This could be a movie :D

Inspired by Mr Johnson's suggestion: "Furious Piglets".
( JollyJack Slides the Llama, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

I'd let my kids watch that
if I'd had any
(macroscian likes people, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

for me
memorable for the contribution to NME's C81:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furious_Pig

which, 31 years on, I still listen to
( lord bofingham, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)

I'd have thought the acting would tend toward the hammy.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)

I might post NSFW work on b3ta.
Now is secret.
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

If you do, you should link or censor it.
If it's REALLY NSFW, that is.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

No problem.
I'll save b3ta rule.
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

BTW
He has refused to my request deliberately?
:(
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

who?

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

Never mind.

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

I don't think it's deliberate.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

Just wanted to say

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

He has been refusing my requests for 8 years

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

:O

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

But that does require him to meet you behind the bike shed with some lube and a pair of rubber gloves.

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

Yes, he keeps saying it smells behind the bike sheds and why can't we go to the woods
I've told him again and again, it's because it happens when I take people to the woods.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

Oh right and of course we don't want another episode so you're wise to choose the bike shed
JJ should totally get over the fact that it smells after all the chloroform will be the only thing he'll smell for a while.
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

Look out Pooh

( Dick Wonder not amazing, just a little less shit, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

He has it coming...

( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)

I for one
would not fuck with that piglet
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

the only one that would dare try is Miss Piggy

( Haku now has over 16kg in 1p's and 2p's, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

Ah the sequel to Emo Donkey!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

Eeyore?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

Japseye sore?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

precisely

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

CRACKERJACK!
\:D/
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)

Peter Cullen also voiced Optimus Prime

( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)

There's nothing more that I can add to that.

( Mr. Johnson, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

old skool b3ta jam :)

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

Is that Valin on drums?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

yes

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)

Thought it was too similar to be coinkydink.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

bring on teh noise !

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

wahey :D

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

yay for orcatsras

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

THIS...
...wins the internets!!!!
*Hooooje click* a thing of pure joy :D
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

haha...ta Ninj for da hoooooooje click :D

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

:D

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

yes!!....had a go on one of those once....
'kin impossible bar chord :)
( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

Fuckin YES

( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

rawk

( mutated monty, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

Blimey! He's hammering those chords.
That is lovely - *click* - more old skool B3ta fluff, says I.
( Skotzmun, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

Yay!

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)

this goes perfectly with the Steve Hillage I'm listening to right now :)

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

*salutes drummer*
Lovely stuff, and a great tribute
( Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)

100% win ....

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)

Woo for this
and Yay for Valin! Gone but not forgotten.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)

numbers 1, 2 and 4
are men, AICMFP
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)

this
is why i come to b3ta. :D
( mrRush, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)

proper bangin'
woo yay houpla :))
( maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

Good to see a bit of Valin.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

yeah
I thought that as well : )
( Faceburger in the face., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

OH YEAH!
 

 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

Woo!

( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)

Arse.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

Oh shit!
That's missing the layer where I made it washed out like his face.

Fuck, it, I closed tattyshop and it really was only a matter of adding 'lightness' in hue and saturation.

Arse!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

Literally!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

Well yes,
haha!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

Why not change it?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

I did not save the layers,
I am not about to faff around with sponge or dodge now.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Idle twat

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Nah, just busy mate.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

I'm not your fucking mate.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Get a room,
you two.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

I love everyone in this thread.
Except you two.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

Fair call. I hate myself sometimes as well.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

Actually, it turns out I
a) Can be arsed but

b) am not really that good or that arsed.


( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

hahaha!
Brilliant
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

In the circumstances
stripping below the waist was probably quite sensible
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

IT IS A DREAM.
Also, |Bruce Willis is a dead man.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

NO IT'S NOT IT'S A MOTION PICTURE AND A WORK OF FICTION
So ner
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

DUN! DUN!
DUN DUN DUN! DUN! DUN!
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

Splendid.

( Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

Save a fortune in time and money by replacing the House of Commons with a web forum

Click for the other half of it
I'm genuinely baffled as to why in this day and age the House of Commons exists. I appreciate in the olden days before communications networks it was important to have everyone in the same place to get discussions heard and information shared. But when you could clearly handle the entire Prime Ministers Questions via a web forum or skype chat why the hell are they wasting important council/department/country running time by travelling all the way to London and then sitting on their arses occasionally going "hear hear"?
A very, very rough internet based calculation puts the house of commons daily running costs for mps offices and the main hall (not tours or cafes or whatever) at £1.2m. Add to that travel expenses and the wasted days pay and it officially adds up to fuckingcrazyloads of our taxes.
Give them an ipad and a decent secure forum that is no more complex than B3ta and they can do the whole fucking job during their lunch break in their constituency.
I apologise for the confused and semi ranty nature of this typing, I've just spent far, far too long listening to and transcribing twattish mps talking at each other in raised childish voices without them ever answering a single question. Which has obviously left me more irritated at the fucking stupid state of our system than I was expecting from a semi-throwaway b3ta joke.
If you want to see the 15 minutes of arsemonkery in question for yourself, it is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_fGvVOCT00 It can in reality be condensed to 3 forum posts -
Ed "Why weren't representatives in that meeting?
Dave "I'm not answering that"
Everyone else "rhubarb, rhubarb, shout, my team is better than your team"

