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This is a link post Buster Keaton at his finest
For me, this is comedy perfection. Great timing, hilarious slapstick moments and misdirection, and stunts that always have me thinking "hang on, someone actually did that!" 90% of the films made today aren't a touch on this.
Makes a change from people talking about that fat cunt, James Corden too.
(somehow shows as GC as well, but it was a while back and bears repeating)
EDIT - the real action kicks off at around the 2:00 mark if you want to skip to that.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright
but he's no James Corden.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And whats with the lack of bright colours?
He'll never stand the test of time like comedy leg end Noel Fielding will.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL LEGERRRNNND
HE'S SO RANDOM!!!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You're all correct.
How I could ever have imagine that Keaton could hold a flame to the likes of Corden, him off of Boosh, Will Mellor (surely a fellowship award beckons), that other waxy-faced cunt from Gavin and Stacey and that blonde twat from the BT Broadband advert and My Family, just goes to show how much I have to learn...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If only Michael McIntyre did stunts - he would be the greatest performer who ever lived.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post True
(ish). It would almost, almost make him as good as Brian Connelly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt
I knew Brian Connelly was shit when all my schoolmates thought that his punchline of "it's a puppeeeeet" was the apex of humour. What sort of fate awaits them in hell for causing me to doubt my own taste in humour at that age? Re-runs of all his Brian Dangerous skits?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He should be encouraged with word and gesture
Here, Michael. See if you can run through Kandahar with this burning Koran shoved up your arse.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Keaton, click from me.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Shite vid...
...sound doesn't work
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He broke his neck filming a stunt in the General
And finished the stunt anyway. Hard as nails
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Corden cuts Adele off
Not a Daily Mail link btw...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is he?
And who is she?

What are they both famous for?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post from my understanding
they are both Brits who have achieved fame by being slightly larger than your average person.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so just a couple of boring things then.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a pretty good singer, but a lot of her fame is attributed to her size
James Corden is...well he's a tosser to be honest.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He was on "Desert Island Discs"
on Sunday. I turned it off, but not before I got the urge to jump into the radio to smash his obnoxious face in. I always thought he was shite, but after that moment when he thought he was superior to Patrick Stewart, my feelings crystallised into proper hatred.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, Corden is still yet to display any discernible talent......

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Adele is apparently how the british like their pop stars...
Common, overweight and miserable.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Corden cuts Adele off"
....it's hell in the queue for Gregg's.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
*ex greggs employee*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmmm.....
Gregggs.....
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Coffee screen moment
To be honest, that's a fight worth televising
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post As longs it ends with James Fucking Corden's head being bog-washed
then I'd pay to watch.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I put ITV on at 9
And took me a few minutes to realise it wasnt 'the biggest loser' as I expected. It was just James Fucking Corden.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post disingenious to say the least...
producers for tv show, make presenter make sure it runs to schedule.

is what happened...

and its the only morsel of controversy at an awards show split 50/50 between brit school and x factor.

albarn reminded me why blur are a great STUDIO band.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Their first song in particular was horrible.

And I know bands often play their songs faster on stage, but Phil Daniels was clearly struggling to fit all his words into Parklife, shouting them without any inflection whatsoever just in order to keep up.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone take the Brits seriously?
Seriously?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not since we elected Cameron, no.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaaa, although it does sound a bit like a Stewart Lee "joke"
I can just see that fucking smug head wobble he does
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather hoping for a "Corden is a fat cunt"
without having to type it myself
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post The Incredible Plan.
By Max Boyce. In honour of my dad, whom, today, we will be chucking in t'ole. RIP mate.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news
Condolences.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Best wishes to you and yours

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that Dredd.
All best.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Condolences matey.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that
RIP mate
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sending lots of love
from Bristol. x
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bugger
Sorry to hear that mate :( Thoughts are with you + yours...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you know that if at time like this you can still find something to laugh about
and something funny that you both liked,then you must have some very funny memmorys of him and those will help you get through a tough day
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:47, Reply)
This is a link post Awkward First Kiss (extended version)
Ryan decided to save himself for marriage and held off from ever kissing a girl.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Kiss it..
Dont eat it..
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and what happens?
He gobbles the poor girl like an adolescent :/
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see the wedding night being like the sex record in Kentucky Fried Movie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8bYsJjqIpQ
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This is a normal post I love that movie

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to be a fly on the wall when they "do foreplay"
What's the betting he spunks up her nose?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha - I did a proper laugh at that

