A koran was burned today.
I'm going to riot and kill loads of people.
(pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Ha!
I dare you to draw a picture of Mohammed on it too!
(DeSade - The pile of shit has a thousand eyes., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)

and nail it to an upside down cross

( slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)

For the record...
These are the official US Army guidelines, published in 2006 training manuals issued to servicemen
Handling the Qur’an
Anyone who touches the Qur’an must have clean hands.
Keep Qur’ans out of latrines.
Keep the Qur’ans off the floor.
Use a cloth or plastic dustcover for the Qur’an when not in use.
Muslims will keep Qur’an texts on the highest bookcase shelf.
Place nothing on top of the Qur’an.
Prior to reading the Qur’an, Muslims will often recite the following, "I seek refuge in God from Satan, the rejected enemy [of mankind]."
When reading while sitting on the floor Muslims, place the text on a book rest or holder. If no holder is available, hold the Qur’an above the lap or waist.
(DeSade - The pile of shit has a thousand eyes., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Keep Qur’ans out of latrines?
What if you run out?
( TownsendsPublisher, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Then you're fucked...
Because now you no longer have clean hands to hold your Quran...
(DeSade - The pile of shit has a thousand eyes., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I'd hate to see the regulations for handling a Bible then!

( BrokenCoccyx pees out his penis and poops out his poopis, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Hocus pocus.

(pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Yeah, sounds about right.
Wass'yer point?
( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)

So you can't stack them?
Also, it doesn't say anything along the lines of "And for fuck's sake don't burn them unless you want a riot on your hands"
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:34, Reply)

*burns embassy*

( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:21, Reply)

rn m
( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

stop picking on koreans you cunt
(selcouth, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:27, Reply)

LACIST!

(pissflaps., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

If I won the lottery, I'd get myself one of those ex-Cold War bunkers
Then I'd set up a printer to continually feed copies of the Koran into a fire.

Then I'd stream it 24/7 online.
( Lord of Teh 9 meh, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Amen Brother!

(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:36, Reply)

I kind of want to start a tumblr
and just fill it with things like this
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)