I'm going for a bit of a lay down now.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

it exists for this

(Zoidaroid, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

What a rubbish tie

( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Pretty much, yes...
...that is the reason.

Bascially, the party can control its MPs much more effectively when they're gathered in person, and MPs can much more easily see who is inclined to vote one way or the other.

Funnily enough, HappyToast was beaten to the idea of remote voting by Thomas Edison back in 1869. It was Edison's first patent - an electric vote recorder:
edison.rutgers.edu/vote.htm

It was rejected. Edison couldn't understand why until a Congressman took him aside and explained that instant voting would be disastrous, for a number of reasons. For a start, it made filibustering impossible. Also, his fellow representatives had to be able to see what their peers were intending to do, to see which way their allies or enemies (potential or actual) intended to vote and modify (if necessary) their intentions accordingly, and to engage in the usual horse-trading of political life. Instant, remote vote recording made all that impossible and for those reasons was hated by both the party whips (or equivalent) and representatives themselves.

After that failure, Edison resolved never again to invent something for which there was not an identifiable need, i.e. from which a profit could be made.

Meanwhile, I have clicked 'Like'!

'Cos I like it.
(Harry Webshiter, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)

Thomas Edison
Spiv
(xaer0mancer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)

I like this.
I also like the prospect of /talk invading a commons debate.

In fact thinking about it, /talk is pretty much the tone and standard of the average commons debate.

EDIT If you do That There Twitter, then follow @stevehiltonguru His side commentary to PMQs is generally very good.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

Because they'll all end up on "ignore"
but your point is very valid, similarly with all the business travel that goes on just for a meeting that could easily take place with web conferencing.
( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

:)

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

I'm all for having them in one place, this is an age of terrorists and bombings after all
But yeah, you're right. Unfortunately it involves common sense, technology and a loss of "I'm better than you" status, so they'll never go for it.
( Antubis wall scaling extraordinaire, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

This is most excellent :D

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

to be honest
I'm completely baffled about the way the entire world works. If you think about things for a few years, the whole thing's is absolutely batshit insane. Totally bonkers. Why we haven't ripped the whole system... the WHOLE system, economy, government, the lot.... out years ago and started again with one that makes sense baffles me every time I think about it. To me, it looks like a load of lazy arseholes quoting meaningless rules that means everyone has to pay their way for them with money that they decide the value of.

I won't start going on about it, I gave up whingeing ages ago.

*also: click :D
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)

Sadly...
...it's not at all baffling, and you answered it with this sentence:

"To me, it looks like a load of lazy arseholes quoting meaningless rules that means everyone has to pay their way for them with money that they decide the value of."

The only people with the power to change the system are the very people who stand to lose most by changing it. Turkeys, after all, would never vote for Christmas...
(Harry Webshiter, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)

You da man!

( Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

Hahaha...

(The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)

that's very good
*aims and clicks*
( Mex3, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

A click for the rant and the pic.

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)

Looks nicely done
but there's no way in hell I'm reading all those bloody words
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

In-jokes are never front paged.
Serious response, though: I'd far rather our elected representatives slagged each other off in person than on the internet. Otherwise parliamentary business would quickly descend to the level of YouTube comments.

It's far from perfect, but I can't envisage anything you've suggested being anything other than a truly horrifying development.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

my problem is that how they act at the moment in the commons is already no better than any discussion had here

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

Indeed.
Also, I forgot to mention that your picture made me arf.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)

FAKE AND GAY

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)

fantastic
time well spent
( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

This is one of the best things I've seen here in ages,
really well done and fantastic point made. Wish it could spark a petition by someone more articulate/competent than I.
( Pig Bodine, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)

to be fair
PMQ's is a circus, hated by everone from sketch writers to the politicians themselves. but it is 30 minutes out of a long long week of debating law in the chambers.

not saying that there isn't waste, but most time in Westminster is spent outside of the chamber, in meetings, committees and within the various departments that each minister has a responsibility to.

if you want to rip waste in politics apart, have a crack at the house of lords. that's a proper outrage.
( moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)

Not realistic
Until someone starts slagging off the /houseoflords board.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)

:D

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)

well, they've saved travel money
by allowing the mp's to buy houses in london which the tax payer effectively pays the mortgage on.

being an mp sounds like a pretty nice gig
( real published author ®, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:24, archived)

Just seen this and it's pure genius!
It's so true, it's not even funny. I second this proposal, hear, hear!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)

An excellent rant and one I fully endorse
If I had my way I'd hang the lot of them and replace democracy with Genghis Khan.

