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This is a link post From just over forty four years ago...
... Mike Oldfield and friends perform all of Tubular Bells, side one, live in a BBC studio. Public service broadcasting at its best... if you like a bunch of beardy blokes noodling. Which I do.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Nine Inch Noels Xmas Medley

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This need to go bacterial infection.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
The queasiness overtook me at 0.45.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post just some Russians playing Rammstein

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This is a normal post Pleasing to tee the conductor mouthing the words.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure that was Rammstein?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post The Human Santapede
Merry Christmas, mofos


(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd have to stoop pretty low to publish this.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing St. Nick is all grown up.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike that underage reindeer.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:47, Reply)
This is a link post My new Christmas Text Adventure Game I made this!
A sequel to the game I made last year...which seemed to go down well around these parts. Relatively short and casual in the old parser style (but hopefully with less frustrating 'hunt the word' involved!)

You find my other games here: textadventures.co.uk/user/view/miyjcc_ft0kagw7ynwd4jw/necrodeath
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Heterospecific sexual behaviours performed by Japanese Macaques
towards Sika deer
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post So in Japan even the animals are messed up sexually?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes in Japan they are very small minded when it comes to sika

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
and the raccoon dogs experience the Mariko Aoki phenomenonon regularly.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially octopuses.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet when I try that with the reindeer in Churchill Square...

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want a bag with that dear? Or try the spastics. (Sorry League of Gentlemen night).

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post CaC?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Command and Conquer?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah :(

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to film thing.
Point camera everywhere but thing.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You would be surprised
just how many people who call themselves camera operators cannot follow simple directions like "Do not track the actor as they walk off set." We had that one time making a short film.

We actually had to send him out of the room because he was completely unable to stop himself tracking the subject as they walked out of shot.

Someone who does not claim to be skilled at operating a camera will always amaze me if they manage to produce footage at all. Even if it does not show anything, just that they knew where the button was to start recording is impressive.

The more people I meet, the more I need to drink.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Meet me for a drink and all your worrys will worth it

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post And film thing in portrait

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post and now for di news in pidgin


How net neutrality palava fit change how you dey use internet

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Meessa no likey-day.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard about this on BBC WS
it doesn't disappoint
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats the deal with all this Pidgin?
Its freaking me out!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Could it be ? a job i can do to the best of my abilitys?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post how many times must they have been shat on before they got the ladder out?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...fuck wildlife.
...with the plastics in the sea thing and the recent genetically modified rats...if they ever learn to talk to each other we're fucked.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the extraordinary effort involved that amazes me
Imagine being so attached to your car that you'd do this. The FEWMING trip to B&Q to buy it all must have been something to behold.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuming trips to b&q are the best.
Ain't no cunt putting their rubbish in mah bins the day after collection day no more, no how.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuming trips to the end of his driveway was speciality for Dummy out the pram man

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a drive, so nyah.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum, MUUUM that man put his finger in a rudey Muuuuum

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love all outraged the 'but where will the wildlife live' posts.
I don't know - another tree? The other side of the same fucking tree that isn't spiked?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post suspect he ideally wants to see them in nextdoor's tree shitting on their Lexus
They've got a dovecote or something which consumes his every waking thought
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what breadcrumbs are for.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
it's amazing what sickens people isnt it?
what would these people do if something truly sickening happened to them.
like an unflushed toilet or fox wee on their garden wall, or genocide or something?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We went through the family tree a few years ago and what we found sickend our neighbors
a long time before i was borne apparently we had some blacks in our family tree, until a neighbour said it was wrong and we should be ashamed of behvior, as they cut them down
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Photo is upside down.
Those are icicles.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing perseverance
I don't get all the vitriol, we're not exactly short on trees
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Or pigeon shit Bristol I'd full of the dirty filthy little shit makers, oh and pigeons aswell

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post In Sheffield they're just cutting all the trees down. Trufax.