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post All Hail to the Mutha......
OOF!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post People need to stop doing that spinning guitar thing
It's not impressive, and you keep injuring your bandmates.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bassist thought it was funny..
I'd also wager that the guitar was worse for wear too.. Neck are not really designed to smash into peoples faces...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pow!
although I wish people would stop doing that "clip, repeat clip, repeat moment of impact 3 times, repeat clip with slight zoom and slo-mo" thing.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope - I'll give it a 3.5
after all, most of the energy was taken up by the mike stand
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The crowd noise
is surely worth a point extra...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Lino cut font on sweetie website I made this!
When setting up a new website (linkage) for Mrs Perkusfux, I created a Lino Cut font for using in animations and other bits of print. It took blinkin ages, but now I've done it, I'd gladly share it with other B3tans… Link to PSD file here: www.tucktuck.co.uk/images/logos/alphabet_sm.psd




Hope you like.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

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This is a normal post Oooo
       
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
     ANKER
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Just...
                                                      ?
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This is a normal post Get

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh, look at u and you're fancy propa spelleded words n shit!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck You Sun On Sunday NSFW I made this!
Featuring much b3tanic work in time for Sunday's exciting launch.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post Teh 'Dog V's Cat' battle is finally decided.........
You missed a bit there 'furball' :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine do that whenever I lie of the sofa.
It's cute and all but one of them's 6kg and the 8kg i'm at risk of a broken rib or two.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post why is it "Teh"
and not just "The"?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's being "l33t"....

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Get it right, it's "1337"

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe on your servers..... n00b!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post H/\X0RZ!
I'm calling an admin, you're so b&
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post b&?
Bampersand? Good word!

*Oh you are SO bampersand, mister!*
*clicks fingers like a gay hairdresser*

/relurks
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post Good gym ad

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post MOOOOOOLE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
x 100,000
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Still would
x100,000
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmm, ass nuts

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post nudge nudge, wink wink
I would stick my WILLY *wink, wink* in her FANNY *wink, wink*... no what I mean *wink, wink*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)
Also I found out this Christmas that I can open walnut shells by hand.
Brazil nuts not so easy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the two walnut method? Or just fist-clenching?
I have to use my teeth
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fist clenching using the other hand to apply more force.
Two walnut method?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hold two walnuts in one hand, and squeeze them together like a bastard's testicles
One of them will crack quite easily, as they apply a large amount of pressure onto each other.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite a skill
I'd imagine there's chaps who'd pay highly for you to go to town on their nuts in that fashion.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If you apply pressure at the "north and south poles" it causes them top start to split along the seem.
Hurts the hand a little but it's christmas and there's lots of brandy.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Deeez Nutssss

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a link post Trying to explain debt to a Hun (Rangers in Debt)
Classic
Maybe NSFW for a few swearies
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
that is all.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I thought that was amusing.
'workshy pie-eating fuckwit'
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you also forgot
NSFW for massive bigotry and use of sectarian terms
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.

(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post Cheer yourself up with this interactive map
It allows you to see the extent of the effects of various nuclear warheads if detonated where you live.

(On a positive note, it does make North Korea seems a little less scary - you call that a nuke?)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a very sturdy desk, i think i'll be ok.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I am a cockroach
I think I'll be OK
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That is cool (in a wierd kinda way)
It would take 100,000,000 Megaton bomb to get rid of the UK so I'm happy ;)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
But Optimus Prime would well kick his ass before he got to the UK.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ey, That is true

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly set up by the CIA
to goad terrorists into revealing their targets.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's perked me up,
assuming london is the target and i'm not at work.
It'll take a 100mt tsar bomb to give me a Third degree burn.

If I am at work it'll take a B-83 to ruffle my feathers.

Also... N-Korea? Ah bless.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post although the ensuing fallout would make you wish you were at ground zero...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Problem solved
nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?lat=35.696111&lng=51.423055999999974&zm=2&kt=2000000000
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
That's London done for (anything else is just collateral damage)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a little more worried about the Yanks now than previously.
Also, it's a good thing Russia isn't a corrupt state with criminals in charge or anything, then I'd be quite upset!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Jeb Corliss Crashing into Table Mountain at 120mph
SEALYRON
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post silly bugger
it had to happen sooner or later, given how close these nutters keep trying to get to the edge
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post incredible he came out alive though
balls of a thing with very large balls
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post PEOPLE ARE AWESOME!!!*
*May not be true.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky bastard
with a large amount of cool nerves thrown in.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, lucky git

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe his leg had just grow

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently sewing a couple of shell suits together and jumping a mountain is dangerous.