He knew how to get shit done.
( Draconacticus is making frottage cheese, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

Hear hear
I don't see why we need MPs at all. It made sense in 1748 when my local MP would spend three days in a horse-drawn carriage to go to London and represent my views in parliament, but now I can present my views directly, there's no need for an elected representative at all.

Replace the whole lot with an internet-based jury-service style system. At any one time, 10,000 randomly-selected citizens are required to consider whatever it is that MPs think about, discuss, consult and then vote remotely. Every three months or so, 1,000 of the citizens finish their service and another 1,000 are randomly picked to replace them. Those who can't be arsed to take part, even having been picked, will get the 'government' they deserve.

The civil service can get on with running the country with direction from the 10,000 voting punters.

Replace all numbers with larger/smaller ones as you see fit.

Done.
( crispy duck, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

People talk about the "sanctity of Democracy"...
...But essentially it's either a privileged few running the show (which can be done better under the more... tyrannical systems) or it's mob rule. Neither is an ideal way of getting something done.

When you look into systems of governance, the ideal is Anarchy; which is to say, a lack of governance and everybody working together, independently, for the best.

But that'll never happen. Not with humans.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)

Low Trees :(

( corington, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Sinister tree is sinister.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

All bark
no bite
(spacemanDOUG Unhinged and somewhat slightly [Mod Edit], Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

wouldn't you be if you found yourself cemented in with drivers whizzing by?

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

what's the root cause of his unhappiness?

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

(Zoidaroid, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

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WHEN YOU THINK SEAFOOD

THINK MANZA
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

She only wanted to go riding with the boss


de-ris
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

Ha ha! Was it dressed in a curly wig and
used as a decoy?
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

another ginger!
3 threads in a row :D
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

Shenanigans!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)

This is such a non-story.
Police horses are always lent out. Having a horse on loan (police or otherwise) is common practice - When people go away to University, when the horse is surplus to current requirements, etc.

A horse is expensive to keep and lending one is a cheap way of getting livery - The headline sounds terrible, but it really is utterly benign. A similar example might be 'Devon council helped Lord Manley carry his rubbish to the tip'.

The woman is repulsive, but when you pick on her with this sort of non-event, merely playing on the ignorance of the public, to get a good headline it undermines the real issue, which is that the fucking bitch should be in prison for her actual crimes.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

Well
said
(SnowyTheRabbit, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

When I say 'you', I do not mean dear old waspy, though,
I mean the fucking BBC who should know better.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

I agree, it's actually just obfuscating the real story
but I wanted to shop Murdoch onto Putin...
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Oh yes,
not in any way angry with you.

Yopu fucking slack jawed cunt.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

YOPU!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

Yeah, same to yopu!

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

Oh get a ropom yopu twopu.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

She's just made a statement on the whole horse thing:
t.co/S12qMm5T
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

someone send that to the cunt

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

cunt

( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

Hamtoucher.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

she loves horse cock
edit: stupid brain wrong place
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

she got it at around the same time grant mitchell left her.
coincidence?
(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)

More than likely.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Edit: perhaps the ginger one would like to do this for the auction :)
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

Who the hell would want a ginger wig?*
*Clowns
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

BLARGH! Almost spat coffee all over my sketchbook then.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

The alien from off of American Dad
There was a whole episode about it recently
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

Roger is a clown.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Flog 'em cheap to the bald headed colour blinds
or perverts with ginger fettish :D
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Gingternet cunt.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

HE'D NEVER

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

Unibrow Owner's Club
/is also a member - although mine's not ginger
( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

hahaha

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

ginger pubes :D

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

It's true!

de-ris: www.newscientist.com/blogs/culturelab/2012/02/its-the-hair-famous-red-heads-team-up-for-orangutans.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

Oh man, as if gingers don't have a bad enough time as it is!

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

WOULD

( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

would

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

:D

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

Just playing around with sky textures

cfb
( Puromycin will be toilet-trained on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

That's rather Turneresque.
I like it.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

Is that the Death Star falling in the sea?

