Jimmy Carr thinks kim jong un looks like that smug fucker Mcintire
I don't see it


( Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Wed 22 Feb, 22:50, Reply)

staring into its cold dead eyes through a magnifying glass

dunno if im going to sleep tonight
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:43, Reply)

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( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 22 Feb, 22:45, Reply)

That is brilliant :)

( Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb, 22:47, Reply)

How can you allow such a thing in the house?
the house?
this reality?
( Van Da Graph finally had an ebay sale and bought an icon, Wed 22 Feb, 22:48, Reply)

How can you allow such a thing in the house?
the house?
this reality?

can u milk it
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:50, Reply)

Forgive him b3ta, he knows not what he does.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:49, Reply)

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 22 Feb, 22:15, Reply)

Fuck around!
:D
( Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb, 22:16, Reply)

Steven Did the eyes as well...
( Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb, 22:18, Reply)

?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 22 Feb, 22:31, Reply)

This is strangely mesmerising, I could watch it all night

(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 22:19, Reply)

the face that launched a thousand gifs

( mutated monty, Wed 22 Feb, 22:21, Reply)

ahahahaha
that's worryingly ace
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 22 Feb, 22:24, Reply)

Nice!

( Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb, 22:29, Reply)

hahaha
he looks so pleased with himself
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Feb, 22:32, Reply)

ooooohhh...
nice
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Feb, 22:27, Reply)

whoah ...rubbery!
/autocomplete
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:30, Reply)

fank you velly much!

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 22 Feb, 22:31, Reply)

Beneath the shell of the building will be a fury of exotic and intimate décor with a sound and light experience which will self entangle and grasp the very organ which draws every breath.
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 22 Feb, 22:50, Reply)

RIP

( Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb, 22:00, Reply)

Why the fuck does Saint Peter have an iPad?

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:01, Reply)

it is a + not an apple
It is ash wednesday
( Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb, 22:04, Reply)

looks like an apple to me. It's round and seems to have a chunk on the right missing.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:06, Reply)

Ok you got me
It's a ipad
Saint Peter is just not PC
( Bish0p, Wed 22 Feb, 22:09, Reply)

because he is a smug cunt

( Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Wed 22 Feb, 22:08, Reply)

*upvotes*

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:10, Reply)

pfffffft

( MadCatMan Breaking one of the last taboos on,, Wed 22 Feb, 22:14, Reply)

i think it's satan in drag
Which would explain the ipad
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 22 Feb, 22:11, Reply)

RDLI?

( Alpaca king of the bongo, Wed 22 Feb, 22:05, Reply)

It's good but it's not right
Oh, hang on ...
(Ghoti Fingers Is using his username from way back., Wed 22 Feb, 22:07, Reply)

OH FUCK

D:
(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Wed 22 Feb, 22:45, Reply)

WHAT!
* Had to shoot off to the BBC, what a bummer!

** Possibly too soon, as he is not cold yet!
( Wobbly Bloke , putting the Ellis in Hellish on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:07, Reply)

:(
he was the mayor of my town and only lived a few doors down from me, i'm not sure if he moved out of that house though. fun times skating down his driveway
(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Wed 22 Feb, 22:08, Reply)

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
RIP Frank...thanks for the many side-splitting gags...
( E Dubya, Wed 22 Feb, 22:10, Reply)

:( I never understood the big paper mache head

( Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Wed 22 Feb, 22:11, Reply)

Why, you!!!

(Ghoti Fingers Is using his username from way back., Wed 22 Feb, 22:12, Reply)

Too soon?

( Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Wed 22 Feb, 22:15, Reply)

pfft
he was ok in small doses :)
( E Dubya, Wed 22 Feb, 22:16, Reply)

a bit like my mother in law ...

( Paul_P http://www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers, Wed 22 Feb, 22:18, Reply)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb, 21:56, Reply)

IS THERE NOTHING MORE THAN THIS?

( Alpaca king of the bongo, Wed 22 Feb, 21:58, Reply)

If I'v learnt anything from this image, it is a lie....