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This is a link post Siberian Floof! (Warning, Bored Panda clickbait type stuff)
But it's floof, embrace the floof.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Bird killers
You see Floof, I see bird genocide.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, put one of those up that -^ fucking tree.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts, the lot of them.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, she's married.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post C!=F
CaC
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Wheel of fortune

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This is a normal post Ha ha

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This is a normal post Fuck i still spelt that wrong :-{

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not remotely fake or glasscock then.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wheel of racism

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This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu8giYLHU9g
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post If you're not feeling seasonal yet I made this!
I have put together an hour's worth of Christmas tunes on Mixcloud.

Hope you all have a great Christmas and a happy new year!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as sensual not seasonal
Puts a bit of a different spin on things.
Sorry, not awake, too many kids in the house on the weekend.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1355275
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post ^

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few extra slam songs here you forgot to include
NSFW.

500hoursoffisting.bandcamp.com/releases
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Christmas Flobbit

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post Right now this consitutes something to look forward to - being liquified instead of cremated
Exciting new way of disposing of the dead that uses way less energy than a gas oven. I'm all for it.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "We donít think the public will like the idea.Ē
if you asked the public, they wouldn't like the idea of putting shit and piss into 'the water supply'
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it sounds like fun!
Edit: only drawback is less fun choosing songs for the ceremony. Arthur Brown's Fire was one I always had a soft spot for. Burn Baby Burn, Disco Inferno was another.

Spirit In The Sky? Liquid In The Drain more like...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post take me to the river?
Orinoco Flow?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Handel's water music?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post anything by wet wet wet

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Midnight Drain to Georgia?
A Boy Named Sewage?
Is You Is Or Effluent My Baby?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sump up the volume?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Up around the u-bend
by Creedence Queerwater Revival
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Liquified & Ancient, KLF

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Neil Young - After the Gold Flush

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything on Smoothie FM

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fast and Sluice

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This is a normal post little red culvert

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Waste Trap by the Boomtown Rats

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of possibilities
Nirvana - Drain You, Liquify by Nanochrist, Boz Scaggs - It all went down the drain, The Animals - Melt Down.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Still using a quarter of the energy and produces quite a bit of waste.
Why not just wrap the bodies up in chicken wire, attach weights and drop them in the the North Sea?

We can cut a finger off if people want a keepsake.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Less of a viking funeral
and more of a Glasgow Gangster send-off.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't beat tradition in these emotionally charged moments.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't people think of the worms!?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post on the plus side, it sounds like you'd be able to request the deceased's full skeleton
So Halloween's about to get a lot better
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this, fertiliser is an obvious choice
people often plant trees over cremated ashes, just give the family a bucket instead of an urn and you've got a lovely starter for a plum tree :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So that little jenny can have a bit of her dad in her mouth again?

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Jenny always loved daddy's plums in her mouth tbf

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair Daddy did like to share the fruits between his favorite daughters

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This is a normal post What's wrong with chucking them down a mineshaft?
There must be loads available up North. Need to get rid of Granny? Down the hole she goes. Zero energy usage so it's even greener.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:46, Reply)
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I believe this is the preferred method in Mexico now?
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This is a normal post So the Acid bath murderist was way ahead of the times and got punished for forward thinking.

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This is a link post "...it is not a currency... it is a platform of trust..."
Presented at the Singularity University's Innovation Partnership Program (IPP), this is an entry level talk about bitcoin by Andreas Antonopoulos.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The Singularity University...
Yeah right, vapid fluff
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post more of a pyramid of manipulation if you ask me
which, of course, you didn't
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a fucking Ponzi Scheme at this point
They're going up in value, but that value isn't backed by anything. People are investing massive amounts without understanding what they're buying into. There will inevitably be a panic, and the last one left holding their Bitcoins loses.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a ponzi scheme.
and no disrespect intended, but people calling it one don't know what they're talking about.

It's a highly volatile trading vehicle where it's possible to make a serious amount of money as long as you never invest anything you cannot afford to lose completely.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a trading vehicle
You're not trading anything of intrinsic worth. This is gambling, pure and simple.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's worth and/or value
is a product of its complexity and utilization.

Gold wasn't much use prior to PCBs other than it didn't tarnish and was fairly malleable.

Most things only have intrinsic worth by common consent, Bitcoin is no different, and this and other alt currencies will become much more mainstream in the coming years.

