have no pelvic muscles and a mary like a welly top.
Possibly.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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"angry week"?
Fucking ANGRY WEEK?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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Ive always called it 'cricket week'
As its the week the women get padded up, culminating in 'dolmio day'
But then I am childish and immature.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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You seem angry
...
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TownsendsPublisher, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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Its 'womans things'
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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Yeah, sorry:
"Angry fortnight" in your case.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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Sorry how about Rag week? Getting the painters in? Blob a job? Make your own kamikaze head band day? Shark baiting?
sorry
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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up on blocks
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Ah ha ha ha hoo ha!
That's great. I can see myself getting girl-punched before the week is out because of that phrase.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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Building site safety demo.
Not wearing hi-vis,steel toe hard hats.
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MaxineBasset WoofWoof, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:43,
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All kinds of awesome
Thats worth a click.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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That laughter is rather infectious
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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With no sound you just think 'idiots'
With the sound on it makes me want to do it.
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robneymcplum tonight Matthew, I'm going to be, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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This is quite impressive!!
What song is this? The answer is revealed about halfway through...
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more balanced than jeremy beadle wants a curry, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:31,
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Fuck disney.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:41,
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I agree
I was lucky enough to have parents who didn't like disney, so I was never subjected to any of their films. They are bastards and destroyers of good stories. I particularly dislike what they did to Winnie the Pooh amongst many others.
However, this does not detract from the fact that what the guy in the video has done is rather impressive!
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more balanced than jeremy beadle wants a curry, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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I agree.
Books were far more satisfying than watching Disney vids.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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Well, I liked it
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Wow!
How the crazy did he un-spin that egg??
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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any one here think that this will help the forces in afghanistan
some how i cant help but think that some one some where has got the whole idea about being out there to help all wrong.
call me old fashioned if you like but wouldnt not burning the koran * be better?
*other so called holy books are available from leading discount pound stores
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fluffybunnykiller no puctuation was hurt in the posting of this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:07,
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It doesnt help at all, but
I think those religious nutcases should get it into their thick skulls that their religion is not untouchable.
Think of how much other religions are lampooned, disrespected and parodied, yet you dont see vicars burning effegies and busting heads in violent protests when 'the life of brian' was made.
Ahh - who am i kidding? All religion is shit.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:15,
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who knows what vicars might do
if they lived in a country invaded by a foreign force
Maybe we'd start seeing suicide bomb Christians?
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:27,
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well it didnt happen when the germans invaded the rest of europe
in fact the vatican bent over double to help and then at the end to assist the germans on the escape routes out off europe
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fluffybunnykiller no puctuation was hurt in the posting of this, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:29,
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The Germans were also (nominally) a Christian people
If they'd been for example Jewish, then the reaction would have been rather different.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Nonsense
They act exactly the same way in our country and others. Granted, there are far less extremist nutters, but theyre still extremely protective of their religion. The ridiculous mohammed cartoon threats, for instance.
(its all getting a bit daily mail here)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:29,
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People should shit into the koran and also the daily mail.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Why haven't you been booked for "Question Time" already?
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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bit wierd how the headline metions that he raped him
but not killed and chopped him up into pieces...
Do you think that AK was on full-auto? The fella firing it would have a job getting those stains out!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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It was only a couple of shots, one in the back of the head and one in his spine.
We went over and took pics afterwards.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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What on earth were you doing there?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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the shooting
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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Work.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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Development work?
if so, we should talk
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18,
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Gaz me.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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(last picture) I love the doctor with his standard white coat and stethoscope. After smashing the back of the condemned man's head in with bullets, they'll need a doctor's verdict as to whether or not he's dead. Genius. *calls up Yemeni estate agent and packs suitcase*
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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WIthout reading the article:
I'm guessing the DM are broadly 'pro' this kind of thing, yes?
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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I think it's got a lot more to do with Islam being a relatively young religion.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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I've noticed this. The younger a religeon the more violently it'd defended.
Anyway arguing over Judaism, christianism, Islam is like arguing of which original starwars film was the best.
It's the same story carried over and slowly turned into shite by the George Lucas.
(scientology is the phantom menace btw)
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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"The History of God" by Karen Armstrong
is a book about religion I'd recommend. Her story is fairly interesting too. It's quite thorough & steadfastly objective.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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Really?
You really think that Armstrong is objective? She's not. She's engaged in a programme of making god nice, but she's still committed to theism and the ridiculous idea that all religions are basically fluffy, m'kaaay.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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Agreed.
Though I will say I found that "A History of God" is broadly objective, or at least her doing her best to be objective. Which considering her history & academic background I can appreciate.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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There is some mileage in your suggestion.
Thinking how Christians during the Crusades were violent bigots, but nowadays they just settle for being bigots.
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Pig Bodine, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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Let's not forget history here
The Crusaders were no more violent than the Muslims at the time, who in turn got as far as Vienna twice when they were invading Europe
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Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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but i'd like to think society as a whole is more advanced than it was back then
and silly make believe things like religion are not as important now.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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I'm never one to let the facts get in the way of my insolence.
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Pig Bodine, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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and cunty
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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Really?
It's older than Sikhism, and Sikhs are on the whole a pretty placid bunch...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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that carry daggers...
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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You don't know many sikhs do you?
I know many and there is nothing they enjoy more than a drink and a fight. They just keep it amongst themselves.
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shitkicker, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:49,
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You mean the religion for the warrior caste right?
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Amadeus Can't spell won't spell, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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That's utter bollocks
Younger to what? Buddhism? Hinduism? It even has it's roots in Christianity so what are you measuring it by?
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Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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No it doesn't.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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According to it's own mythology it does
But to much of a load of bollocks to get stressed about anyway
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Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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I can agree with this.
Totally.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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True!
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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Measured by when Islam was founded- early 7th century (without checking- I may be wrong)
The whole 'roots in' is a BIT ropey. Because then you'd have to start thinking about Sumerian oral histories &c.
Which is clearly 'utter bollocks'.
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:06,
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Having read to koran ...
... if there could be a way found to destroy every copy of it in existence it'd be a force for good. Most religious texts tend toward the bat-shit end of sanity, but it is a whole new level of bonkers
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TownsendsPublisher, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:33,
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Ahem,
burn every copy of that stupid pile of shit & put the vids on youtube.
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pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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or get the ebook version and delete
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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Blasphemy 2.0
I like it
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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Haha
i wonder how they would react to it?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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blow up their avatar
you'd hope
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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Hahaha
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Ah ha hoo ha!
officelol
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Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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Savages.
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zacherynuk SET BLASTER = A220 I7 D1 T2, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:40,
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The world will be safer when Islam gets a sense of humour...
I still think we should have a "Photoshop Mohammad" image challenge
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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You just want to see Rob burn don't you.....
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repooc is wondering why the damn thing won't work on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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See Rob burn a Koran?
Maybe...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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then we would have to launch a ginger jihad
a Gihad
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Some Cultural Marxist your children are racists, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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P-Tooo! Splut!
With a name like this, there must be a comic waiting to be made!
(Third paragraph....)
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bluestu, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:01,
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New Basic comic
I made this!
Now also available in electronic format.
Dig out your Sinclair Spectrum for the full effect.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:48,
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Very pretty
and anything with pirates AND dinosaurs in it certainly deserves a >click<
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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I had an idea:
I made this!
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chompedhomas, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:04,
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I think you need to
eat the blue pills now.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:56,
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Excellent
subtle and informative, a relaxing take on the subject matter
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wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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ha ha
you're meant to EAT bananas, you silly person :D
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softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18,
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