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 22:00, Reply)

I was going to change my life because of this image.
Then I saw "words are nothing", so now I won't bother.
( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:00, Reply)

do you remember pantseatflyer? is he still about

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb, 22:02, Reply)

nah
he fucked off,

either that or changed his username and joined in
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 22 Feb, 22:16, Reply)

a collage laden with fuck

(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Wed 22 Feb, 22:07, Reply)

I think I've seen that porno.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:08, Reply)

ah ha

(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Wed 22 Feb, 22:09, Reply)

Oh wait, collage... not college.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:08, Reply)

i still got it
it's ok, it's OK!
(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Wed 22 Feb, 22:12, Reply)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb, 22:20, Reply)

This is life.
Touch my golden bum.
(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 22:10, Reply)

Are you feeling alright Drimble?

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:11, Reply)

Not really, what gave it away?

(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 22:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/10699796
( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 22:28, Reply)

this is what i see when i hear radiohead

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 22 Feb, 22:14, Reply)

all work and no play makes atomic a not-so-dull boy

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:31, Reply)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb, 22:36, Reply)

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:44, Reply)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Feb, 22:47, Reply)

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:50, Reply)

The beard holds the power!

(joebewaan Eat healthy, Wed 22 Feb, 21:29, Reply)

A box of your finest slags please, my good man.

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb, 21:31, Reply)

Less of the unshopped pictures of Alan Ford, please
fewer
(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 21:32, Reply)

alan ford steve winwood
( Alpaca king of the bongo, Wed 22 Feb, 21:38, Reply)

unshopped unoptimised
( Clueless Egg Cunt feel the gravity, moving to a new reality, Wed 22 Feb, 21:48, Reply)

22k over! Let's all pop a collective aneurysm!

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 21:49, Reply)

bout a 100k over i'd say

( Clueless Egg Cunt feel the gravity, moving to a new reality, Wed 22 Feb, 21:50, Reply)

The arbitrary limit is 100k.
His image is 122k. It doesn't matter if you think it should be 22k. The imaginary line in the stupid, non-existant sand is 100k. Why not lighten up and enjoy the funny pictures without checking all their fucking file sizes, Mr OCD?
( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 21:53, Reply)

I might start resizing half meg images, resize them in html and use them as full stops when I taunt file-size nazis

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 21:55, Reply)

.
( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 21:55, Reply)

nicely

( Alpaca king of the bongo, Wed 22 Feb, 21:44, Reply)

you need a beard to enter the compo
kthnxbai
( E Dubya, Wed 22 Feb, 21:59, Reply)

when you say need
do you mean the picture, or that you actually must have a beard to enter?
( Alpaca king of the bongo, Wed 22 Feb, 22:00, Reply)

it says "beards"
it does not say "shaven chins and top lips".Entries accepted by non-beard holders.All are welcome :)
( E Dubya, Wed 22 Feb, 22:07, Reply)

haha
*holds beard*
( Alpaca king of the bongo, Wed 22 Feb, 22:11, Reply)

It's a cracker



RIP Frank
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 22 Feb, 21:26, Reply)

it was the way he told them

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 22 Feb, 21:30, Reply)

Saw him live on Blackpool pier
His machine-gun of jokes made him a damn fine warm-up man.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 22 Feb, 21:35, Reply)

He would like a death warmed-up man now though

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Wed 22 Feb, 21:47, Reply)

Polly wanted that.

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 21:36, Reply)

How b3tans are made

( dazbrilliantwhites Jesus Raptor Eyes, Wed 22 Feb, 21:05, Reply)

You mean;
It takes you six minutes to get hard
You only get laid once
The only one who sits on your face is your Mother?

Oh, it's good to be twelve again, ttelling naughty jokes in the playground.
(Ghoti Fingers Is using his username from way back., Wed 22 Feb, 21:09, Reply)

He needs to MTFU

(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 21:20, Reply)

Hahaha

( Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb, 21:23, Reply)

Dizzy's gone fucking mental!

( Bourbon Fox broke down on the highway to the danger zone., Wed 22 Feb, 21:49, Reply)

Dizzy?
Fuck me, that's going back some.
(Ghoti Fingers Is using his username from way back., Wed 22 Feb, 21:58, Reply)

(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 22:07, Reply)

Hahaha.

