What the fuck?
Getting beaten by the French. Come on team GB, your country expects.
( atdotslash is owed money by your Mum, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)

The South Korean's were a bit of a surprise on that that list
Perhaps they are a bit stressed about imminent Nuclear armageddon or something
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)

*clicks on 'Other'
What the hell are they drinking in Uganda?!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)

the colder more northerly countries drink more
who'd of thought it
( Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:36, Reply)

^innit!
I was in Marrakech last year & it was HOT- & as a consequence the last thing I wanted was booze. Chilled or otherwise.
( Tab Hunter The World is Burning, Let's Masturbate, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I wouldn't worry
we perform far better on a per capita basis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita
( nivosargh is OLD, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:44, Reply)

nah that's down to the crap indexing
sort it and have a look at the bottom of the list.
( slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:09, Reply)

As long as we retain our lead on teen pregnancy, I'm happy.

(Zachariah Flundles gleetingly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:36, Reply)

Hmph..
Next person to use the phrase 'team gb' in ANY context gets poked in the eye.
( Kung_Fu_Russ diddled your mum on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:43, Reply)

england expects that every man will do his duty
scotland expects to get thrashed at sport
( solletico sniffed a pock of pockled poppers on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:53, Reply)

nice to see the Merkins still being puritanical about drink

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:59, Reply)

Ha! plucky Nepal are beating them

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:03, Reply)