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This is a link post FIRE!

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD80omqj2f4&spfreload=10
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 1:57, Reply)
This is a link post Technical Information for heathens. lol NSFW

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post This radio show is only on for the next hour.
The DJ has the most amazing voice. Marlene Dietrich comes to mind.

stream.franc-lr.fr:8000/radiocampus

It ends at 21:00. Also, I want to marry her voice!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post My tin of new season Surströmming has arrived. I've decided to try it based on this chap's less hysterical review:
(Anyone tried it?)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't look bad.
Good luck.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I would not want that particular tin
it looked bulged out on the top in the first views, that normally is not a good sign for tinned food although for that particular dish it may be normal.

edit : after watching more it seem that is normal. Fuck that.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've nevr tried it,
but if it's anything like pla ra (fermented fish with rice bran) then it smells like the Satan's anus but tastes fantastic.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! Where in the world might one find pla ra?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thailand.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Klingon Homeworld
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You tossed Satan's salade?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post We were discussing rank foods in the office today and this stuff was mentioned.
Also is the ying yang fish. Which is basically a deep fried live fish that you eat while it's still moving.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one you have to open outside
With an air rifle?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/worstsex/post82235/
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Christ on a bike.
Mrs Varmint will be well away from the tin opening I have been told in no uncertain terms.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post literally crying with laughter right now!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
my sides!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha fuck!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus !
ha ha ha ha literally gagging at that
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate when that happens.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you have hair before you opened that tin? Just asking I've heard the smell/stench/odour/fumes can do bad things to people.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That bloke isn't me. Haven't opened the tin yet.
Mrs V has just seen the tin in the fridge and is skirting around it like it was an unexploded bomb. Which it is, I suppose.

I'm sure the smell has limb-rotting potential.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I spoke to a Norwegian who said

"You get a sudden hit of garbage, which then turns to raw sewage. It's disgusting. So disgusting you need to try it to understand something could taste so bad".
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks like he's getting through his bucket list.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:50, Reply)
This is a link post CDC News Update - Bing breaks 3PPB Rule!
Proper artwork being used on the Bing Search home page.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Long before the invention of drone-mounted cameras, English Nature as it was,
published a glossy full-page gatefold leaflet espousing the virtues on the clean water and beaches in the South West, and the cover featured an aerial view of a beach with lots of sunbathers. On closer inspection these were naked sunbathers - EN had managed to get an aerial shot of one the only naturist beaches in the area. 50,000 leaflets.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post More logs!
Noting that I'm not the only timber nerd around, you'll love this guy.
He makes sculptural tables out of stumps from the shoreline and does many other logging related stuff. This was my go to channel during a bout of stress and anxiety related insomnia a couple of years ago. I like this as much at PrimTech, and that's saying something.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *logs out*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That answers the question as to how he gets the first flat cut.
Interesting vid.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a great channel
You should check some of the others.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post 'Presidente Donaldo' I made this!
It seemed to fit the current presidency so well :P
The 80's animation sequence is from a show called Aubrey.
I just edited the text...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
i lick
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Cancer survivor honored to throw out first pitch at Boston Red Sox Game
Memorable night for all.


(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.
But who is this a photo of?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it Moby?

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post Heathens need to learn about Pastafarianism.
Meme malignancy
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post All my friends are heathens, take it slow.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought kids in my day were shit idiots.
They've got shitter and idioter.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel dumber
for having watched this, getting dumber by the second. The guy that made this is like a twat, trying to call out other twats for being more cunty than him
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Four minutes in and I haven't got a fucking clue what he's going on about.

(, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Neil young goes into record store and hassles employee after discovering bootleg of himself

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have access to youtube at work, but I'm going to like this purely in principle and because Neil Young is a whack job who amuses me

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What job allows access to b3ta but not to YouTube?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I get homepage, image challenge and qotw, but links and main board are borked as pron

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's old footage, but he turned up to so many of his gigs absolutely steaming drunk or ripped out his tits on heroin, including the one I went to, that he could barely function at all, so I reckon what he should do is...
fucking reimburse the paying fans he ripped off.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly...
...Mr. Young hadn't made enough money from actually performing to overdose properly, hence his need to pursue his intellectual property rights to an undoubtedly high quality sound recording from of one of those shows.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post young never touched heroin
drunk, possibly, stoned on pot, probably, though he had a reputation for delivering a hard working long live set so you must have caught him on a bad day. I caught him in Vancouver in 95 or 96, and he was in fine form
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post It's mildly interesting and slightly surprising repurposing fact Thursday.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's both mildly interesting and slightly surprising.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what were you googling to stumble across that?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard you did

