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(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Crackers!
:D
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# or
SPAM
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
#
a lot of SPAM of late; about book and that.
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's my christmas crackers sorted.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*ruins christmas*
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] typo
TAKES the piss
*edit* woo though


*edit2* ghey or geeky... YOU DECIDE
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# gheyky
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I hate myself
for understanding that.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Grr
#rm -rf /*

or del tree /y (whatever you dos monkeys do nowadays)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# These days?? doubt it
and u mean "deltree /y *.*"
command was removed in xp tho

/kills self.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# But
rd /q /s c:\ works just as well in XP.
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
Ace! I shall download the pdf when I get home :D
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Arf,
can't wait to see mother-in-law's face when she pulls one o' these out her cracker :)

EDIT: Clever viral marketing idea for yer book, you sell-out cunt :)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you ~naughty~ !!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# fantastic..
btw just noticed I got an fp this week thanks mods...
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahha
done and done!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Imagine
the fun to be had sabotageing the boxes of crackers in Woolies in the run up to Xmas
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WOO!

b3ta brand christmas crackers.

all the hats are yellow and all the gifts are moostaches.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# don't forget the red napkins!
i'm going to make these now
what a class idea!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# WHAT SURPRISES!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# rape
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Wahay!
Rob's first FP in over 2 years.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# oh!
the hormone one is mine!
what page is it on in the book? i can't find it!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# it's not in the book
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# b0rked?
Good jokes, shame about the link ;-)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# not borked
click, look, see
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# ok,
so i have a credit in the back of the joke book
but no joke in the joke book?
credit for no effort? result!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# yeah
that page got pulled on the day before printing, and the credits weren't updated.

the crackers page duplicated many of the jokes in the rest of the book - and the publisher pulled it so there was no repeats.

I was on holiday and unable to get online to sort it out, and ended up throwing my phone in a bush in frustration.

Oooh, exciting story!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# great advertising.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# i gotta say
"what's got eight legs and a big black cunt = the a-team" is my new favorite joke.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 6:32, archived)
# Great book
Got the book last week - 5 stars!!
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)