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

That's no space station.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

Reminds me of the opening of AKIRA.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

This was actually my first thought as well.
Oh god, it's a short step from this to becoming a full-blown furry.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

It's supposed that some furries are the way they are
because they watched a lot of shows as a kid, with humanized animals in, like the Raccoons, the Chipmunks etc.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

it wasn't

( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

good thing there isnt a hole for all the water to go.. oh wait

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

................sorry.

( JollyJack Slides the Llama, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

That's some saggy sack there.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

What a load of bollocks!

Have this pea from one of Paul P's photos.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

hahaha :D

( inexpressible gone flouncing, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

meanwhile at the legion of doom!

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

Allo. What should I draw the'day?

( JollyJack Slides the Llama, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

I want to Maguro!
:D

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

Hey Moggy! What does this say?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Thank you ^^
Maguro
1. fish
2. The person can not get orgasm.
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

It says thank you? o_o

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

I said for the pict
日本人の女性が大好き
I love Japanese women
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

Ahh, great ^^
So my T-shirt doesn't say something like "PURPLE WOMAN GRAPEFRUIT UTENSIL".
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

Yes, it does
but only in remote regions of Northern China
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

I have a friend who lives in Tokyo
He was greatly amused by a shirt I was wearing that said something stupid in Kanji. I did point out that there are plenty of engrish fails.

e.g.

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

I guess the guy who made this hat hasn't got the chist of English.
I think there were other T-shirts like that one up there, that said things like "I'M BIG IN JAPAN" in kanji, stuff like that.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

Mine said something random like
TOKYO HANDBAG UNDERPANT LEMONADE. Or something.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha! What did you think it said?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

It was one of those non branded shirts that have a logo on from George at ASDA or something.
I never really thought about what it said. My mate thought it was very funny, mind.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

Ahh, right. Makes you wonder what the makers of the T-shirt intended it to say.
Or maybe they got it spot on, you never can tell.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

But it does apparently say the wearer can't get it up?
And you're happy with that?
( Mu utter hypocrite, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

*cough*
b3ta.com/board/10704355
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

Oh right,

( Mu utter hypocrite, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

Waste of time ladder. Satanic sideways k. Divining.
Unconvential e. Conjoined Y and L.
Midget by barstool. Surprised by left hook.
Blair witch. YL punched by big-nosed bully. Smug speccy twat.
(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

*takes notes*

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

?

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

This is what I think the Japanese writing looks like

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

I see.

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

You drank coffee again...haven't you?!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

Something about a girl.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

It says:
"James Corden is a plick"
( P-MONKE is dancing with de riddim, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

Furious piglets.

( Mr. Johnson, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

This.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

with tits

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

An bicuspid canine covered in coffee bicycling to Coventry.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

sausage justice

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

martians playing golf on mars, only to find a mars rover has ruined their game
that or a Fallout3 thing - Pip as the Vault dweller and Leonard as the dog from the scrapyard who's name I cant remember Dogmeat (cheers, BHW!)
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

Dogmeat

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)

Bruce Forsyth
being attacked by dancing ninja squirrels
( Puromycin will be toilet-trained on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

Five furious fish fingers fighting fifteen formidably fanged frogs.
With tits.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

Those idiot irish twins have acquired a taste for lady spluff... and old ladies.

They have broken into a care home late at night and have located an old biddy suffering terribly with Parkinson's disease. They quickly and lovingly undress each other, revealing ridiculous pubic quiffs, and gently suck each other hard knowing this will excite the old dear and set her shaking like horse and trap on a cobbled road.

First, they both lube up their hands and cocks with swarfega. Next, they quite simply manoeuvre themselves into position either side of the sweet old lady and and help her curl her fingers around their throbbing shafts. The ancient crone's neurological condition does the rest as she shakes and vibrates to the beat created by her dopaminergic troubles and soon the boys are ready to empty their sacks, which they both do with their trademark gleeful relish, their quiffs all of a quiver.

Now it's her turn, and very gently and with great care they help her out of her knickerbockers and sit her down in a reclining chair. Once they're sure she is comfortable, the really stupid one gets down and starts giving the old dear a couple of fingers whilst the incredibly stupid one holds his quiff aside and starts lapping at her surprisingly swollen clit. This could take a while but they are patient and maintain their discipline, fingers and toungues maintaining a rhythm they could never achieve in their "singing". Finally, the woman starts to writhe and moan and so they increase the pace until, suddenly, her back arches and her arthritic toes curl and she comes like a water cannon; old lady squirt spraying this way and that as she completely loses control of her body. The twins and indeed the whole room is dripping with 30 years of bottled up cumsplash with a stench akin to old bacon.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

... with tits.

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

^ What she said!

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

Your recent efforts
forced me to up my game
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

:D
Your game's not the only thing that's been 'upped', after reading this
Eh? EH?
(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

Lovely. Bacon seems to be a theme today.