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right? From who?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I read it on the wall above the urinals in a pub of ill repute.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You could read it all the way up there from down on your knees?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to stand up eventually.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a right tumbthumper, aren't you.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF a tumbthumper?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll thump anything if the money's right

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I am truly impressed by the light grey text on white background that makes it interesting, slightly surprising, and impossible to read

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
I live near Oval and these railings always struck me as odd so glad to have an explanation now.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Got some down near my gaf
People must have been pretty fun-sized back in oldentimes.



https://goo.gl/maps/q7RWehSfDCx
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating.
I've been going past these every day:
https://goo.gl/zFF8r2
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 22:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Face of Gordon I made this!
I love the face of Gordon Brown
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
how topical!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice lurking
Hello elder.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello :)
*legs it back to the pits*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you just come out of interstellar hibernation?
Welcome to our curious planet.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this cheery little ditty
has cheered me up all day
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post A song about middle England
GC of 6 years vintage
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Linda Jardim was also a vocalist on Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post B3TA'ns wanted to race as a pop star looking nag
If any fellow B3TAn's out there in and around London, want to take part in the gloriously daft race this year (Dec 10th - Greenwich), we have now opened registration for entries. The theme is rock/pop icons (and will include such Iconic nags as The Gee Gees, Maredonna, BeybonceNeigh, etc.) All money raised going directly to 'Youcan' Youth Cancer Support. Hope some of you lot can make it this year.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post A guy on a buffalo
I don't know. Ive woken up with a hangover in Wales
Morning folks.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post For real in Wales?
Just like Florida, but without the sunshine.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot about this!
Funny stuff.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post aye, 'tis that

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post what??
why don't I know about this?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Personally I think Madeleine Jimmy Saville McCann is a gorgeous name!

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid cunts
arguing the ashes of their stupid and crap marriage through the courts. No doubt the child will combine the nightmare qualities of each parent.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Life's like that
Complicated
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
Is that what you do when you disagree with someone? Drag them through the courts possibly - despite a crackdown using legal aid to argue the toss).
what actually is your point? In what world is this sane use of the court's time?#It's not complicated, it's stupid people wasting the court's time over their petty marital failure.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodness, the fewm
And LEGAL AID TOO. Despite the fact it's not mentioned in the article
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I mentioned legal aid
because the mrs used to work in family law and attended many cases where the couples argued over total shit w entirely at the tax payers' expense. Most divorces barely touch the courts. there are tears and rows and some difficult conversations in solicitors offices and then you sign a deal and behave like grown ups. Not in this instance obviously.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the closest you've come to combat Ann?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He spent fifteen minutes with Warhol one time.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fascinating
I really think I'm learning something this morning.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It lightens my soul
to know that most divorces do not end up in the courts. I had assumed otherwise.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's frankly mad to let a divorce get to court
The only winners are the lawyers. If someone you love says 'not for me anymore' then you win nothing by trying to make their life harder.. It completely justifies their decision.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to pour petrol over your lovers' tiff, but other articles mention "thousands in legal aid being wasted" here.
....Still, this IS Lincolnshire so the little fucker's not actually going to be able to read, so the middle name's a moot point, shirley?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 middle names, the best-known celebrity paedophiles, purely for "teh lulz"

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to agree with you, Mike Rowe.

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Cliff's in trouble

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Difficult tree felling job
I thought I had fully depleted youtube's stock of tree surgery/logging/milling videos but then this popped up.
Not for everyone, I'll grant you. It's a bit long and not that much action, but the chap seems very nice and the story is good.
If you share my addiction, gaz me - I have loads of awesome tree videos in my 'like' list.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shitty old rotten tree!
I like his MO though.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a horror.
You can see how bad it is even at the top. And respect for not reneging on the contract.
But I just like his style - I wonder how he ended up being a tree surgeon in the Pac NW - probably just figured 'where are there lots of big fucking trees?'
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm handy with a chainsaw and can drop bar and a half diameter trees
but engaged a contractor to drop a huge rotten beech tree. Once the crown was off it was obvious that there was, in effect, a 70' rotten wooden drainpipe left to deal with. The bloke doing the work had a contemplative sit, and steadily made himself a neat rolly. "Is that to steady your nerves before you go back up?" I asked. He replied "No, it's for afterwards because I'll be shaking too much to roll a cigarette".