It is a bit of a gamble, but it's the same gamble any early adopters take. It's more about the patience in waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Gold wasn't much use?
Apart from its decorative properties of course. It was prized highly enough for that for people to kill each other for it.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post because it's shiny
and.......er.....that's it.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a Ponzi scheme
but everything else you say seems fair. It's more like the new tulip!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing like that either.

I'd suggest looking into it with more detail.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The preview looked like Steve McDonald dancing awkwardly, disappointed again and I really need better glasses

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I got bored
Whats his point? He takes ages getting to it, if ever
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post All currency is based on trust.
Without it it's just bits of paper and metal with pretty pictures on.

See also diamonds. The value would plummet if Russia put their reserves on the market.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhhsh you will ruin Putin's big reveal

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 17:15 - "I have complete and total authority over my Bitcoin."
"It cannot be seized..."

Bullshit. Mt Gox was the most famous one, but there have been far more incidents of Bitcoins going missing than that.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That depends where you keep them.

It's like blaming 'money' for leaving your wallet on the bar and finding it's missing ten minutes later.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't change the fact that they were stolen.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it doesn't

But cash is absolutely more stealable and completely untraceable unless you happen to write down all the serial numbers of the tenners in your wallet and ask around all the shops to keep an eye out for them.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Simon May (the bloke what wrote the Eastenders theme)
also wrote a Christmas carol.

...the well may have run dry...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post God would absolutely love this.
I hope He has seen it.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny
Funny
Visit website happy wheels full game,play right now!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hullo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How is it that spam site has only 1 ad to block and 3 trackers?
Whilst B3ta as 28 ads blocked and 2 trackers?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Um YouTube vids, external links. Etc etc

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post AI is learning not to create a new post on b3ta
impressive
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This is a normal post I read that in lol star wars voice

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No ta.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Old man makes noodles

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post puts my chicken and leek pie to shame

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
What is cooking?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty much exactly how I always make my noodles.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great asmr video
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to google what asmr was
but once I did, I found myself agreeing.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wank sound at 6:00
I remember hearing that exact sound coming from my housemates bedroom back in 2003
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post 1988 super intense energy showdown
aw fuck its a GC from 2013. Oh well good for a laugh anyway
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, there were clearly no gay guys in the USA in the '80s...

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This is a normal post not even at 1:28

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You obviously didn't make it as far as 4:40...

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
Congratulations making it that far, you must have been raw
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic
A party of epileptics given too much caffeine and sugar.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post one of my favourite gif sources right there

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post But what does he look like now?
has kept slim trim and healthy, or is he skinny gaunt and wracked with th bad aids? Or maybe he is into leatherman stag with his big bush moustache that he needs to use grecian2000 on?
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This is a normal post It did cross my mind what they might all look like now

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Insert avereage American here

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there enough space
To do that?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
the cocaine was better back then
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
6:21 The lean forward laugh to get on camera.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ - can you imagine the stench in that studio
under all those hot lights? - I bet they were pucking in the audience after about 15 minutes
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot lights hot tights
Gusset smelling heaven.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Lance Armstrongís Livestrong says the sponsors drink is good.
www.livestrong.com/article/309079-the-pros-cons-of-crystal-light-drink/

Probably a nudge nudge wink wink meaning itís pure EPO mixed with amphetamines.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Twins on a vibration plate

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Do the truffle shuffle
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-goonies-director-reveals-the-truth-behind-the-truffle-shuffle-10488093.html
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *howling laughter*
*howling laughter*
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Mail
Video
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Och aye

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They like their cake

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post By the pallet.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:12, Reply)
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Racist fat shaming...just what we have come to expect from the DailyFail. Disgusting, would not watch again C ---
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
That looks like fun.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that is actually fascinating

(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Little known factoid
Micheal J Fox once tried this and to help counter act the shakes
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Lehs Chreesmess (ih Yaveyu Mi Harn)
The real terribleness starts at 8:30, but basically any point in the video is torture enough.


(bonus mega glass cock: the original Ken Lee)
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post Christine Keeler
Skatelites. Played at her funeral. Well they would, wouldn't they?
(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Psssstttt...
That was Mandy Rice-Davies
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This is a normal post pffft

(, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll Keeler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-WLGjv7dU
(, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 4:11, Reply)

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