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(Ham o' Shatner, Wed 28 Sep, 8:31, 14 replies)

(Flash_Bastard, Fri 23 Sep, 16:59, 4 replies)

(Ninj, Wed 21 Sep, 15:20, 7 replies)
need to know

(Barbarossa, Fri 16 Sep, 15:49, 5 replies)

That's some good shit maaaan
(lustreboy, Fri 16 Sep, 15:18, 5 replies)

(spellingmistakescostlives, Thu 15 Sep, 19:25, 13 replies)
Boldly ho-ho-ho-ing.

Couldn't let the 50th Anniversary pass without some kind of something.

(Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Sep, 15:59, 18 replies)
It's not a very well known martial art

(monkeon, Mon 5 Sep, 19:28, 7 replies)
Dogs with Human body parts
We're making man's best friend even more man-like this week. Replace dog parts with human ones and see if you can make us chuckle.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Sep at 11am
If skipping was an olympic sport
I'm looking at this and thinking there's a case for it

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linked to by Bootsthealchemist on 30th Sep at 9pm
An Extra Character
Winnie the Pooh is getting a new Penguin friend. Celebrate this fact by adding an extra character in to your favourite films and books. Make one up or steal one from somewhere else.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Sep at 7am
Question of the Week
Local Criminals
My friend grew up in Gloucester and claims that Fred West was well liked by her parents. Tell us some tales of your local criminals. Did you live next door to Ronnie Biggs? Did Harold Shipman murder your nan? Or perhaps you live in the same town as the shoplifting seagull.
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asked on 21st Sep at 8am
Roald Dahl
Roald Dahl was born 100 years ago this week, lets celebrate his life's work. Show us your Twits and other literary favourites.
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set by HappyToast on 15th Sep at 9am
80s Popstars
We're celebrating the greatest decade in music, remind us of the finest musicians who ever walked the earth and maybe show us what they're up to now, other than endorsing politicians
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set by HappyToast on 8th Sep at 3pm
Question of the Week
The Occult
The Occult. Accidentally opened a portal to another dimension? Tell us your tales of the ethereal.
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asked on 7th Sep at 10am
Letter change films
Take a movie poster, change one letter and shop the hilarious results. What could be simpler?
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set by HappyToast on 31st Aug at 7pm
Modernise sit-coms
The BBC are celebrating classic sitcoms by remaking one off episodes. Lets join the fun and relocate classic sit-coms into the modern world where we have wonders, horrors and inventions that will ruin all the gags.
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set by HappyToast on 25th Aug at 8am
Everyone loves to buy tat when they're on holiday. Invent some new souvenirs for people to clutter up their shelves with or just b3ta up existing ones.
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set by HappyToast on 18th Aug at 11am
Question of the Week
Failed Dreams
Tell us of how you dreamed big asks Grrrmachine, only to see it crushed into oblivion by runaway train of reality.
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asked on 17th Aug at 2pm
Gender bending cinema
Film fans hate it, misogynists hate it, everyone hates it, but we're doing it. Swap genders in films, make the boys girls and the girls boys and anything else in between for hilarious reimaginings or just puns.
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set by HappyToast on 11th Aug at 8am
Rio Olympics
It's time for another sportathon and this time it's in Rio. Celebrate the wonderful conditions, the drug free sportsfolk and the uniting power of jumping over small gates and stuff.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Aug at 7am
Question of the Week
This "week" Grrrmachine asks "What object have you modified to improve it?" Tell us of your successes and epic failures.
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asked on 1st Aug at 9am