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Feb, 22:06, Reply)

I made spam fritters
I made this!



There are now one less than pictured. I hope the other 2 will survive the night to become my lunch. Or breakfast.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Wed 22 Feb, 20:53, Reply)

here's a medal for you...

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Feb, 20:59, Reply)

That is ace!
I feel special.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Wed 22 Feb, 21:00, Reply)

ah, but not superspecial
like me :) x
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Feb, 21:01, Reply)

FRITTY SPAMMERS!

( discomeats likes chicken, Wed 22 Feb, 21:13, Reply)

FAMMY SPRITTERS

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 21:34, Reply)

SPITTY MANHAMMERS!

( discomeats likes chicken, Wed 22 Feb, 22:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/10698966
( mofaha, Wed 22 Feb, 21:42, Reply)

If that doesn't get a nomination for best drama dialogue...

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 21:51, Reply)

those look a lot like potato pancakes
MMMMMMM
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 22 Feb, 22:32, Reply)

Did I miss something last night?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 22 Feb, 20:46, Reply)

Why mariner?

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 20:50, Reply)

several second cinema

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 20:33, Reply)

Praise be to Landru brother...

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 21:38, Reply)

Praise be with you.

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 21:47, Reply)

Kirk fucked it for us and we're on our own now...

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 21:53, Reply)

Kirk was always fucking it up! Kirk changed more cultures than the NATO troops.

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 22:02, Reply)

I like how he used his (get the computer to overload, by telling it that it's logic was ilogical approach" classic ..

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 22:13, Reply)

Haha!!!! Very technical!

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 22:44, Reply)

*checks watch*
RED HOUR !!!!
( Clueless Egg Cunt feel the gravity, moving to a new reality, Wed 22 Feb, 22:02, Reply)

You're not clueless at all egg cunt. Well done.

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 22:04, Reply)

been watching all the originals recently!
crackin stuff!
( Clueless Egg Cunt feel the gravity, moving to a new reality, Wed 22 Feb, 22:08, Reply)

I love them....and TNG
As I always say to my mate, "you can't beet a night in with a curry and star trek"..
( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 22:14, Reply)

my bird does too..
most saturdays spent in bed watchin trek all day.
she's a keeper!
( Clueless Egg Cunt feel the gravity, moving to a new reality, Wed 22 Feb, 22:20, Reply)

If you were nice, you'd give her to me ;-)

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 22:22, Reply)

swap you for a Seven

( Clueless Egg Cunt feel the gravity, moving to a new reality, Wed 22 Feb, 22:24, Reply)

That sounds excellent right now.

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 22:42, Reply)

Danceosaur
It's been a while since I posted here. Have a fresh-off-the-press animation.


( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 22 Feb, 20:17, Reply)

Yes.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb, 20:18, Reply)

Yay :-)

( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Wed 22 Feb, 20:20, Reply)

More, more

( Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb, 20:22, Reply)

*gets six shooters out*
BLAM!
dance!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 22 Feb, 20:32, Reply)

Is that a Moggysaurus?

(Ghoti Fingers Is using his username from way back., Wed 22 Feb, 21:06, Reply)

Lully :D

(Drimble Third degree, the heat mystery spree., Wed 22 Feb, 21:07, Reply)

YES

( mofaha, Wed 22 Feb, 21:42, Reply)

(walrys, Wed 22 Feb, 20:16, Reply)

His eyes are going funny
My eyes are going funny
( Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb, 20:36, Reply)

Its not the gayshift yet!
Spazzy anims go there
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Feb, 20:49, Reply)

Too late for Valentine's Day this year, but I'm sure I could get this to market for next.

( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 22 Feb, 19:59, Reply)

Are 69 chocolates the same as Cleveland Steamers?

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 20:10, Reply)

*searches internet*
yep, pretty much.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 22 Feb, 20:19, Reply)

Haha!!!

( BorisKarloff continues to be unwanted., Wed 22 Feb, 20:19, Reply)

pffft!

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 22 Feb, 20:15, Reply)