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

It's a bacon type of day

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

*applauds*
:D
( Puromycin will be toilet-trained on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

You are Alastair Campbell
AICMFP
( Skotzmun, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

to clarify: "the really stupid one"?

( da5id something witty here, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

Yes, one is more stupid than the other
there's the really stupid one and the incredibly stupid one
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

I realised that from the context, but surely if either one was even one IQ point lower, they would forget how to breathe and die horribly whilst the other mewled pitifully whilst defiling his brother's bloated blue corpse..
Which would of course be tragic.
( da5id something witty here, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

Tragic indeed
we must hope it never happens
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

OK NOW I NEED A WANK NOW OK

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

I ahve nothing more to add

( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

I choked on my bacon.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

A child holds a bacon butty at the side of the road, apropos of nothing, he stares vacantly down the street as tomato ketchup drips onto the tarmac.
Suddenly, a large black limousine rolls along the road and pulls up alongside the boy, who gazes nonplussed at his reflection in the smoked glass window.

The window rolls down revealing a group of rich city bankers, who lean out of the window, braying at the child and spraying champagne everywhere. Shocked, the child drops his delicious bacon sandwich into the oily silt by the kerb. The 5 second rule cannot apply here, the sandwich is ruined. A single tear runs from the boy's eye as the snorting whooping poshos collapse laughing onto luxurious leather upholstery, their task complete.

Before they can wind up the window, the boy's mother has appeared at the gate, carrying an early model Dyson 04 vacuum, in scratched but serviceable grey and yellow. She is very attractive, housework has left a sheen of sweat on her heaving, perfectly formed bosom. The bankers resume their braying, coupled with sexual retorts and a shower of crumpled, low denomination English bank-notes.
Incensed, the woman steps forward, raising the Dyson and driving it through the head of the nearest posho with explosive force. The others recoil in horror, but too late; the bloodied Dyson pounds in through the limousine window repeatedly and remorselessly until every banker is a broken, bloodied mess.
At this point, the chauffeur steps out of the car. It is the woman's husband. He gently sets down the Dyson and takes his wife and son into the house, where they all have bacon sandwiches, then the boy watches back to back episodes of Tracey Beaker on CBBC, whilst his parents have passionate sex on the bonnet of the limousine to the cheers of their neighbours.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

You guys should really publish this stuff in a book.

( JollyJack Slides the Llama, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

Only if you're prepared to illustrate every tale.

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

I'd buy it

( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

Maybe we need to collect them in a blog or something first, gauge the mood
as it were.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

I suggested something like this to 4dam,
back when we first started doing this sort of thing.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

I'll do the cover :D

( JollyJack Slides the Llama, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

^ That

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

*wipes away a tear*

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

a tear Jiz
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

Ketchup on a bacon butty? Heresey
Brown sauce or nothing.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

Yeah, but kids like ketchup on bacon butties.
It works in context, trust me.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

It's what brown sauce was invented for!

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

Well, that beats my furious piglets.

( Mr. Johnson, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

Beats my idea of a man slamming his balls with a banjo too.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

I don't see why those can't be intricate subplots when this gets made into a film.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

The main antagonist has a string instrument fetish
so he rests his bollocks on a table and smacks them as hard as he can with a banjo, guitar, whatever he can find.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

Now I want a bacon sandwich.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

a ship in a dip being attacked by a chip

( Haku now has over 16kg in 1p's and 2p's, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

something to do with playboy bunny girls
Seeing as i was hanging out with a lady friend in a bunny outfit all of saturday :-D
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

Like this?

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/Bunny-Girl-284071209
↑ original
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

Not so much bunny magician - just bunny girl, like the Playboy ones :-)
It was actually a cosplay of Mikuru Asahina from that Haruhi anime, if you know it.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)

I think cute Mikuru too ^^

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

Sorry, but I'm not sure what I'm looking at here...
It might just be my misinterpretation, but it appears as a young lady (or girl from the classic manga face/eye size ratio), with tits and a bunny girl tail and rabbit ears. So far so yiff, but WTF is with the rope burns?

There seems to be a deepening tone of sadomasochistic imagery in your recent pictures, which is fine if consensual, but disturbing to me when linked to presexual teens (and the addition of comedy tail and ears do not ameliorate this IMO)

Just my $0.02
( da5id something witty here, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

I thought those were stitches
I think it's meant to be a doll. What I don't understand is "Good Bye old brains!"
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

It's meant to be a zombie rabbit, so it's sort of Frankenstein'd.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

Answer is "No"
the old brain is bad taste for her.
she always want to fresh brains. :D
It seems "Nightmare before chistmas"'s Sally.
( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

rope burns? presexual teens?
calm doon pal!
( Clueless Egg Cunt tough and able, quite indefatigable, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

interesting read on that link...ha ha...o/

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

hahaha
my brain hurts now
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

dA in small doses.
It will kill you.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

I fixed. :D

( Moggy (Positive Thinking) I don't want to boyfriend on the internet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

FUCK! You can't do that!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)

Was she hanging out as well?
Phwoar, etc.