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This is a normal post Especially on Bonfire Night.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post carrying a flaming Quran

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post eeesh

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post As of last week or thereabouts
He was still waiting for a skin graft so was still sitting about with exposed leg bones. Seems very jolly about it. Posted a lovely photo of said bones.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post o_O

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
the sheer amount of GoPros affected his aerodynamics.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Jazz FM Hacked with 'Porn Soundtrack' NSFW
Which you can hear here, second section is VERY NSFW, but quite amusing:

radiofail.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/studio-porn-fail/

The first linky is a very SFW BBC report about it, BTW.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds more like the DJ was having some fun with an intern and hit the wrong button in his frenzied state.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!!
Hadn't thought of that!

'Erm, yeh, I think we must've been hacked! *hides giant wobbly dildo*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It must get lonely sometimes being a DJ
But to *name* your giant wobbly dildo..?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I wonder how long it will take for someone to match it up to an online movie - unless it was live radio, that is.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post People jumping off and from, very high things and planes.
As usual for a vimeo vid, beautifully shot with loads of slo/mo and arty music. Not my bag but still....
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post To save DPing: An old PRAKTIKA camera commercial from the 80s
Its about two and a half minutes long, its not amusing just a bit odd and baffling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1rmzzqGnJc&feature=player_embedded#!

NSFW because of the naked boobs and lesbian scene being watched by an owl from .40 seconds in. (true)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The title ("Experience Freedom")
had me (internally) singing "TRU-UST BODYFORMMM!" everytime I glimpsed it.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Always Ultra
As they had the wings didnt they?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey. I'm only just reporting what my subconscious is up to.
I'm just a spectator.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone noticed there's less adverts of this kind of thing but more for pee pads?
It's like some marketing sort released they can re-brand their products to be bought all month long and not just "angry week"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Adverts are tailored to programmes=
You're getting old.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the women are all getting older
And the young girls now just get pregnant so dont get periods, or fuck about so much they have no pelvic muscles and a mary like a welly top.

Possibly.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "angry week"?
Fucking ANGRY WEEK?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive always called it 'cricket week'
As its the week the women get padded up, culminating in 'dolmio day'

But then I am childish and immature.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem angry
...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Its 'womans things'

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, sorry:
"Angry fortnight" in your case.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry how about Rag week? Getting the painters in? Blob a job? Make your own kamikaze head band day? Shark baiting?
sorry
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post up on blocks

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This is a normal post Ah ha ha ha hoo ha!
That's great. I can see myself getting girl-punched before the week is out because of that phrase.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Building site safety demo.
Not wearing hi-vis,steel toe hard hats.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post All kinds of awesome
Thats worth a click.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That laughter is rather infectious

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post With no sound you just think 'idiots'
With the sound on it makes me want to do it.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a link post This is quite impressive!!
What song is this? The answer is revealed about halfway through...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck disney.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
I was lucky enough to have parents who didn't like disney, so I was never subjected to any of their films. They are bastards and destroyers of good stories. I particularly dislike what they did to Winnie the Pooh amongst many others.

However, this does not detract from the fact that what the guy in the video has done is rather impressive!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
Books were far more satisfying than watching Disney vids.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I liked it

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
How the crazy did he un-spin that egg??
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post any one here think that this will help the forces in afghanistan
some how i cant help but think that some one some where has got the whole idea about being out there to help all wrong.
call me old fashioned if you like but wouldnt not burning the koran * be better?






*other so called holy books are available from leading discount pound stores
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesnt help at all, but
I think those religious nutcases should get it into their thick skulls that their religion is not untouchable.
Think of how much other religions are lampooned, disrespected and parodied, yet you dont see vicars burning effegies and busting heads in violent protests when 'the life of brian' was made.

Ahh - who am i kidding? All religion is shit.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post who knows what vicars might do
if they lived in a country invaded by a foreign force

Maybe we'd start seeing suicide bomb Christians?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post well it didnt happen when the germans invaded the rest of europe
in fact the vatican bent over double to help and then at the end to assist the germans on the escape routes out off europe
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The Germans were also (nominally) a Christian people
If they'd been for example Jewish, then the reaction would have been rather different.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense
They act exactly the same way in our country and others. Granted, there are far less extremist nutters, but theyre still extremely protective of their religion. The ridiculous mohammed cartoon threats, for instance.