He did a stupendous job, just magic to see him tackle such a nasty tree.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one. That's proper 3am courage/dark humour
As my tree surgeon mate likes to observe in his cups 'if you make you living with a chainsaw in your hands, you die with a chainsaw in your hands'.
I have three - the 40cm bar petrol is a bitch to start but the ancient withered repair man just looks at the fucker and off it goes. The smaller petrol (I forget the bar, it's that old but probably 18 inches) is lovely. But my goto these days is electric. Kids, remember to use a cut-out when using electric cutting equipment.
I have some lovely trees - including - sadly necessarily cut back - elms, some big douglas firs which worry me. And loads of gash fucking cunt sycamore which I'd nuke from orbit in a second.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
What's wrong with sycamores?
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt trees
weak, watery, thin growing, bad for wood fires, useless for any application.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastards!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And they drop shit everywhere constantly.
Oh... and they grow quite fast and really fucking tall so quickly dwarf any much nicer trees that you have nearby.

I have a sycamore right by my boundary fence and half growing over the neighbours back garden. I'd like to take it down but I don't want to fuck everything up.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for veneer if reasonably straight though.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post STUMPendous job
ahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
I *saw* that coming
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Leaf it out won't you?
There's no need to be root
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post you're so gay for him

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post you're dumped
and I've deleted you from grindr. Stop texting me.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer it when trees stay where they are
But I agree he's a good guy and it was a rotten old tree.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Trees have life spans
Healthy trees in safe places, yeah, of course they should stay. And we should plant more.
But damaged trees close to homes and power lines - not so much.
See also why we have to kill deer - even though they are lovely animals (except Sika and muntjac, obs.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I've had my DSC 1 for a few years now, but haven't been able to put it into practise yet.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with Muntjac?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiny deer = tiny sausages

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Introduced species, with fangs!
See also: Chinese Water deer


(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post fangs for sharing

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrifying.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They gnaw at the bark on trees and their roots, it lets infection in and kills mature trees.
The Forestry Commission's top enemies are grey squirrels and muntjacs.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, a new tree vid. I've exhausted youtube's tree work supply.
Falling dead trees is exciting. Buckin' Billy Ray is a channel I subbed to for a while. But I've been too busy building a mountain bike trail on my property, and bikes have taken priority.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It will soon be time to make a nice diy alaskan mill
and deal with any trees you had to fell to make the trail.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Not trees were cut.
One reason I made the trail was that the forests I ride have all been shredded by logging recently.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "septic field"
it's where we throw our shits.
Edit: septic leaching fields are remarkably hi-tech as I'm finding out
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Male stripper puts wood in lover's mouth

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post On the same page - look what Key West did to Cookie Monster:
www.local10.com/news/crime/cocaine-found-in-cookie-monster-doll-leads-to-key-west-mans-arrest
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Camus McNair! Now what's a nice Scot like him doing in a place like Key West?

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "Calhoun admitted that his actions went beyond self-defence"
Fair description.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The sound like delightful people

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post I don't know what the fuck this bin did to these guys
but the abuse escalates pretty quickly...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWeBHKa1Cs8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWeBHKa1Cs8

Agghhh embed you cunt

Edit - bollocks I give up
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The Topsy Royale?
Sounds like Marketing have too much time on their hands.

Edit: use the full link to embed.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun fact: "Topsy Royale" is Fray Bentos' drag name.
it's horrifying
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Where have you bin?

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Gone rapin'

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Didn't try passive aggressive did they?
Or a pointed stick?

edit....fuck me....it's Tabs
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty hot, it looked like they were wanking it off

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That bin
is seriously aloof
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a low tech Boston Dynamics video.

(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post These guys will always have a future with ParcelForce if this doesn't work out

(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but when they fail to destroy it with violence,
it will just be set on fire. Where was that test eh?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post looks good
think I'll get one to contain my 2 year old
(, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:14, Reply)

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