Some photographs would help us picture the scene.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

Summarise the whole of b3ta in one single image.
Here's my attempt:

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

Pissy response post
There. Now it's complete.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

And the circle is complete.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

The website's arse disappears up its own arse, in an ever-tightening spiral

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

And as it fades out, a shrill panicked voice screams 'RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!'

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

Mindpiss of sorts
b3ta.com/board/10704393
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

I see 3 images...................................FAIL!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

this

with tits
( ham o' shatner still shakin the bush on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

Nicholas Parsons
arguing with his neighbour about the size of his conifer tree. The neighbour agrees to lop the conifer if Parsons pays half.

With tits
( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

RDLI HAKKIS playing the piano with a giant dildo.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

The swedish crown princess with her new half man half lizard offspring

(macroscian likes people, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

A man twatting himself in the bollocks with a banjo.
EDIT: Again, if this isn't picked, I'll try and do it myself. Draw it, that is, not actually maim myself with a string instrument.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

Ha ha ha
Please be this.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

Ha Ha!!!...YES!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

Warm snooker.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

Illustrate for us
The sorrowful feeling you get when you go to reach for a glass/mug/etc. to take a sip of your drink, only to find you've already drank it all.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

The 'last beer in Hell' feeling.........................I know it well.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

It's a heart-stopper.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Daniel Craig swinging a giant teabag as some kind of Olympic event

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

Or is it a stocky Vladimir Putin? Can't quite tell.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

Nothing
Take the day off
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

A bath.
A sexy girl in a bath.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath with a banjo.
A sexy girl with big boobs in a bath with a banjo on a cliff.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

You're bloody obsessed you are.
Hey, did you talk to that newspaper woman?
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

eh?

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

I've gazzed you about it.

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

ah.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

With tits

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

Tits on boobs!
Best idea ever!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

The national lottery
with tits.
( Tusk not a spamcunt, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

Mister would you please help my pony

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

I think it's his lung

( Steppenwilf wir glauben an nichts, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

he coughed up snot in the drive way :)

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

Jokes are better than technique.
Please fucking get the hint.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

I'm huge in Japan.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)

(Larue Life is short…. eat dessert first!!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

Daniel Craig?

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

slovaque libor charfreitag
(Larue Life is short…. eat dessert first!!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

Racist.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

:O)
(Larue Life is short…. eat dessert first!!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

Daniel Craig? :O)
(Larue Life is short…. eat dessert first!!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

Reposting this for the day shift as it's for a good cause and all that.
This is my contribution to the B3ta Art Auction, an original A4 biromash drawn especially for the event.
It's called "Snow Leopard" and the auction winner will get the original ink drawing not a print.


Click for bigger

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

Fantastic!
Needs more carrot willy though.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

Don't we all,
ducky.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

I've got a thingy shaped like a turnip!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

Needs more Jahled polishing his lens

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

perv!

( inexpressible gone flouncing, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

*extends telephoto*

(Drimble, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

*unsheathes glans cap*

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

Fantastic!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Tizerpole!

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

needs more Calvin... ;)

( Haku now has over 16kg in 1p's and 2p's, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

Whoa, it's really filling up now.
And this is still awesome.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

Lully arts :)

( HEKIM flicks cluff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

Original for comparison. Surprising how little I had to do with the text, really.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

haha
Very good!
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

It's made me hungry. Is it wrong to covet a donner kebab for lunch?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

I see no reason why not.
Then again, I've ended up in pubs at about 10am, so...
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

Meh. Tuna roll :o(

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

I'm probably gonna pop out to Tesco in a bit, see what's available.
I'll most likely end up with a Ginster's or something.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

Out of the three things in your pic, it's the kebab for me too
Although I've only once had a donner sober and regretted it...
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

We used to live near a really really good kebab shop. Proper tasty even when sober.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

Donner kebab with chilli sauce or mayo...
Says a lot about me when I can have that sober or pissed.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

The future's shite

Press Option 1 for Bigger
( Dick Wonder not amazing, just a little less shit, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

indeed, the future is shite
/disgruntled orange customer
(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

what disgruntles you so, Claude Speed?
It's important that I know.
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

never get a decent signal at all, it's like talking to a brick

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

have you enabled roaming onto T-Mobile?