(its all getting a bit daily mail here)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post People should shit into the koran and also the daily mail.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why haven't you been booked for "Question Time" already?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post When I watched this it was hailed by the spectators as the best justice eva because the koran said so:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197900/Justice-Yemen-style-Paedophile-raped-boy-11-shot-head-hundreds-spectators.html
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post bit wierd how the headline metions that he raped him
but not killed and chopped him up into pieces...

Do you think that AK was on full-auto? The fella firing it would have a job getting those stains out!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It was only a couple of shots, one in the back of the head and one in his spine.
We went over and took pics afterwards.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What on earth were you doing there?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post the shooting

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Work.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Development work?
if so, we should talk
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz me.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
(last picture) I love the doctor with his standard white coat and stethoscope. After smashing the back of the condemned man's head in with bullets, they'll need a doctor's verdict as to whether or not he's dead. Genius. *calls up Yemeni estate agent and packs suitcase*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post WIthout reading the article:
I'm guessing the DM are broadly 'pro' this kind of thing, yes?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's got a lot more to do with Islam being a relatively young religion.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I've noticed this. The younger a religeon the more violently it'd defended.
Anyway arguing over Judaism, christianism, Islam is like arguing of which original starwars film was the best.

It's the same story carried over and slowly turned into shite by the George Lucas.

(scientology is the phantom menace btw)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "The History of God" by Karen Armstrong
is a book about religion I'd recommend. Her story is fairly interesting too. It's quite thorough & steadfastly objective.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
You really think that Armstrong is objective? She's not. She's engaged in a programme of making god nice, but she's still committed to theism and the ridiculous idea that all religions are basically fluffy, m'kaaay.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
Though I will say I found that "A History of God" is broadly objective, or at least her doing her best to be objective. Which considering her history & academic background I can appreciate.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There is some mileage in your suggestion.
Thinking how Christians during the Crusades were violent bigots, but nowadays they just settle for being bigots.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's not forget history here
The Crusaders were no more violent than the Muslims at the time, who in turn got as far as Vienna twice when they were invading Europe
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post but i'd like to think society as a whole is more advanced than it was back then
and silly make believe things like religion are not as important now.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm never one to let the facts get in the way of my insolence.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and cunty

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
It's older than Sikhism, and Sikhs are on the whole a pretty placid bunch...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that carry daggers...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't know many sikhs do you?
I know many and there is nothing they enjoy more than a drink and a fight. They just keep it amongst themselves.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean the religion for the warrior caste right?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's utter bollocks
Younger to what? Buddhism? Hinduism? It even has it's roots in Christianity so what are you measuring it by?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No it doesn't.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post According to it's own mythology it does
But to much of a load of bollocks to get stressed about anyway
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I can agree with this.
Totally.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post True!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Measured by when Islam was founded- early 7th century (without checking- I may be wrong)
The whole 'roots in' is a BIT ropey. Because then you'd have to start thinking about Sumerian oral histories &c.
Which is clearly 'utter bollocks'.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Having read to koran ...
... if there could be a way found to destroy every copy of it in existence it'd be a force for good. Most religious texts tend toward the bat-shit end of sanity, but it is a whole new level of bonkers
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem,
burn every copy of that stupid pile of shit & put the vids on youtube.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post or get the ebook version and delete

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Blasphemy 2.0
I like it
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
i wonder how they would react to it?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post blow up their avatar
you'd hope
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha hoo ha!
officelol
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Savages.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The world will be safer when Islam gets a sense of humour...
I still think we should have a "Photoshop Mohammad" image challenge
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You just want to see Rob burn don't you.....

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post See Rob burn a Koran?
Maybe...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post then we would have to launch a ginger jihad
a Gihad
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post P-Tooo! Splut!
With a name like this, there must be a comic waiting to be made!

(Third paragraph....)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:01, Reply)
This is a link post New Basic comic I made this!
Now also available in electronic format.

Dig out your Sinclair Spectrum for the full effect.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Very pretty
and anything with pirates AND dinosaurs in it certainly deserves a >click<
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a link post I had an idea: I made this!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you need to
eat the blue pills now.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
subtle and informative, a relaxing take on the subject matter
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
you're meant to EAT bananas, you silly person :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

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