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

yes and i've never even had a signal from that either

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

what phone have you got, and where are you?

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

samsung tocco and im in swansea

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)

dodgy phone in a patchy coverage area
the problem with Orange is that they insist on putting their own modified software on handsets, and the Tocco wasn't reliable to start with.

Swansea seems to have very patchy coverage, with the most consistant signal coverage over the sea.
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

i'll have to rent a boat and hang around in the bristol channel then?

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

So it seems
or move to Port Talbot
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

nah, swansea is bad enough

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

I actually get pretty good signal with them...
...are you ACTUALLY talking to a brick, by any chance?
( Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate..., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

if so its a very flat brick

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

^ this with fucking bells on
the T-mobile shared signal is loads better, but it doesnt always become available.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10704300
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Samsung galaxy S2, living in islington, london
Good signal outside most of the time, but it pretty much dies as soon as i touch my phone in my flat. There's supposed to be an app on the included orange firmware that enables you to use your wifi connection to get a perfect connection, but orange havent made it available for the SG S2 yet.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

poor service
there's no excuse for Orange to be weak anywhere in London.

But try this:

www.coolsmartphone.com/2011/08/08/samsung-galaxy-sii-on-orange-now-with-signal-boost/
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

Hm
That's the app i was talking about. Not got that kies thing installed. Suppose ill have to sccumb and install it if i want to try this out...

Im guessing the lead coated bunker i live in is to blame for the signal drop, perhaps. According to some website thing, orange reception is excellent in all of london.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

searching for source pics
the first one that came up was the orange logo with the word TWUNTS .
( Dick Wonder not amazing, just a little less shit, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)

Milla Jovovitch loves Greggs
This is 100% FACT.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

What's not to love?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

the missus works in greggs
might get her to bring me home a chicken new orleans later, yummy
(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

Chicken New Orleans?
What freshly baked lunacy is this?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

its a sandwich, tis very nice indeed

(Claude Speed yn credu bod y Jiwbilî a Gemau Olympaidd yn cachu!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Ah right - sandwich.
I tend to follow the Homer Simpson rule in Greggs and only consume products that turn the paper wrapping transparent.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

Be all you can be...

( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha
That can't end well!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

I see you've caused a deletion

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

I was at no point rude!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

I might have been

( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

I hope it's cartoon time soon
I'm hungry
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

Did I miss a drama?

( TheSundaeLunch avoided a manpad up the flaptrack on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

No, not really
I was half-heartedly trying to stir some up
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

Pfft. Hope he doesn't meet the exploding gas oven regiment coming up.

( edjogs is not just a coincidence, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

The Special Chip Pan Service are already on the ground. All hell's gonna break loose!

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

Followed by the Running With Scissors brigade.

( edjogs is not just a coincidence, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

And the Leaning Back on Chairs Reserves.

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

And the going out without a coat Catch Your Death Squad

( edjogs is not just a coincidence, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

Oooh, they're rough old bastards, I hear.
They show no mercy when it comes to going out in light drizzle.
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)

This from the film A Fridge Too Far.
:)
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

Hahahahahaha
:D
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)

It might have also been a clip from Ice Cold in Alex.

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

If he were inside of the fridge and then simply steps out right when it hits the ground, he'll be ok
I saw Bugs Bunny do it in an elevator, so I know it will work.
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

"For the Love of Sugar" by Damien Hirst - £3.59 (inc VAT)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)

Surely it's worth hundreds and thousands?!:O
*glees*
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

tictactastic! :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

Were those hundreds & thousands prescribed by a doctor?

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

That reminds me...
of this. Which is possibly the best music video I have seen in ages and the 'Making of' video is pucker!

That's all

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

Stripy top FTW!
but her birthday isn't until Aug 4th.
( RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)

It is a shame...

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!
That is profound!
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

super dupa

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

beautiful

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

Skull Candy ?
(hides)
( paranoiaman, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)

It's amazing how long it can take to set you up for a punchline! 'ningles all. :D

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

I'm disappointed about the size of the multipack.
;)
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

Duh it's the future. The packet is bigger on the inside!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

Quantum Crisps! This is a concept I can get behind.
Will there be Shrodingers Crisp it could be salt and vinegar or it could be smokey bacon flavour but you won't know until you open the packet. ;)
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)

Quantum Crisps?
Isn't he the guy from Fifth Gear?
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

No, He was potrayed by Mr Wrinkles himself, John Hurt in
The Naked Civil Servant.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

Needs more Ruby Salted:P

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

mool tee paas

( Weetobix, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

I certainly fancy a
nibble
( blyerkit mowi po pongielsku, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

WOO!
:D
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

Big badaboom!

( RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)

Milla Jovovitch is a big fan of Greggs pasties
This is 100% FACT.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

:(

( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)

LEAVE NICE ALONE!!

(Dreadful Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)

BISCUIT BARSTARDRY!
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)

Related topics:
www.b3ta.com/board/10437735
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

That is marvellous

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)

I can assure you that no biscuits were harmed during the production of referenced post.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

^ what Waspy said
a thing of great beauty
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

Hahahaha Brilliant

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

ha ha ha!!

( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

"Dodger Rogering"
Sounds soo wrong, yet sooo very right.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

Bourbons = Oreos
free your mind sheeple!
( Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

Does this mean I have to change my name to Oreo Fox?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

That's not Nice!
But nicely done ;)
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

Cheers Q!
:D
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)

I find that they taint the taste of the tea, post-dunkage

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)

I find they taint the taste of biscuit.
Silly French.
( Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

Awful now means Nice?
:D
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

Awful Nice

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)

bin dun alot


etc
( piss-doff has got food poisoning on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

Forgive us Rob, for we have sinned... It has been nearly three hours since the last post...
Todays fit girlies are; Bernadette Peters (she was great in The Jerk and I named my dog 'Shit Head' after that film) and Mimsy Farmer (inset joke about farming her mimsy here).


( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:08, archived)

And let us remember a couple of comedy geniuses..
Bubba (Hi Tower) Smith and Harry (H) Corbett.

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:08, archived)

childhood
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9k1pn9Mo0
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)

Mimsy Farmer has to be the best name ever.
BTW Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/10703720
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:12, archived)

?
www.b3ta.com/board/10703867
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

Pfffft! Mimsy Farmer? Where's Fanny Hertz and Dick Pound?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:30, archived)

Fanny Flagg

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

Woo and minor TJ. Yays it arrived!!!!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:57, archived)

some git on facebook got one too

( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)

Ah, you won!
What were the results in the end?
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)

No I bought one
The guy in question has been rather lully and donated a load of them for the CST/London Bash auction.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)

Still waiting for mine. Maybe later on today, I dunno. :D

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)

My post came very early today for some reason.
It's possible you may still get it today. I've also got the Blessed alarm clock app. It's fantastic. Only 2 quid too.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)

Yeah, the post usually comes around mid-day near where I live.
Really wanted to wear it to class today, but oh well. :)
( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)

I didn't know it was also blessed-sized

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)

My Mosaink buddy is currently working up a Blessed design.
Trying to persuade him to go down the b3ta route and pony up a few freebies. Early WIP is looking mighty fine.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

Thing is if you're doing stuff like that you need Brian on board.
The b3tard who did that t shirt runs Brian's official merchandise site and also did the Blessed clock and sat nav. Someone's likeness is their own IP.
Then again if he's going to make a few quid out of it he's generally OK.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

Can I put in an advance request for Alex Kingston/ River Song
on the 11^th? Much obliged!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)

Yes

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

Moll Flanders! Thirded!
see also, Croupier!
( RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)

Tell you what Wobbly
Rather than having everyone put their requests in this thread, why not start a new thread later in the afternoon asking "What shall I vector the day?"
( Drunken Miss Muffet on my "tuffet", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

I don't think that will go down to well...
How about you staring a new thead asking "Who should Wobbly knock one out for tomorrow?"
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

DIX

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:14, archived)

Ooh Ta!

( An Egg said something clever, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:15, archived)

0.16 download speed
lol

*shoots self*
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:15, archived)

shit happens
mate
( An Egg said something clever, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:16, archived)

yeah
shit happens for 2 weeks :(
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:17, archived)

well, I don't hold it against you

( An Egg said something clever, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:19, archived)

that would be kinda gay if you did

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:21, archived)

Hey I have a friend that wants to make videos go viral
who can help
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:44, archived)

freddie mercury

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:45, archived)

the Pope

( E Dubya, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 4:52, archived)

good responses so far
great brainstorm fellas
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:28, archived)

serious answer:
buzzfeed, reddit.

i don't really know
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:31, archived)

no we need viral content special viral funny vids

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:36, archived)

www.sexytime.cum

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 6:39, archived)

drole bebe

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:23, archived)

"THIS MATLOCK MASK MAKES ME FEEL SEXY"

( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)

Probably Rob and his newsletter

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:11, archived)

this one on links
of a JCB has 6.5m views, contact them

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDpsziK-Aw
( UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)

that pretty much explains everything

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:44, archived)

Well, not EVERYTHING
but most things, certainly
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 6:56, archived)

It's nice to see something with meat.
Utterly tired of the tofu sushi boat.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 5:44, archived)

If my calculations are correct, only threescore and six more pictures until Armageddon

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 6:58, archived)